In veiw of Weepee's hangover I have found this
metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/hungover-old-sober-is-the-cure-that-really-works-say-scientists-3590373/

What do you do to get over a hangover?

Alt: All foreign tourists and companies in South Korea have been told to urgently evacuate as North Korea ramped up its nuclear war threats, do we think that North Korea are really that stupid to start a war?

Alt:I woke up with a De La Soul earworm, what was your last earworm?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:24, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, I'm just on the right side of a hangover this morning and all.
Ideally I'd follow this great advice to get over it: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1554731
but sadly I'm at work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Wow that is very sage advice
not sure about #5
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Tried and tested.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1554762
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)

as soon as you mentioned Saturday in that last thread
I knew that would be the tune.

Hangover cure, for me, is fried egg sandwich, loads of coffee, orange juice, banana milk and then a good long shower.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)

TuiB list is quite good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)

well yes, it is.
I'm merely proffering my own treatment. Depends on the severity though. If I'm throwing up in the morning then there's no way I can eat anything until much later.

It's pretty grim to throw up coffee which is still hot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)

you vomit after drinking?
You big woolly woofter.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)

He's so fucking bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

only in the morning
Never at the time.

The last bad one was a whisky session followed by red stripe and mdma. Man, did I feel dreadful the next day. I don't remember the journey home at all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

You'd throw up if you only drank that turquoise blue WKD shit like old Brett Easton Phallus here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

actually, you'll like this
The 10 year old laddie packaging is turquoise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Quelle surprise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I just like to moan about my hangover for a bit,
Then do all the stuff I normally do until it goes away. Sometimes if it's a really bad one I'll have a beer about midday, usually sorts me out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

It is important to let everyone around you know that you are suffering.
Alright Windle?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

yeah,
I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday at work, the exhaustion got the most of me. I feel better today after a good sleep.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Good lad, get back on that horse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Good man.
I don't think you're quite ready to join the happy pills brigade yet.
Self medication is far preferable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

yeah, I'll be alright, just all came to a bit of a head last night,
Today should be easy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Just fucking slot the cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Woo hoo today is Friday for me, fuck all'y'all.
I don't often have too much of a hangover, because I am NAILS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

you've got a long weekend?
Doing anything good?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Fucking right I am.
Tomorrow night's my kids first night sleeping at my house. I cleaned it to a military shine last night in preparation. Am taking her to play with my pal's daughter tomorrow and my brother's taken the day off to come and say hello too. I am one happy mo'fo this week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Friday I'm taking her to Lusty's club for a posh luncheon
and then on to a museum or gallery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I'm hoping that your ex has an absolutely fantastic time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I hope she has an absolutely fantastic fatal car accident, myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Hangover cure is the remains of last night's kebab, nuked up with a fried egg on top, served with a massive mug of tea.
Alt: No, but I think there will be negotiations around lifting sanctions to get them to stop sabre-rattling.
Alt alt: Chaka Khan's 'Ain't nobody'. Could be worse I suppose.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Tangles plan is the right one, although I would recommend having a small amount to eat first to initially settle the stomach, followed by the fry-up about an hour later. This reduces the chances of vomiting if you're a fucking great Mary like PD.

The fry-up should contain:

Fried bread.
Beans.
Tinned tomatoes.
Smoked back bacon.
Black pudding (and white if you can obtain it)
Sausages.
Two fried eggs.
Mushrooms.
Saute potatoes (hash browns are not an acceptable substitute).

This should be accompanied by a pint of tea and either toast or bread & butter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

And a bloody mary, a huge reefer, a hot bath and three more hours' kip.
Then up you get, huge line, back down the pub, don't be a queer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

SORTED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Don't forget the massive great shit that stinks of the previous night's booze*
*Hi Stunned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

And a thundering dark brown piss that smells of roast chicken crisps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I took all those to be given.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Starting again always helps.
You never see an alcoholic with a hangover.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

My dear brother delayed one for an entire decade once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Of course the down side is the interest that your loan accumulates during this period.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

The resale value of your organs may go down as well as up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Crack on with a blowjob down the thai massususeseseueuseuseus parlour on the way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Battered's plan is good, with one flaw.
Beans. Baked beans are awful.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Yeah microwaved kebabs are much nicer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

^Trudat^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

^nottrudat^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I'll eat virtually anything
Never liked baked beans.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I'm the same with quiche. The ultimate in gay food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Real men don't eat quiche.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

fish, is just meat for benders

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I really fancy Kippers with lemon and brown bread :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Kippers with lemon and brown bread my own father
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Prettier than his mother.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

tee hee...................................
Heywaitaminute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

with an egg on top.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

they are frightfully common

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

no haggis?
It's great in cooked breakfasts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

It is, as is hogs pudding.
Most of these twats won't know where to obtain either; hence why they were left out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

In fairness I have never heard of hogs pudding.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog's_pudding
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I'm convinced. Yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

It is delicious. Difficult to obtain outside of the west country.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Not unlike 'parental consent to marry a 12-year-old'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Bartleby's moved to Devon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Poor little She-Ra :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Its fucking wonderful
If monty comes to Bristol I shall bring him an entire ring of hogs pudding and a Crybaby Wah pedal.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

This is definitely gay slang.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

and?

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I think he is banned from every pub in Bristol
And stunned from every Hotel
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Nah I'm too charming, I wasn't even banned, just asked to leave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

if it was Windy Pigs pub he would have confiscated all your Massive Drugs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Imma level with you here Phil it's something I'd like to do but am unlikely to be able to get together.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES!

