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I'm frequently astonished by the length, thickness and quantity of hair that my nostrils can produce.
Alt: YES! Also, soya.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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latest was 12 years ago)
has bean
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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*flicks*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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*froths*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Soya mince is surprisingly palatable
When cooked in sufficient chillies, obviously
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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I made a fucking lush chilli the other week
Slow cooked for 8 hours
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Needs Chips and Cheese
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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*nods*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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I've said it before.
While Nottingham is technically in the Midlands, its heart is in the North.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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Damn right
But tell that to anyone from outside of Notts and THEY JUST DON'T GET IT
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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I saw tindersticks in Nottingham once
True story.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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I saw them in Camber Sands once and also in Coventry once.
Do you want to touch me?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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Yes, but that's not the reason.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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I'll be honest, I don't really remember much about the Camber Sands one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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I saw one of their records for sale once
‘Wow, what really shit name for a band’, I thought, ‘they sound like a bunch of jangly indie bedwetters, I’ll bet they are’, I said to myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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Pity you didn't buy it.
You could have sold it for a tidy profit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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+ to a prick
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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That goes without saying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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It really is a shite name for a band
and inevitably makes me think of "Pictures of Matchstick Men"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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Given your tastes, you can't really comment on shite band names.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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I'll give you that
Although most of the bands I like with shit names at least have the defence that English isn't their first language
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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So do tindersticks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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Man we all have so much in common!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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incredibly dull Nottingham 'anecdotes'!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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Chilli Cheese fries is my Fav. comfort food
It's not like I have it all the time :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Yeah you do
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=Chilli+Cheese+fries+
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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and so do I!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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^ Also northern
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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Damn you search
Damn you all to hell
*drops to knees on a beach, with just the head of the Statue of Liberty showing through the sand*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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I've never had chilli cheese fries
It's shit yeah?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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Ohhhhhhhh Theo..Theo..Theoban
I do a mean firebrand chilli for mine.
It really is nice. Did I lie about Defcon 3 wing sauce???
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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Can't do it myself
I only cook when I'm hungry. Delayed gratification can fuck off
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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I cooked it for the father-in-law to freeze
cos I'm nice like that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Hi Kroney!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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Obvious shit post is obvious
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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oi Darth!
You know you paid nearly a fiver a pint in Shopkeepers? You big gay twat, that's the most expensive one they do, some American 'craft beer'. If you'd had Leeds Pale or sutin like that you'd have paid about 3 quid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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Yeah but I'd never tried it
And never will again, at those prices
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Quality costs, stick with carling if you don't like that concept
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Don't mind it at all, it's reassuring frankly
I don't mind paying over the odds for a really nice pint, but for the best part of a fiver, in fucking LEEDS, I expected it to make me taller or thinner or more handsome as I drank it, and although it did do that, it wore off as soon as I sobered up.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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I wouldn't expect to pay over a fiver for Leeds itself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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Exactly my point
When I handed over my cash I couldn't help but wonder how much it would have cost in London. Was tempted to ask if I got free refills.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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Jesus wept it's like a fiver, if that's a sticking point get yourself a litre of glens for twelve quid and stop up at home
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Yes Rory. We get it. You're rich. Well done.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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I DONT GO TO PUBS ACTUALLY
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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THEN YOU DON'T KNOW MAN
YOU WEREN'T THERE
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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I'm supposed to be going to not one but several 'pubs' on Saturday, in Southampton, on a 'stag do'
Ive used up all my best excuses not to go already :((
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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Grandparents dead?
Objections to one or more of the fellow attendees?
Travel costs/difficulties?
AIDS?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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no, all used up
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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Two options remain to you
1) Family emergency which miraculously occurs the day you have to travel down
2) Just fucking go and enjoy yourself you great nancy
YES I SAID THAT. ME.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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I hear GOUT is a good excuse at the moment
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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How many of the other people going do you actually like?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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I'm assuming here that there are people in your life that you like.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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And suave.
Don't forget suave.
And witty.
And urbane.
And personable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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cool beff you got my back as always
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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And gullible.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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Oh man she zinged you good there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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I was in there on Saturday.
Paid 3.30 for a pint of LPA.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Tight git = Scottish
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Beer in my local is £3.70
Having said that, most people would pay more than £5 a pint just to be NOT drinking in Weston.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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Fucking hell, were you out with Swipe?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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No he sent Monty to the bar
*Every penny helps*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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My version was better
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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