A thread with a question time
So which prick thinks this is a good idea?
metro.co.uk/2013/04/11/from-hot-pink-hotpants-to-juicy-orange-flip-flops-get-the-glow-down-on-fluoro-fashion-3591097/
The days of Ocean Pacific T-shirts, Boat shoes and white cotton jackets with the sleeves rolled up may once again be thrust upon us. Which brings me onto fashion do’s and fashion don’ts what fashion did you get into that still makes you cringe to this day?

Alt: Chicken Thursday how are you going to celebrate it?

Altalt: I don’t know make up your own you lazy cunts, do I have to do everything round here?











hello
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:07, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chicken Thursday!?
Well I plan to celebrate by convincing my missus this is a real thing, so we can have southern fried chicken for dinner.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

*nose points*
That sounds like a plan Twoey
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

i might choke a chicken to celebrate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

actually i could eat some fried chicken right now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Never too early, never too late
God, I really love chicken.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

A goatee beard for about a week
Didn't suit it at all

Alt:
By having a sandwich of chicken with mozzarella and wrapped in prosciutto for lunch

AltAlt:
I coughed this morning whilst shaving and took a chunk out of my eyebrow/face with the razor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

were you shaving your monobrow?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Nope - just a particularly violent cough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

^ FOOL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I cut my nose while shaving the other day
MY VERY NOSE. This is why I don't shave often...I don't trust myself. Every time I pick up a razor, I'm worried it'll be the last thing I ever do.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I'm still wondering just how the fuck I managed it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

as am i!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I think it was the deadly cough/sneeze finishing combo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

wow
you complete spaz!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I'm scared of my own eyes now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)

it reminds me of that picture of bill : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

your eyes, they are the seeds of a thousand memories

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

That's beautiful, Theo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Unlike my eyes
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Your eyes are lovely, SC

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I once owned a light blue leather box jacket.
Alt: I shall be celebrating Chicken Thursday by cooking chicken in a mushroom sauce and serving it with taglietelle.
Altalt:What's the best/easiest/cheapest way to cut down an overgrown lawn? Preferably a method that doesn't involve physical labour.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

AltAlt:
A goat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Hmmm, a goat eh?
Is there a place one can hire goats? Goats R Us perhaps? I'll look into this. There could be an opening in the market for short-term rental of goats and/or other ruminants.
*schemes*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

there's no point, just leave it. Whatever you do Coventry will always look shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Although I have a CV postcode...
...I no longer live in Coventry.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

yeah whatever its still coventry. there's a choice between a grim concrete interior or shit council looking houses outside in 'the posh bit' it's all fucking awful

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah, but Cov lives in you
like a parasitic worm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I just found out that Stratford upon Avon has a Coventry (CV) postcode!
Who woulda thought it eh!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Lots of Warwickshire has CV postcodes.
We really should be the principal city of Warwickshire again and disassociate ourselves from that West Midlands rabble.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

petrol + match

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Altalt: Pay someone else to do it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

A HAPPY CLUCKSATORIA TO YOU ALL ON THIS FINE CHICKEN THURSDAY
I might eat a chicken later, just pick one up, snap the neck, on with the eat.

To answer your clothing question, I used to wear a seashell on a necklace. I was a right fucking idiot.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

When I was at college about *mumble* years ago
I often went for the 'striped stockings under torn jeans' look. I thought it was cool at the time. Was I right? Who knows.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

i thought you were a chap?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Look, it was a different time
Grunge was happening, Britpop was a mere baby....None of us knew who we were.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I love you man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Thanks SC
I appreciate the support
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Don't listen to them, man
they weren't there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I saw some things man
and some stuff :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Greebos on fire off the shoulder of the Bull Ring. I've watched Chris Cornell pissing in the dark near Turnpike Lane. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain. Time to die.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I love this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The thing is
Having done my time at Neds, Poppies and Wonderstuff gigs, I can pretty much guarantee I have actually seen Greebos on fire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

something something cheap seats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I went to see a Neds gig at Wolverhampton Civic Hall
when they were years past their "popular" prime. WCH has a capaity of several thousand and there were maybe 800 or so there. It's the only time I've ever seen a 3 deep, 200 wide mosh pit with nothing at all behind it. It's a lot of dedication to music that can only be described as screaming over the sound of three bass guitars being thrown down a metal waste disposal chute.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I saw The Wonder Stuff and Jesus Jones at that very same venue about 12 years ago
Christ that was awful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I rather like Jesus Jones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

The thing is
Wonderstuff were a pretty good live experience, in the early 90s, if you were 18. Even Neds and Poppies were OK with the right crowd

I would imagine with them and me having aged 10 years in 2000, all the appeal would have gone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I didn't really like them much in the first place
I only went to the reunion tour to accompany a mate.
Whatever appeal they may have had was almost certainly gone though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Pretty standard grunge.
my thing was patchwork climbing trousers under ripped jeans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

YES!
Thank god...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

MATE YOU'VE LET YOUR WIFE ON YOUR ACCOUNT AGAIN

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I know :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Why did I read Seashell as Shell suit????????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever worn a shellsuit
I mean I should invest in a tracksuit at some point, if only to fit in amongst the yokels around here
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I had a leather jacket with fringes on the sleeve
It was covered in humorous badges and buttons too.