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

You flid x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

It's alright, B3th and Jeff will have to do.
I'm in London in July but its for my Quaker cousins wedding so in and out I'm afraid, then back in Bristol end of July/beginning of August.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)

the fucking plebs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Tesco Express or whatever it's called has them (the haggis)... they're hardly rare.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Whilst I do like fried bread, it never seems to sit well with me when I'm hungover

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I like to relax in the morning to a bit of drum and bass

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah but your earworm we need to know
This is Important!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I find 'Original Nuttah'
Particularly soothing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

diralyte, nurofen, fresh air, salty fatty food, gin and tonic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

+ red trousers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

The bitch I was going to fire this morning has phoned in sick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

send her a box of tissues but the last one has YOU'RE FIRED written on it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

in spunk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Marmite on toast deals with most hangovers
Bacon bap or even *gasp* a McDonalds breakfast are for the worse ones.

Alt: No idea

AltAlt: Heard 'Ring Of Fire' by Johnny Cash this morning, that's stuck in my head now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I have just had Marmite on toast with real butter \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Good morning double H
Good morning children
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

*stands up*
'Good morning Mr Two Hats.'
*sits down again*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

10 points for Gryffindor
Well done Mr Battered.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

EARWORM GODDAMNIT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

You need another one to shift it
Try the Simpsons theme tune. Works for me. Then of course, you need to remove that...but let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

My cure for earworm is the theme tune to the "Water Margin" works every time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Ah, good choice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Fucking A
I have managed to find episodes 1-11 on youtube, and that's it
MINDPISS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Good Lord - can it really be you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

The rumours of my death
are almost certainly accurate.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Once again this over-dramatic theatricality seems to rear its not-entirely-welcome head.
You seem very much alive from where I'm sitting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Put those binoculars down.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

*puts bath robe back on*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*withers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*stiffens*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

*has a bit of a lie down*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

+ face down with arse sticking in the air

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

And now it's Two Hats' time to shine!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

YESSSSSSS
*presents*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

+ for a whole 20 seconds.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Woah, I'm not doing it twice
What am I, John Holmes?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Morning TH.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Windus Crispy Pancake
Alright love?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

yurr,
I just found out that Ewan Mcgregors brother is in the RAF, and his nickname is Obi-two.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Ha, nice
Must be nice to be known as someone's brother.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

A regular hangover just MTFU
A massive hangover fresh air works wonders, I just go and sit outside in the shade until I feel well enough to start drinking again
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Pint glass, can of red bull (or even better, 'v', the one in the green can)... with the rest of the glass topped up 50/50 with orange and cranberry.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Them energy drinks can GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

No wonder your guts are fucked if you drink energy drinks
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

A couple of bottles of this

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Very popular in the samurai community, that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

A pimp in shining armour

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Keep drinking.
Alt: Yup, he's batshit mental.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Alright the LOVELY SJ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

alright The LOVELY Monters

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

alright the lovely penguintoucher?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Alright The LOVELY Emm Badge.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Stuj I hear you may let us have some nice weather this weekend
is this true?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Depends The LOVELY Harters.
What's in it for me?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

This is aTricky question
I could set you up with Cavy, how every Rory may get jealous
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

:/
Is Cavy the Bob Todd-a-like?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Cavy is the Johnny Winter-a-like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

PHWOAR!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It's a deal then
Good weather this weekend
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I just man up and fucking get on with it.

Alt: Very unlikely. It's the standard North Korean model every time they get a new leader. In this case, they are being hurt by sanctions but they won't admit it, and the military don't really trust the new Kim yet.

So, strategy 101 as per previous NK model. Ramp up threatening shit. Really ramp it up. Move some missiles. Fire a couple. Cut off all ties with the south. Maybe attack an island somewhere. Then, and only then, agree to stop and re-negotiate a peace treaty if some sanctions are removed. End result, everything goes back to how it was before except there are fewer sanctions against NK. Kim looks good to his military, rest of the world stops giving a shit again until the whole cycle restarts in a few years. rinse/repeat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

What Ross Kemp said ^^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I absolutely fucking refute that I've ever put my penis in that awful Brookes woman.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

To cure a hangover, a pint of fresh orange juice. and a bacon sandwich
Followed by some activity, rather than just moping around.

Alt: Not a chance, Kim Jong Ung (or whatever) isn't that mental.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

some activity, r ther than just mo ing ar und. +o
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I took that as read.
A good shit is half the cure.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Nice one for sticking up for Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Shower, wank, coffee, toast, bacon sandwich, wank, coffee, walk dog, coffee, wank
Alt:
Yes

AltAlt:
Fireman Sam theme tune
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

alt:alt: That would be torture

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Move aside, make way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

l n
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Well that too
He also might have a hangover
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

You know it's a really bad hangover when you can't even be arsed to have a wank.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I find a couple of shits helps

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Dozer and CQ?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

well done.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I laughed at the North Korean embassy pictured in the papers.
It looks like a shitty 3-bed semi, the povvo commie slitty-eyed bastards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

even the Chinese are taking the piss out of them now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

They're a bunch of plicks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

My last earworm was the Toys'R'Us theme from the Eighties.
Bloody Geoffrey.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Alright Gouty?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah, seems it cleared up overnight.
It only tickled me, I think. My immune system is NAILS
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I think I might have to eat my lunch now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I never drink enough to get hangovers
on account of being crap at drinking. However, if anyone knows a way to get rid of a cold in one day, I'd love to hear it.

Alt Alt: Ain't no mountain high enough. I've had that fucker going through my head since three o'clock this morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

You can't.
Luckily it's only a cold.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

But I have a big important thing to do tomorrow.
I can't be all colded. That would ruin everything :-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I have started a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Is that just because I turned up?
Goddddddddd, you're so annoying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

shut up saggy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)