Awww


Morning all, I found out today that the reason I can't find my account number for Thames Water is that water services are covered by the building management company. Woo! When did you find out you didn't need to pay something?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:45, 79 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Hey hey hey!
How's the hats?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I'm actually thinking of buying one those pork pie hats with a rim
The danger is that there's a chance it will make me look like a prick. That being said, nothing ventured nothing gained. What should I do???
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

there's a chance
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

But maybe I have the head for it?
Oh, I don't know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Can you two not hold conversations on here
It’s confusing looking at your names
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I find it slightly erotic

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

It's delightfully tingly

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Our children would be beautiful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

They might be too fat though
TWO FATS AHAHAHA
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Two Hats, tomorrow
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

So you're saying my friends will be secretly jealous of my new hat
Thanks Theo!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

No I'm saying your friends are anthropomorphic cats

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

You got that from THAT?
That says more about you, than anything else.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

That says more about you, than anything it says about me, than anything else
Touché
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Woah
Too rich for my blood.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

When I left YM on Sunday morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

She was buried in an eco-friendly box in a park
8 years ago, so you were essentially humping dirt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

You mean you put her in a shallow grave to avoid paying for a funeral.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

That's certainly one way of looking at it
westall-park.co.uk/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

AH SHIT yeah I need to tell the Irish gubmint that I don't owe them anymore and that they're idiots
Thanks for reminding me, I'll do that later. Erm. By the end of May anyway.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Are you coming home Theo Oban?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

No I'm still stuck over here
But a couple of weeks ago I applied for rent relief (which seems to be a thing you can do to get free money for no reason), so I told them I RENT from a COMPANY and that I pay RENT

so two days later they send me a form saying 'as you're the owner of the property you have to pay this tax'

Honestly guys you all moan about the UK gubmint but over here they're totes cackhanded
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

And you know that when you phone to clear it up
They'll say "But it says here that you're the owner, Mr Oban. There's nothing we can do, I'm sorry."
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Well I have to give them the social security number of the person who owns the flat
But it's a company who doesn't have a social security number
I dunno anymore
Might just do one
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Claim squatters rights
*shrugs*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Oh man, I have car tax and insurance, water bill, home insurance, stag do and tv license to pay : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Fuck, I forgot to pay for a stag do.
Thanks for reminding me
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Flight was £110, now I have to pay £359 for accommodation food and kitty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Mines like £125 and then another £50ish
Then £20ish for petrol
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Bargin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Why are you paying so much for accommodation?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It covers accomodation, food, kitty of £150 and activities
Having said that I would have gone filthy hostel, but I'm not organising
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

That seems more reasonable.
Apart from the 'activities' bit.
The only activity on a stag do should be drinking.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

The activity is a stripper boat with "free" booze and bewbies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Is it Prague?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Amsterdam, going to be fucking messy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I had my stag in Amsterdam.
It was fucking carnage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

top tips?
Although yours was some time ago I think...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

There was a coffee shop that does really good all day fry ups when I went.
But I've forgotten its name.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I appreciate your help
I know some good places, but i haven't been in years and a stag do is very different to a chilled couple dates with a friend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Don't do it.
There's a good comedy club on the Leidseplein called Boom Chicago.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah!
Vegas as a stag destination seems popular. £1,500 for 4 days - WTF?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

This was floated...as was three days skiing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I have 300 on a stag do, 500 on a holiday
over a grand on moving to London and this week 200 on updating various car things like tax and licence.

Hmmm.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Ah, yes
the downside is I just had to pay my deposit and solicitors fees. Yesterday I transferred more than my first house cost in its entirety and today I have just transferred almost as much again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

TWO SPEEDING FINES AWWWWWWW YEAH
*two fingers at HH*
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You tool.
Did I tell you about my parking tickets?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

top tip, don't drive off, you'll still get the ticket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

apart from the warden having to affix the ticket to car that's almost correct, well done
did you think they were studying part time for a photography degree ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Not true, law was changed a couple of years ago, if they have the photos and are entering it it's too late, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

citation need FACT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

how about the fucking ticket i got in the post
www.which.co.uk/cars/driving/driving-advice/how-to-appeal-a-parking-ticket/parking-ticket-faqs/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

RIGHT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I think they can only issue one ticket a day to the same car, though?
So if you get caught, you may as well make the most of it.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Did I tell you about the time I drove around between 28th Feb and yesterday without any car tax?

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Did you get caught?
Can they fine you when you renew it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Nope! Got away with it. Certainly made me glad those speed cameras didn't go off, I'd have been all kinds of fucked
Eighty quid fine if you get caught without tax. An out of date photocard licence is up to a grand, though =/

Didn't get fined on the renewal, either. I shall find out about the photocard later on today...

To be fair, I think the police are the only ones with powers to fine over out of date car stuff. Pretty sure the post office can't do it.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I thought they automatically sent you a bill when your tax ran out.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

they send you reminder letters, it's really easy to do actually. For a governmental thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah. It went to my old address and when it got sent on, it sat on my back seat for a month.
I'm not very good at performing simple organisational tasks. I'm only getting my licence sorted out this week because of relentless nagging from og.

Couldn't do it online because my address on my licence is wrong. Couldn't update my licence address online because it was due to expire. Couldn't update the licence online because my passport was too old. Leaving my only option of forms and relying on my ability to organise myself.

Which went well.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Nagging eh? Sounds like the sort of thing someones wife would do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Then when I realised the car tax had run out
I couldn't immediately do anything about it because my insurers had my old address and sent everything there, so I had to call them, update that and print off a proof of insurance AND I had lost my MOT so I had to pay the garage a tenner for a duplicate.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I went 6 months without an MOT
and they don't backdate it so it was free motoring! BOOM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

After a battle with EDF, not them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

racist pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

this^
They appear to be totally incapable of comprehending the ability of a family to move from one house to another house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Look at this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22146456
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*signs Kronely and his wife up*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I DON'T HAVE A WIFE

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

SPOILER he is his own wife

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

River in Egypt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

NO IMAGES ON OFF TOPIC, CHOMPY MIGHT GET CAUGHT GOOFING OFF FOR THE ENTIRE DAY.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I thought top level DJ's like you were able to change the record.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

we do it so that you don't notice any break in the music.
So a constant stream of repetitive content is entirely apt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Alright Amorous Badger?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

alright Nakers
Nice LinkedIn profile BTW xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Gonna put a piccie up at some point so you can have a big wank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Can't wait.
I'm booked in with my photographer to do my profile pic, it'll be up soon xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)