Alt: Probably a chicken sandwich at lunchtime.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Hey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Hey hey!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

You look GREAT!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Aw, shucks
You're kinda smashing yourself!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

i'm gonna add the john lennon sunglasses from your profile to your list

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I love the sig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

from a site that collects terrible first messages from dating sites
www.creepycupid.com/text/113
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

woah ... some of that is fucked up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

If for the rest of them you're thinking "nothing wrong with that"
you might have been on b3ta too long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I've had to tear myself away from that just to get some work done
But I plan to return to it later. Brilliant find.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

^^ THIS ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Hahahahahah
"My dick died can I bury it in your ass" ANAL

That made me chuckle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I only had time to read a couple.
One was just funny (the woman who essentially went "fuck off, you're being nice so you must be hiding something" )

the rest were fucked up, at varying degrees of both "fuck" and "up".
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Ha ha Nice one Lighty
My fish tail parka had an inordinate amount of patches badges and buttons.

The best fashion don't was this guy that used to go around with biker attire including a helmet but didn't own a bike WTF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

He even had a helmet?
Wow
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Maybe he just forgot where his bike was

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

red trousers :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

officechuckle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I dunno
You look pretty natty
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

'Ning The LOVELY Harters.
Is Chicken Thursday the new Cock Tuesday?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

i dunno, did you fry the cocks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I never came across Cock Tuesday
Tee hee

Morning back at you the Lovely Stuj
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

global hypercolour tshirts
while out clubbing... what a fucking stupid idea
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

i had one, but mum put it on a hot wash and ruined it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I had one too!
My mum is clever, though. She always put it in a cold wash.

Har har, your mum is shit.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

it was a red nose day special one : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Oh man, that would probably be worth millions now.
Your mum ruined your life.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

yeah, well
your mum ruined your life just by giving birth to you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I blame her for my gout.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

ou un
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I work with a lovely lass who keeps chickens ducks and turkeys, she sells me the eggs.
Turkey eggs are huge!

A couple of week ago her bloke slammed the door of the barn and cut one of the chickens heads off. Another time one of the chickens managed to get it self under an upturned bucket and they didn't find it for three days. Chickens are fucking stupid
( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

bucket lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

bucket chicken
it's like beer can chicken but much slower cooking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

put chicken in under a bucket, leave out in sun, consume
vomit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I had two tie-dyed T Shirts.
Two, for shame. A Mudhoney one and a Nirvana one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

It's alright man
It was the nineties. We all did some crazy shit we're a bit embarrassed about in the nineties. You're amongst friends, here.

I wanted a shell suit. A shell suit for fuck's sake!
( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

well you are french

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

One particularly hot summer, they just melted right off everyone.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Long-sleeve?
Or did you wear them on top of a jumper?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

both long sleeve.
My mum kept trying to confiscate and destroy the nirvana one as it had a rude word on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Ah yes
I had that one as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

During my school life I had Farrah trousers (ball crushers)
Which once split from zip - rear belt hoop whilst hedge hopping
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Nothing wrong with Farah trousers, Aitchers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Back in the early 80's they were the Bomb

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Just planned a trip from Portsmouth to Marwell Zoo via Moscow
61 hours apparently. For some reason I thought it'd be more.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i like the snow leopard at marwell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I'm going to pretend that's a pub

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I keep telling you man, no matter how much you pay the zookeeper, you can't fuck the zebras

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

sexy stripey bastards

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

just to wait until I get those pyjamas off you etc etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Apparently they eat like horses

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Tesco value

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Whether you can or cannot, it is not black and white

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Micheal Jacksons ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Nah, I've got it all worked out
I'm cutting out the middle man, and going straight to the zebra. It can't fail!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

WTF?
www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/04/04/fish-cracker-cross-miracle/2052519/

This snackfood has quite clearly encountered a Phillips head screw at some point. It's hardly the parting of the Red Sea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I fucking hate people.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

religious people are idiots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I've always been impeccably turned out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

turned

GAY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Not all well-dressed men are gay, Lighty.
When do you move into your new place?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

when you go to the new thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

But none of the questions seem relevant to my interests.
I'm going to make a cup of tea instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

no, well dressed men are all gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)