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I've just birthed a shit so big it had started shavingTell me details of your body woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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latest was 13 years ago)
How is your shirt?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Swop sleeves with Fogsey(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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i've got a bit of a sore heel, does that count?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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No sorry, come back when we're having a HEEL CHAT thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Just got to the pub, meeting Stunned. This may go well or very badly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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Poor purple dorris(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Or boasting about how wealthy you are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1923178
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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Maybe later when they all start jousting(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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Might see you later if you're still there at 5(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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My GF and I ended up in there on our first dateIt took us a while to realise.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Bring your wellies(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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I've actually put on weight since stopping drinkingThis makes absolutely no sense.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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I haven't vomited from booze for about 15 years because I'm a grown up now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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I very nearly was sick from indegestion last night. I'm getting old ;((, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
probably all that bitterness about rich people that you've been swallowing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Replacing delicious beer with other snack items(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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I don't really think I am.I can only assume my body has some sort of alcohol controlled metabolism.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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penguins are cunts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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Psychochomp has put me on 2.0 again, the big poof.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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This maybe because you keep posting pictures of penguinsperhaps he's having flashbacks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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Pingu does sound like the kind of thing the Vietnamese would called a town(
Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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More hair in unnecessary places :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Palmlolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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Could you not shave it and knit a new yurt?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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There are no such things as new yurtsYou can only recycle them. no-one knows where the first one came from.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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Could build yurts for everyone at Glastonbury with my fucking nasal hair.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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Have you seen the remake of "The lady killers" with Tom Hanks in itIf so just think Mountain Girl
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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my ears got buzzed at the barbers the other day :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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I imagine it's a little like being raped(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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he did ask permissionwell, he told me I had to.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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They set fire to my ears last time I went for a haircut(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:03,
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Sometimes I get the odd beard hair that is about 5 times thicker than normal and its annoyingHTH x
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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have you recently tested a teleportation device on your self and have a craving for sugar?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Holy shit I hadn't even considered that!I fucked Geena Davis last week too!
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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That doesn't mean much thoughWe all did.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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I had a burp last night that was so big it hurt a little when it came outhold me
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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did you hear tales of distant lands in it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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It is said my burp was so thunderous as to rouse leviathan from the deepsAll manner of beast was slain
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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I farted at the weekend so violently my bumcheeks hurt when they slapped shut(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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Anyone having a flutter on the Grand National?Who was it who gave us a tip last time and the people who did bet won lots of moneys? I might put a quid on one just for a laugh, I don't really like to gamble because I'm a miser.
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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i lost badly last year, but won the year before if that helps?a jockey on radio 4 this morning gave a tip not to bet at all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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I always bet a quid on a 100/1 shotbecause every now and then they win. Except never when i've bet. I did an each way bet for the wife last year and she won about £3. The woman in the bookies looked at me like I was a piece of shit when I collected her winnings.
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Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Due to incompetence I thought I'd won £300 last yearI hadn't :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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That's what you get for betting on a horse called incompetence(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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My poor horse incompetenceFailed to jump the first big fence
It made me weep for my lost winnings
I had the last laugh though
He's now dog food trimmings
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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I've got a wet sock, meaning a wet foot. it's not nice. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:03,
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colostomy bag split?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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no. Amongst all the other shit going on round here, my cellar pump has broken, so I've been wading around in horrid water with a hole in my welly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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It took me a minute to decipher what the hell you were trying to say there.Then I lolled at you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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At not with, this time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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It's called a mondegreen.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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It's "Dear Liza" not "Deliza" you oaf(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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no. I'm really not. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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Did you remember to pre-roll?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:10,
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Ok, don't worry, we can sort this.Have you got any booze in your office?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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if it carries on like this, I'm going on a rampage I reckon. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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I really need to get my wood burner installed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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shove it up your cockend and shit out a chimney(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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I've put my boot on the radiator(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Is this the new wellies you not long bought?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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My back hurts so much I feel like I might throw up any minute : (It's not good enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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Better late than never, eh b3th?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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Oh, come on!Even i have to do some work occasionally.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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I don't sully myself with *biros*, thank you very much.Best quality ceramic rollerballs here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:19,
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This all reads like you masturbate with pens.Or have I been on the internet for too long?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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My friend sells magic the gathering cards.Fucking mental how much some of those get up to
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is that high end gaming cardsthey're for children
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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Totally, nice little earner though www.ebay.com/csc/Magic-the-Gathering-/19107/i.html?_stpos=&_sop=16&gbr=1&_fcid=3&_localstpos=&_clu=2&LH_Complete=1&LH_Sold=1&rt=nc
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They are fucking shit.I bet you could download a picture of those cards and stick it to an old shoebox.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34,
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What the blue fuckHOW? I mean WHY? I don't know what to say, is this a joke?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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I reckon you could buy one of those big collections of raressplit them up into smaller lots and make a couple of grand.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:39,
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But why?They look like the Yugio cards my son collected when he was 6
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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Bits of card with same type of pictureswww.ebay.co.uk/itm/15-x-Yu-Gi-Oh-Cards-14-warrior-cards-1-of-which-is-a-Ultra-Rare-and-1-Spell-/190818680830?pt=UK_Collectables_TradingCards_RL&hash=item2c6dadfffe#ht_1355wt_1141
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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Good afternoon my Zombie partner(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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