Recommend something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:37, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

5 Stars
/Paul Ross
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It was bound to be said
I know that Sporters prefers that it came from me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I've had than enough cum from you
Errm, no .. that wasn't what I meant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Good, because it makes no fucking sense, either.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Porchetta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

*googles*
Nom - apart from the fennel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

can it be pulled?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I've yet to find a foodstuff that cannot.
Pulled carrots are a mite underwhelming, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

pulled custard would be pretty challenging.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Not at all, you just have to allow it to set first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Is that a small porch attached to your kitchenette, where you keep your serviettes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

DIE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Je ne regrette rien.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

ample sponges

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

A night in the sack with Ken Hom

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

swingers clubs

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

child porn

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

link?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

yer
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://charliedavidson.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/zelda1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.charliedavidson.net/tag/1080-snowboarding/&h=800&w=800&sz=201&tbnid=z_3KdV5k8OSqCM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=91&zoom=1&usg=__0_eGHzfT1Ztw3BUR1EQrh5KoevI=&docid=q-leGJkzOtFXEM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Il5lUcD4J4el0AXGiYHACg&sqi=2&ved=0CEMQ9QEwAQ&dur=1434
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Cor!
Cavy's new squeeze is pretty hot
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

her fanny cappachino brings all the elven folk to the yard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

And they're like "damn right, this +27 polished shield of greater foreboding is better than yours"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Colston Bassett Stilton.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Not getting cancer

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

big poos not lots of little ones

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Fucking off and never coming on here again with your SHIT THREADS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Never inserting your penis into something you're not 100% sure it'll come out of.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Never?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

It's for the best.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Spoilsport.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

hey, it's only a recommendation.
Some people recommend not drinking, and they are clearly wrong. I'm just sayin, y'know, there are risks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

you could put it in a blackhole and end up with the universe's longest spaghetti willy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Have you seen that new Ferro Liquid stuff? That's dead good that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

bees into what, now?
what is it and what does it do?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

It's like this liquid that goes spikey, its well safe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

what do you do to it to make it spikey?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

The Corrs'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Magnetic fields do it, you got some?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Magnetic fields?
I'd be a bit fucked if I didn't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah', I know what you mean, all my medical appointments would fall off the fridge and fall down between the fridge and the cupboard so i'd have to take the fridge out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

yeah, that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Buy my album!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

i will,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You are the Windy Pig beneath my wings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I won't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I'll do what you don't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

What are ya loik!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Oi foight loike me da too!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

*baffled*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I had you down as a b*witched fan.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

He totally is.
He liked them before they were "mainstream"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

me too!
*gazzes Stuj about the possible effects of climate change in the Hell region*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Having cocaine blown up your arse

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I recommend you go out in your lunch break and buy 7 beers and 2 pairs of jeans
because I did and I feel pretty good about it.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Did you drink the beers or just buy them?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I will start drinking them at 4.30 when I get home

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Imma get pissed up later too - we could be twins!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

We could!
Except I'm not 160!
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

why 7?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Why not?

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

No reason at all
it's just not a standard packaged quantity of beers, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I only buy my beers individually
I like a variety of different beers in a session. I purchased a McEwans Champion, an Old Tom, an Innis and Gun rum cask finish, a Keltek Beheaded, a St Austell Tribute, a Dartmoor Legend and an Old Crafty Hen.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Innis and Gun rum cask is rather nommy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

It's one of my top ten transformers

( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

fair do's
I used I&G rum cask instead of champagne for the reception drinks at my wedding. It was well "LOL" watching some of my wife's family, despite being warned, fall for the "just because it is NOM doesn't mean it isn't bastard strong" trick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Its only the second strongest one I bought today
The Beheaded is Labeled as 7.5 but I know the guy that brews it and he says the recipe and method hasn't changed since it was labeled 8.1 but the tax laws mean they have to pay more for a beer over 7.5 so they label it as that.

