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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Quiet, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:26, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm trying to sleep here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm off for a piss
then I think I'll grab some lunch. What do you think about that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Not much, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
MAKE SURE IT'S CHICKEN

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
^^ THIS ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
She fell for it!
I'm having southern fried chicken for dinner!!! This is a great day.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Would be better if you said "out on the piss"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah well I ran out of stuff to say about action films
Then I went and got a cup of tea with the tall german dude who sits across from me

Now I'm listening to music.

Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I bought some new shoe laces for my shoes but I still haven't put them on my shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Did your old shoe laces break or OH I DON'T CARE WHY AM I ASKING

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
how are you going to lace them?
www.fieggen.com/shoelace/
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
We could change Action to War

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Or we could talk about something else.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
What like Comedy films?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
D'you know what?
I might do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Yeah Haha
Like I'm going to fall for that one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I don't think I've seen many war films, or at least I've not seen one for many years

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Well War,
What is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Getting rid of slavery?
Protecting your nation?
Removing despots?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Ridding Europe of the threat of Fascism during the middle of the 20th Century?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Sounds like war's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I thought it was absolutely nothing
SAY IT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Well that seems like a fairly childish point of view that only hippies or cretins would hold
don't hold that point of view
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Edwin Starr made me do it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Let's have another one!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
We do need a good war. Been a while since we've had a proper baddie to fight, Afghanistan/Iraq were too wishy washy
We need a proper agressor we can all hate like Hitler, or just the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I say we invade Argentina

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Hrug see I'm all for giving the Argies another good thrashing
But a lot of fools think we should just give the Falklands back. We'd probably end up with tits like the Guardian having headlines like 'FREE THE MALVINAS' or sutin
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Korea!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Think it's too far away, and it's more of a nip/yank issue

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
While everyone's paying attention to that we can invade France.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
YES! I'd quite like to live in Paris again, but only with real tax rules
They'd welcome us like heroes, half them lot are Swedish students anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Driving forward the technological development of our race
by forcing the national consciousness to focus on one objective in the crucible of conflict?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
We really need an alien invasion
That'll get us all united and then we can nick their technology to boost our own
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
My unethical investments in armaments companies.
Also:
Mobilization
Science
Religion
Domination
Communication
Teleportation
:D
LAIBACH SAID SO SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Good Lord! A Kroney thread.
These are rare, so I want to be able to say I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
what do I get for my £15?
Can I have it signed?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
A lovely slab of vinyl in a beautiful handmade screenprinted card sleeve, fastened shut with a ribbon, with a unique photo insert plus a free download.
I don't like signing these things though, it seems crass for a nobody like me to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
that sounds like the vinyl of F#A# infinity (soz my phone doesn't do that sideways 8 thing)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Unless you just wanted the download.
In which case you can have it for much cheaper than that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Can I have a signed download please?
Just for lolz I once asked my mate Craig to sign the records of his which I have.

True, and fascinating, story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
McLachlan?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah man, a once-in-a-lifetime event, right here.
I'll be selling t-shirts at the door on your way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Too quiet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Alright?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
alright PC
All is well and lovely with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Nope, all's shit and I'm poor.
Have to find an extra £150 ish for gas bill at the end of the month.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Ring them and offer to pay £50 per month on top of normal bill
or is that the normal bill?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Nah, have to pay it all off to switch suppliers to a cheaper one.
So it will actually save me money eventually but it's a bit of a shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
thats shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Soz. been mega busy.
Trading standards were in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Have they checked the high chairs?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Have you been claiming that your bar snacks have magical powers again?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
He's used the body of that bloke in the Carvery.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Always adviseable to keep your local TSO on side.
Are things calming down yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
no.
Basically, none of the safety bodies (eho, tso, etc) really have enough people to check everywhere every year. So the system seems to work based on past problems. I haven't seen any one for a couple of years, then the brand gets a big flag from the dead guy, and they're all over us.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I feel terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
What did you do last night then?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Went out for dinner with the ad agency and then went to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
still hanging?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Now I'm no doctor
but I reckon it's probably gout.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
You look worse xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
* turns off webcam *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
too late, I just did a screencap.
Next step: posting it as a reply to every post on the popular page.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Too quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Alright the LOVELY Iggy and the Stooj

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Alright The AWESOMEST Dozertronhead

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
you make my winky tingle xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
stuj!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
:D
The LOVELIEST kKkkkkKKKkKKKrRRrrRriiiIiiIIisSSsssttttTTTtTiiIIIinNNNNeEEEEEE!!!!!!
:D
*PANDERS*
'Noon LULLY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Rhubarb and Custard let fly with their secret weapon.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
was that sampled on some old rave tune back in the day?
Or used as a lyric by pwei or sutin?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
yeah, it was a sample on some tune
I mentioned it cos the other sample was "it's quiet" said rhubarb ... "too quiet" said custard.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I'M GOING TO RELACE MY SHOES NOW, GUYS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Which configuration?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
over and over, the only way to fly.
none of this over and under shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
It doesn't get any more rock n' roll than this.
I'm just glad to be here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Redrawing the boundaries of forum thread chat, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
On Friday 12th April we will wake up to a post-shoelace chat world.
History in the making, Kro.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Twenty years from now, school children will be taught about heroes like us, Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
you're a leader, not a follower
You tread where other men fear to go, your envelopes are pushed further than the very edge of the cosmos, let no man say of Kroney's map of board chat 'here be monsters'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I hope he films it and posts it on /links

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Can you buy new "end pieces" for laces? Dunno what they're called
Mine have frayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Aglet or something like that
if memory serves me correct
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

memory google
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
just use tape.
Or buy new laces you cheapskate.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Or just one 30m lace he could thread it
through his trouser legs so he can't lose a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
What if I get some that are too long?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1931150
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I have many tasks to perform at lunchtime
This is not good - I've had to rush my chicken sandwich :o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Woah that's almost blasphemy
One does not rush chicken on Chicken Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I'm back from both my errands
I failed to have a chicken sandwich, instead I went for a wild boar burger on a toasted brioche with caramelised onion, crispy bacon and melted swiss cheese.

It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
*hungers*
I had an old slice of ham I found in the fridge and a swig of milk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Are times harder than you are letting on, Nakers?
Only your shoelaces look a little frayed and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Oh, man. I fucked up.
I am having ravioli on chicken thursday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Wotcha
What's this chicken thursday shit, anyway? I don't think I'm having any truck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Blame Monty he started it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Hola!
The ravioli I have is very good.

What's going on with your flat hunting?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Seeing a bunch of places in muzzer hill on saturday.
Have told prospective flatmate I'm moving by beginning of may with or without her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I don't really know Muswell Hill.
Have you been up there and had a scout around?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah, it's a nice place.
Really like it. Bit inconvenient for tubes out to Uxb, but it's on the north circular, so might drive it.

I'll be looking for a new job almost as soon as I've unpacked so it shouldn't be an issue for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
They got some really nice shops/bars/resturants in muswell hill.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
thanks for the update Bono

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

tr cl
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You monumental bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Not dead then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
No I went back to bed & slept for another 3 hours. About to have something to eat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I ain't even lying to you, bruv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You've let everyone down. I hope you're proud of yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Is it chicken ravioli?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Beef, my man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Its because Phil and Monty aren't at work today
I miss those guys, they're totally great!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
What the fuck are we then?
CHOPPED LIVER :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

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