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Quiet, innit?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:26, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm trying to sleep here
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm off for a piss
then I think I'll grab some lunch. What do you think about that, eh?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Not much, if I'm honest.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
MAKE SURE IT'S CHICKEN

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
^^ THIS ^^

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
She fell for it!
I'm having southern fried chicken for dinner!!! This is a great day.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Would be better if you said "out on the piss"

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah well I ran out of stuff to say about action films
Then I went and got a cup of tea with the tall german dude who sits across from me

Now I'm listening to music.

Hooray.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I bought some new shoe laces for my shoes but I still haven't put them on my shoes.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Did your old shoe laces break or OH I DON'T CARE WHY AM I ASKING

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
how are you going to lace them?
www.fieggen.com/shoelace/
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
We could change Action to War

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Or we could talk about something else.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
What like Comedy films?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
D'you know what?
I might do some work.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Yeah Haha
Like I'm going to fall for that one
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I don't think I've seen many war films, or at least I've not seen one for many years

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Well War,
What is it good for?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Getting rid of slavery?
Protecting your nation?
Removing despots?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Ridding Europe of the threat of Fascism during the middle of the 20th Century?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Sounds like war's alright

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I thought it was absolutely nothing
SAY IT AGAIN
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Well that seems like a fairly childish point of view that only hippies or cretins would hold
don't hold that point of view
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Edwin Starr made me do it

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Let's have another one!

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
We do need a good war. Been a while since we've had a proper baddie to fight, Afghanistan/Iraq were too wishy washy
We need a proper agressor we can all hate like Hitler, or just the French.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I say we invade Argentina

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Hrug see I'm all for giving the Argies another good thrashing
But a lot of fools think we should just give the Falklands back. We'd probably end up with tits like the Guardian having headlines like 'FREE THE MALVINAS' or sutin
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Korea!

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Think it's too far away, and it's more of a nip/yank issue

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
While everyone's paying attention to that we can invade France.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
YES! I'd quite like to live in Paris again, but only with real tax rules
They'd welcome us like heroes, half them lot are Swedish students anyway
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Driving forward the technological development of our race
by forcing the national consciousness to focus on one objective in the crucible of conflict?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
We really need an alien invasion
That'll get us all united and then we can nick their technology to boost our own
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
My unethical investments in armaments companies.
Also:
Mobilization
Science
Religion
Domination
Communication
Teleportation
:D
LAIBACH SAID SO SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Good Lord! A Kroney thread.
These are rare, so I want to be able to say I was there.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
what do I get for my £15?
Can I have it signed?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
A lovely slab of vinyl in a beautiful handmade screenprinted card sleeve, fastened shut with a ribbon, with a unique photo insert plus a free download.
I don't like signing these things though, it seems crass for a nobody like me to do this.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
that sounds like the vinyl of F#A# infinity (soz my phone doesn't do that sideways 8 thing)

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Unless you just wanted the download.
In which case you can have it for much cheaper than that.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Can I have a signed download please?
Just for lolz I once asked my mate Craig to sign the records of his which I have.

True, and fascinating, story.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
McLachlan?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
no.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah man, a once-in-a-lifetime event, right here.
I'll be selling t-shirts at the door on your way out.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Too quiet.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
hello

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Alright?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
alright PC
All is well and lovely with you?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Nope, all's shit and I'm poor.
Have to find an extra £150 ish for gas bill at the end of the month.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Ring them and offer to pay £50 per month on top of normal bill
or is that the normal bill?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Nah, have to pay it all off to switch suppliers to a cheaper one.
So it will actually save me money eventually but it's a bit of a shit.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
thats shit