Little known fact (that you probably know) a beer under 5% can be +or- .5% a beer over this can be +or- 1% which means a beer labeled at 7.5% can be anywhere up to 8.5% before they need to water it down.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

My Jamaican Mutton Curry recipe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Beer and tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Deleting your account and zzzzzzzz.....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Dry cider and Vimto cordial

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

The perfect way to wash down that microwaved kebab breakfast!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

The microwaved kebab breakfast...
...Coupled with a fried egg is a hangover cure. If there's no hangover, just eat the kebab cold!
Anyhow, Cider with Vimto cordial is a great drink on a hot day.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Right you are, Covvo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

On another note*
I saw a guy trying to pass dodgy tenners in Cov city centre earlier. His scouse accent should've started the warning bells.

*see what I did there?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

So clever!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Oh Coventry :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

oh chubby coventry :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I'm not chubby!
I'm fat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Sink the Windrush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Have you heard this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBe9ejm3gU
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

nein. unt no sound a work :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Have a go tonight then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Maggie Thatcher for an Angel of the North style statue made out of the bones of miners children
To be erected in Newcastle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

That was yesterday's rumour.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

don't take a shit on a train

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

clearly you've never known the thrill of curling one off the top of a railway bridge onto the windscreen of a commuter train

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Because you can buy one once you get on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Woah SURREAL!!!!
You're like that 'Eddy Izzard' chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Imagine, right, Ross Nurble and Eddie "The Eagle" Izzard on a train, right.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Cease2Xist
But as I know none of you cunts will read this, I'm just going to rob your houses.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

"... a savage hybrid of heavy beats, Industrial noise and punk"
or as it's better known, a snot-nosed 15 year old with a cracked copy of Fruity Loops
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

"... a savage hybrid of gaiety and extreme shitness, and spunk"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Fuck me, you did the research
You should try actually listening to them next
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I really don't need to
once you've heard one snot-nosed 15 year old with a cracked copy of Fruity Loops you've heard them all
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

HOLY SHIT CHECK MY QUADZ

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

The Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Let's all go!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it's the Woodstock of our generation!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Steampunk fashion

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

DIE DIE DIE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I got the Funhouse/ Ashetons joke xx
I love the Stooges too xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Oh I got it
I was just two busy having a wank fantasy over that bird with one and a half arms off cbeebies again.
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I saw a guy in goggles and a long coat and buckle boots,
Carrying a briefcase and wearing a top hat and monocle with a daft curly moustache.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Not in the pub I hope

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

And you didn't go and say hi to CQ?
/andrewmarrprobably
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

If it's steampunk
I'm pretty sure you're allowed to take him out with an extravegnatly-decorated crossbow. It's what he would want.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

COOL!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Hoodies by Shit Skateboards, caps by LRG and combats by Carhartt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

A genuine recommendation.
Go to see Wolf People tonight at the Sebright. Y'know, if it's your local and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Er.. Pearoast.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Is that the Sebright in Bethnal Green?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

The one in London somewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

It's 30 seconds from my front door.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

AND I'm off tomorrow AND I forgot.
No-one to go with though. Stunned isn't really the go-to man for gig attending.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

There isn't anyone else who can afford to take you out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Lusty's at work innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Ballroom dancing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

It made a man of you, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Hell no
I was already this brutally masculine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I shall not be recommending my conveyancers
still, despite their best efforts I managed to exchange on my flat today. \o/

Completion is exactly 5 months since I made my offer.

Bottle of Pope's Ninecastles tonight, I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

poor lawyers always get the blame
it's never our fault
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

n only
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

so cynical

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

parrot droppings make a great face mask
if you have a parrot to hand, smear your face in its shit and lie down for about 30 mins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Aberystwyth Mon Amour by Malcom Pryce.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

you recommended something I really was interested in once and I can't remember what it was and I'm gutted
A WWII book I think it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Cornwall, it's fucking great
Apart from the forrins
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I,ll be there next week!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

No you won't
Saltash is practically London in Cornwall terms. You'll still be nowhere near me so I can't even buy you a pint!
( Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)