GOUT LOL!!!!!
Alt: It's my Friday today so Imma fuck shit up with a weekend plans enquiry - crazy or what????!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:39, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Its my Friday too!

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

WoooOOOoooOOOOOOOoooYEAHHHHHHH
*kneeslides*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yeh I'm going to revise
Hardcore huh!
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I'm going to 'revise' my opinion of you, then!! GEDDIT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

ROFLMAO! LOL! :D :D :D

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Is this so you know the scores?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I like this
*double drops*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I'm off to see the mother-in-law dying of lung cancer \o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Oh Meryl Streep is supposed to be brilliant in that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Daniel Day Lewis is playing her in a boipic
My left lung
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

'One Lung Left'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT CHICKEN THURSDAY?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

He's cocked this right up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Clucking hell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Beak cause

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Bet you're spitting feathers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Eggstremely likely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Just not up to scratch is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

need MOAR co-operation

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Clucking dis

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Don't worry guys I'll drop in with some KILLER poultry chat to keep this place rockin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You're the breast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

To be honest I'm just winging it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

The bantam on here is why I log on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Duck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

That's fowl

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!
A mate's over from That United Kingdom so we'll be having a drink on Sunday night, that's about it innit.

OTHER THAN THAT my weekend is open, too open.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I shall be watching the football on Sunday also

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I dunno what that is soz

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Me neither

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Gonna find out eh? You're alright kid, keep your spirits up, keep asking questions

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Newcastle v Sunderland innit
I'm not hopeful though I will be setting up my Nexus 7 to pinch Sky Sports from the father-in-law
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I understood about four words in that sentence

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Sky Go app

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

That's not really helping, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I hope I ain't had a stroke and now only speak Dutch or something

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'm afraid sho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Shut up Connery, no-one wants you here

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I fucking love your board at the minute
Sacking an excellent manager because his players couldn't find the goal with Google maps and a team of sherpas with 8 games to go was amusing, but appointing a psychotic Italian fascist with no top-flight (or even Championship) experience was nothing short of genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

meh
I like him - he's a proper menkle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah I fucking love him
but it could be argued that the new manager having to deal with accusations of fascism is not the best way to get the players performing when the clock stands at ten to midnight.

I really want your lot to stay up. Partly for you, mostly so that Lambert cunt takes his hubriswagon south.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I like this
I think Sunderland may actually win at St James' this time. We don't very often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Wouldn't be surprised
Di Canio might just do the trick with his psychotic version of player motivation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Well all the Sunderland players now train on time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Hahahaha
Click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

It's where foreign men cuddle each other and then they all have a big bath together.
Luckily it's not remotely gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Daddy Boyce why is that footballer trying to leapfrog over the other footballer?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I might have a beer at lunchtime

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I might also have beer at lunchtime

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

No, only one b3tan can have a lunchtime pint a day
or the board's reputation will plummet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Sorry - you first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

It was your day... I dunno, probably yesterday, let's be honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'll go on Friday
*ruffles hair*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

N'awwwww

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I probably won't have a pint until Sunday
TEMPERENCE GENTLEMEN
LIPS THAT TOUCH ALCOHOL WILL NOT TOUCH MINE
Until Sunday
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Temperence Gentlemen sounds like a godawful "alt-folk" band
They probably don't even have a drummer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

They do
But he plays a bodhran
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

They have a prick with an irono-beard who plays the 'bodhran'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Hiya!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

An iron-on beard?
HEAD TRANSFERS
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

ANDREW MARR plays the bodhran!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

strokes the bodhran, SHIRLEY?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

what are those square drum percussion stool things they sometimes give drummers to sit on and tap so they don't feel left out?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think they are called " square drum percussion stool things to sometimes give drummers to sit on and tap so they don't feel left out"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Same as usual: cooking curry, hanging out with my daughter, gardening, pub, shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

with of
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

classic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Pub tonight
Beers and pizza on Friday, then a friend's birthday on Saturday at which I shall get drunk.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

+ on port then moan how my toe has got worse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Nope! I've kicked the gout.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

This may be a problem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Trench foot rock big fish or sprat
Trench town rock, you reap what you Toe




Whoops that was yesterdays thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

This whole five days off/two days on business of celebrating is getting to be old hat now.
I was out last night, so night off it tonight.
Back on it for a gig tomorrow night.
Off again Friday then out for a big one on Saturday night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'm not sure this makes any sense, but I don't really care.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

None at all, you Kershaw prick x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Basically I'm the hardest man on the island.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Got it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Hey Monty, if you've got your daughter staying over you should probably read this important warning, helpfully shared on facebook by some moron I was at school with:
WARNING FOR TO ALL PARENTS WITH CHILDREN THAT HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES , EX : IPOD,TABLETS ETC .... THERE IS A SITE CALLED TALKING ANGELA , THIS SITE ASKS KIDS QUESTIONS LIKE : THERE NAMES , WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL AND ALSO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART ON THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES . PLEASE CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S IPODS AND ALL TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP !!! PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE KIDS !!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Is is wrong that I'm really turned on now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Bartleby?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I wonder if ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES
includes hairdryers?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I'm a bit worried about my hand-held Space Invaders now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

NO HIGH END GAMING CHAT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR OUTRAGED SHOUTING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

www.hoax-slayer.com/talking-angela-warning.shtml
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Not clicking that, it might try and nonce my kids.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Thank goodness they didn't google it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

It's quicker just to click the 'share' button.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

He should familiarise himself with all the TOP PARENTING ISSUES too
Like DANGER FROM ASDA GRAPES and BABIES WITH HARDONS
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

dear God

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

The second link is hilarious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

BRILLIANT
A+++ Would click again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

YES!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Can't see those pictures at work soz
Have this one
www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/wp-content/slideshow/2012/11/20-most-inappropriate-athlete-names-in-sports-history/medium/2-rusty-kuntz-tumblr.jpg

Actually you probably don't need to go look at the picture, the URL is fairly explanatory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I bet he has a smelly garage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Unlike Lucius Pusey, also on that list.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

WOZ NAHT MEH
metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/nutella-heist-police-admit-giant-breakfast-theory-3588778/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

No this was
metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/man-hospitalised-with-live-eel-stuck-up-his-bum-3589255/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

no it's wednesday, what the fuck are you talking about?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

You see what I've done here is used the phrase 'my Friday' to indicate that it's my final day at work this week -
and therefore, for me, it's the equivalent of a Friday!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

when is your wednesday then?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I didn't even have one!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

My weekend was Monday and Tuesday Monts.
Imagine that!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

This is just crazy talk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

That's my weekend every week stuj
Welcome to the cool kids club
Unlike these losers
RIGHT
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

:D
*Fives*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

This weekend I'll mostly be replying to every thread on the popular page with a picture of Psychochomp pulling a silly face.
High end lolling for sure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Yet another internet gold strike !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)

i +o
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I KNOW!
The worst thing was that it wasn't a very good picture of me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I've only gone and done a new thread, haven't I?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)