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Soz. been mega busy.
Trading standards were in.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Have they checked the high chairs?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Have you been claiming that your bar snacks have magical powers again?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
He's used the body of that bloke in the Carvery.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Always adviseable to keep your local TSO on side.
Are things calming down yet?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
no.
Basically, none of the safety bodies (eho, tso, etc) really have enough people to check everywhere every year. So the system seems to work based on past problems. I haven't seen any one for a couple of years, then the brand gets a big flag from the dead guy, and they're all over us.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I feel terrible.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
What did you do last night then?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Went out for dinner with the ad agency and then went to the pub.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
still hanging?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Now I'm no doctor
but I reckon it's probably gout.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
tee hee

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
You look worse xx

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
* turns off webcam *

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
too late, I just did a screencap.
Next step: posting it as a reply to every post on the popular page.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Too quiet.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Alright the LOVELY Iggy and the Stooj

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Alright The AWESOMEST Dozertronhead

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
you make my winky tingle xx

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
stuj!

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
:D
The LOVELIEST kKkkkkKKKkKKKrRRrrRriiiIiiIIisSSsssttttTTTtTiiIIIinNNNNeEEEEEE!!!!!!
:D
*PANDERS*
'Noon LULLY!
:D
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Rhubarb and Custard let fly with their secret weapon.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
was that sampled on some old rave tune back in the day?
Or used as a lyric by pwei or sutin?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
yeah, it was a sample on some tune
I mentioned it cos the other sample was "it's quiet" said rhubarb ... "too quiet" said custard.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I'M GOING TO RELACE MY SHOES NOW, GUYS

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Which configuration?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
over and over, the only way to fly.
none of this over and under shit.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
It doesn't get any more rock n' roll than this.
I'm just glad to be here.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Redrawing the boundaries of forum thread chat, right here.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
On Friday 12th April we will wake up to a post-shoelace chat world.
History in the making, Kro.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Twenty years from now, school children will be taught about heroes like us, Tangles.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
you're a leader, not a follower
You tread where other men fear to go, your envelopes are pushed further than the very edge of the cosmos, let no man say of Kroney's map of board chat 'here be monsters'.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I hope he films it and posts it on /links

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Can you buy new "end pieces" for laces? Dunno what they're called
Mine have frayed.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Aglet or something like that
if memory serves me correct
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

memory google
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
just use tape.
Or buy new laces you cheapskate.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Or just one 30m lace he could thread it
through his trouser legs so he can't lose a shoe
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
What if I get some that are too long?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1931150
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I have many tasks to perform at lunchtime
This is not good - I've had to rush my chicken sandwich :o(
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Woah that's almost blasphemy
One does not rush chicken on Chicken Thursday
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I'm back from both my errands
I failed to have a chicken sandwich, instead I went for a wild boar burger on a toasted brioche with caramelised onion, crispy bacon and melted swiss cheese.

It was lovely.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
*hungers*
I had an old slice of ham I found in the fridge and a swig of milk :(
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Are times harder than you are letting on, Nakers?
Only your shoelaces look a little frayed and all.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Oh, man. I fucked up.
I am having ravioli on chicken thursday.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Wotcha
What's this chicken thursday shit, anyway? I don't think I'm having any truck with it.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Blame Monty he started it

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Hola!
The ravioli I have is very good.

What's going on with your flat hunting?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Seeing a bunch of places in muzzer hill on saturday.
Have told prospective flatmate I'm moving by beginning of may with or without her.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I don't really know Muswell Hill.
Have you been up there and had a scout around?
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah, it's a nice place.
Really like it. Bit inconvenient for tubes out to Uxb, but it's on the north circular, so might drive it.

I'll be looking for a new job almost as soon as I've unpacked so it shouldn't be an issue for too long.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
They got some really nice shops/bars/resturants in muswell hill.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
thanks for the update Bono

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

tr cl
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You monumental bellend.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Not dead then?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
No I went back to bed & slept for another 3 hours. About to have something to eat.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I ain't even lying to you, bruv.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You've let everyone down. I hope you're proud of yourself.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Is it chicken ravioli?

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Beef, my man.

(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Its because Phil and Monty aren't at work today
I miss those guys, they're totally great!
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
What the fuck are we then?
CHOPPED LIVER :(
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

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