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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Since we just did impressions of Frank.
Lets do an impressions thread.
And then we have to guess who it is!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:32, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm in the pub

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Are you very short, or do you have diabetes?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
IM NOT SHORT IM OF AVERAGE HEIGHT!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Mongychops?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I'm currently slipping drugs into a womans drink
and then raping her.

WHO AM I?????
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
HA HA

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I brew the rohypnol into the beer from the start now.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
[female b3tan]?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I don't know enough people on here to warrant contributing :(

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Oh wait, I got one.
One hat is simply not enough for me.
Who am I?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Windy?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
*flips table over in disgust*

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
never mind eh

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME
I have a thousand pound handbag :)
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Darth

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I'm ruling out Monty for this one

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Why am I sticking with Facebook?
I was on there years ago, hated it, and deleted my profile. I went back onto it a little while ago for LOLs and nothing has changed. All it does is point out that people I thought I really liked are actually total pricks. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, INTERNET?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
This isn't an impression, by the way
It's a cry for help
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Didn't you see my seriously shit fraping attempt on my girlfriend last night?
To be honest I'm bored to tears with it as well.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I did not, no
There's just so much "Look at me! I've got something to talk about that no one else could possibly be interested in!" Fewer and fewer LOLs every day :(
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
My news feed is all babies and food.
I don't know whether to kill everyone I know, or just myself.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
THIS is exactly how I feel!!
I don't think it's for me, you know.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
If you're going to kill yourself, you might as well kill everyone you know as well.
Pretty sure there's no eternal afterlife where you'd be stuck with them.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I think this is Two Hats?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
YAHTZEE!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's not you, TH, it's Facebook. And 'other people'.
You're A1, tip-top, spot on.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I just cried a bit then

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I'm counting paperclips
Woah count 'em.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I thought MONO! was banned from here

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Wh-wh-why woan ye lemme be a lawyer? *hic*
Am fuggin feddup of makin the fuggin tea *hic*

Ya fuggin bas'd I hate youuuu. Ah, yer me bes' pal, come'ere....
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Its me!!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I hate my boss, the big-nosed git.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Rick: Neil! are these lentils south african?!
Rick: You Bastard! You complete and utter bastard! why dont you just go out and become a Policeman? Become a Pig? there's no difference you know?! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
This is a savage character assassination, btw

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's savage alright!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I'm singing this to the Auf Weidersein Pet theme tune

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
You would.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
TTJ

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Carefull his lot punch horses donchano

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
My lot dont

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
meh, same difference innit

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I'm baking doughnuts stuffed with brie covered in crushed Dorito's, drinking an energy drink & taking loads of opiates.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
You lock one dead body up and all you get is weeks of shit :(

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I have a shit taste in clothes.
Ah, hang on, that could apply to most of you.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Bitch, please.
I'm FABULOUS!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Darth

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
It wasn't just my amazing looks alone that helped me buy an amazing house in an amazing windmilled place thats positively booming babygirl

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
This one I dont' get.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
how ironic

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Oh York :(

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I GET THIS ONE

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
shut up pudbree

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
It's just a ruddy glow caused by the lighting, OKAY??

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I have no friends so I have to take every opportunity to meet B3tans when they come to York or Leeds.
I also have stupid clown feet.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
officelolling

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I murdered my mum one August and framed Neil Buchanan for the crime, claiming I was asleep at the time
and indeed was still asleep until the end of the following month.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
AND MY AXE

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I definatly don't have daddy issues.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Hey woah there

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
BGB !!!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i'm glad I'm not the only person who knew she was fucking her step dad

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
wha?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Going on for years...

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
i call bullshit

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
the clues were all there ben, the resident loon grassed her but deleted
she confirmed before her sad departure
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
NO WAY!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I miss BGB

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
o_O

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
he's not as old as beffs bloke if that helps

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Your network of spies is really impressive

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
He's like OT's Walsingham.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
nice

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
My wife throws books at my head and my children have ridiculous names.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Someone post a picture in the question by tea-time, or it's not worth me logging in.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Bonjour
I suis un fromage manger singe de reddition
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Have you just put "cheese-eating surrender monkey" into Google translate
and been responsible for the butchery of a noble and ancient language?

Yes, I think you have.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Oui

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I've got saggy tits, no online influence & a geriatric husband.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Darth?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
tee hee
I'm liking the Darth to eveyone meme
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I stayed up until 5am doing massive drugs and I am ruined. I now have to spend all day talking to celebrities on the phone about their furniture needs.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
chuckle

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
well done battered, let slip more of his secrets why don't you?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I think that's the lot now.
Just the real name and we're all done.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Hi Colin!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Your secret is safe with me Cornelious

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Your real name is ANDREW MARR

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
+ and know not the difference between a quantity and a price.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
:o(

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Hahahaha.
ZING! It's funny cos it's TRUE!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Hang on....

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Just found out a good friend of mine has to have a heart bypass, Montz
I have to admit to being a little...erm...is there a word that means upset AND worried?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Gosh that's frightful.
I'd go with 'concerned', I think.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Indeed it is
Don't like it when people I care about are 'proper' ill...I'm a sensitive soul at heart.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Me too man
Especially when they need treatment that I suspect I shall need myself at some point...
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Yes, I know what you mean
My Dad died of a heart attack a couple of years back. His father had 2 during his lifetime. The signs aren't good...
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Heart bypasses are so much safer than they used to be.
If that's any help.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It is, thank you
And he's got good private medical care and all that...just worried. Like the big girls blouse that I am.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
You're fucking your stepfather?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Good lord, no

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Oh shit.
I mean 'well these things skip a generation usually so you should be...ah..no, err, sorry GOSH WHAT'S THAT OUT THE WINDOW?'
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Haha
Yeah, well...waddyagunnado eh?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Don't freak out and do an ANDREW MARR on us, I beg you.
I think not getting too stressed by life is the key to these things, even more so than diet and exercise etc - within reason.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Well I'm totally fucked then
Oh Montz....you really should meet me in person. I radiate stress in its purest form.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I'm a secret fretter myself.
I think being responsible for nippers doesn't help. It's not just your own life you're buggering up if you fuck up etc.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Yes
Fine line between motivation, and mind-crushing pressure.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
*nose/point*

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

e o
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Well yes, that too.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
My girlfriend gets her tits out for cash.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
SHE'S NOT A SEX WORKER ALRIGHT

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Oh wait I get this reference but I don't know who it relates to

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
HAHA NOT DARTH

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I tarmac peoples drives for living.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Twice
To be sure
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Anyone fancy an aubergine?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Floppy only please

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It doesn't matter what I change my name to, everyone knows it's me.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
that's because cunts stink

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
BANG!

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
He just insulted himself. ..

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
DAMMIT

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I got new shoes and tripped over Yorkshire

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
officelolling like a loon
*click*
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I can't wait.........
to find out who this is
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I've got ginger hair and deny it. I love slagging off a dull bloke who is fascinated by making his own booze.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
You're into homebrew now?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
My boss was unimpressed when I mis-plumbed his new shower.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
NO SHOWER CHAT

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I am such a lummox I have to wear clip on bow ties.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
At least I get invited places.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
What time did you get home on Saturday?
Please let it be after 5pm!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
About half 6.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Interpol have codenamed me 'Piotr Sutcliffski'

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
HA HA HA HA

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
The "Berkshire Nipper"

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'm genuinely struggling with this one

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
What has one ball and BATTERED prostitutes?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I use a claw hammer, not a ballpin.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Ask the expert

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
You pull their nails out as well?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Hitler?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
HANG ON? ?!?!
Diminutive stature, single teste, keeps going into Poland. ...o. .m. .g. ..
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Battered only has one ball?
Seems a bit insensitive to bring that up on a public forum.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
ATTTTTACCCKKKKKKKK

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Hahaha
What the shuddering fuck is that???
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I can tell you
The film is For Your Height Only, a Phillipino Bond spoof featuring Agent Weng Weng aka OO3.5
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I bought it for my brother a few years ago.
There's a decent sequel too.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I doubt it.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Haha really?
You wouldn't make this up, would you?
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You seem to be forgetting my brother's midget obsession

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Oh man
It must be on Youtube, surely. Imma take a gander.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
If you don't love it, then we are THROUGH

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
UNPOSSIBLE
There's no way I'm not going to adore this film.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Christ, there are so many clips I don't know where to begin
But not the whole movie, unfortunately.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Well, this clip is 87 minutes long, so...
www.metacafe.com/watch/7290512/for_your_height_only_legendado_ptbr/
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Hooray!
Nice one, ta chap!
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Battered's performance review meeting

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
lolol

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I dare not visit the library with my wife.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
OK you'll never get this one:
I am a bent spastic.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)


(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
i know you are, but what am I?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Nope, not getting that one, sorry.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Haven't the fogliest idea. ..

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)
THATS NOT WILF

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
FOGLIEST

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
DRUCKLIN

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Dull. Cup cakes. Dull. Corsets. Dull. Boyfriend is crap. Dull.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)
+ dimunitive online poster has unseemly crush on me

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'm not getting enough attention so I'll start a new thread with a picture.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT POINT TO MAKE

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Hovis head - wi' nowt tekken owt

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I love tofu and I cannot lie

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Worst holiday destination EVAH

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
blah blah £32 blah Travelodge

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Now three brits dead in a coach crash in the Alps.
What a depressing news day.
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Wilf?

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I blame you

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Someone should do a new thread.

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Some one did it's shit

(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

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