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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Boss Keloid
Happy birthday to you

Congrats yer old ,)

Morning all
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:32, 287 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning beckster
And HBTY, Boss.

Am I wishing a happy proper birthday or happy b3taday here?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:39, Reply)

It's an actual real life proper birthday K2k6
s'abit quiet this morning
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Ditto!
I think it's his real birthday K2K6 - hence the party last weekend.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Thank you all!
I still feel like shit.
I think I've bollixed my liver.

*hugs everyone*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:47, Reply)

Ah yes
I remember he mentioned he was still feeling a bit ill yesterday.

Edit - and today, it seems. Hi BK.

I've stopped celebrating my birthdays.

My computer just randomly decided to do a backup there. I have it set so that it usually does it at lunchtime when I'm down town or swimming, not at quarter to nine in the morning.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Mine does that
with virus scans, they're supposed to happen every evening, but sometimes they just start at 3am for no reason.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:50, Reply)

I'm off for a shower
then heading to work. Looks like rain here :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:53, Reply)

Good morning everyone!
Shall I get the birthday cake out then?
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:55, Reply)

@becky
By that last comment, are you implying that you're saving money by taking your shower gel outside?

Edit@Wanderlust - yup, sounds good to me. HLT doesn't usually appear until 10-ish with her cakes!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:55, Reply)

morning folks
how we all?

*tireds*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:57, Reply)

I'll just go put the kettle on
Tea anyone?
Milk and sugar are on the table so help yourselves.
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:58, Reply)

I just wandered outside
to the O/T board and I see that Bert's been posting pictures of his cock.

Madam Marlboro may or may not find this funny...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:06, Reply)

I did look at bert's cock this morning.
But I have a strong stomach so it's ok for me. Others with a weaker disposition should wait till later on in the day maybe.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:12, Reply)

I didn't know if I should laugh or cry
Does Bert's cock often makes girls feel like that?
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:23, Reply)

@wanderlust
frequently.

:'C
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:27, Reply)

*leaps in*
Morning!
*grins*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:31, Reply)

Morning Kaol
How be thee?

was a right bastard getting into work this morning cos the Yorkshire show has started. You know how it is, ferret-down-trousers display team, the Geoffrey Boycott singers. I think Alan Bennett's doing some stunt riding.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Morning Kaol
@BK - do they have black pudding eating contests, and flat cap frisbee events?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:35, Reply)

@K
Heh. All of these.
Plus a Hovis speed-eating contest.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:39, Reply)

I'm great thanks!
I sleeeeeeept really well!

Happy Birthday, you lovely man
*birthday kiss*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Aw *kisses back*
I didn't sleep that great.
Still felt a bit ropey, and a certain lovely lady called me at 1 minute past midnight to wish me happy birthday.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:47, Reply)

@BK
Was it Honeysuckle Weeks? She's a lovely lady.

...and happy birthday to yooooooooo!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:50, Reply)

@Bert
*googles Honeysuckle Weeks*

It wasn't, no.
ut cheers for the singing:)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Mornin'
And happy birthday BK.

Must have been some party you had if you're still feeling like shit.

* gives birthday-hug *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Cheers Mr. Spakka
I don't what's wrong.
I think I may have really badly screwed my liver.
Or I did some risky cooking with some mince I'd left out the fridge overnight, I think I would know about it if it was food poisoning though!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Morning all
Happy birthday ~~Burger King~~ Boss.

So how are we all this morning?

MM still holding you hostage I see, Bert?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:54, Reply)

@PoD
She'll give in eventually, how can she resist now that I've posted GIGANTACOCK?
It's the principle of the thing really.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:56, Reply)

I feel you may have made slight oversights
Since I'm not really sure the picture will make her give it back.

Now if you photoshopped a pic of her doing other things with gigantacock...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:00, Reply)

Like...
the two of them making puff pastry perhaps?

Or finger painting?

Or flagellating Keith chegwin?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:02, Reply)

I wonder
how MM will get her revenge.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:05, Reply)

I think
Either options 1 or 3. How could she stand against something like that?

Where has everyone else gone this morning?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Picture photoshoppery you say?
*considers raiding Flickr pool*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:08, Reply)

I was wondering
How long it would be until someone would start on the Flickr pool.

There's some ~~good~~ suitable photos of Bert on there...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:10, Reply)

Well...
I could update the Goat-Loving picture.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:10, Reply)

Feel free,
I removed my profile pic so that MM wouldn't be able to get her revenge properly, but I wouldn't mind seeing what you could do with the Flikr photos!

EDIT and I used to Paint to create those pictures, it wasn't fun.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:12, Reply)

@Kaol
How about that photo where he appears to be doing things to a pint glass with MM?

@Bert

I removed my photo incase you or Kaol ever had the urge to mess with it. The thought of it made me worry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:15, Reply)

I think that there needs to be
Some 'shoppery done tonight.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, Reply)

PoD
I've got photos of you from Facebook anyway.
Don't worry. I'll be kind.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Morning everybody.
And a happy birthday BK.

How are you all today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:20, Reply)

Part of me knows that shouldn't be possible
As it should be on private, but part of me is still worried.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:21, Reply)

Awwwww!
Come on, Penguin, join in the fun.

It's not like we could google for pictures of your mum, and then shop the pair of you so it looks like you're giving her a blowjob or anything.

...or could we?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:21, Reply)

To be honest
I was expecting some sort of retribution from DiT after I freaked him out and found out loads of stuff about him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:25, Reply)

Morning Doktor
Sorry I didn't reply to your animals post yesterday, t'was very busy indeed.

They all sounded cool!
I used to breed African Mantids, Hissing Cockroaches and Giant Land Snails.
I've had Imperial scorpions, various other mantids, millipedes and centipedes.
I've kept lizards for lots of years, and terrapins.

I'm a bit low on pets at the moment, got a Leopard Gecko and a Horsefield Tortoise.
Looking at getting some Axylotls again.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Hi ancrenne
Yeah, now three days into the hangover.
I just can't do it anymore due to my vast age!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:29, Reply)

.
ancrenne

annncrennnneee

ANNNCREEENNNNNNEEEEEEE!

AAAAANNNNNNNCRRRRREEEEEEENNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

CREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Kaol
Imperial scorpions? Do they come in metric sizes too?

*looks around for HLT*

*reads ancrenne's post*

*procures cake from wanderlust*

Ah. Half past tenses. Ideal.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:32, Reply)

Spakka
Are you broken in the head?

*grabs power drill*

I can fix you.

*smiles*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:32, Reply)

@ancrenne
Ta very muchly, I'm sure your genitalia are very aesthetically pleasing too.

*nods at Kaol*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:33, Reply)

@k2k6
read that as half past-tenses.

reread a few posts and had no idea what you might be talking about....

I'm becoming a simpleton
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:34, Reply)

@ancrenne
Maybe we should start some sort of cake based rota in hlt's absence?
I don't mind being on cake duty though.
Also, good morning :D
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:34, Reply)

* retreats into haunted suit of armour *

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35, Reply)

I've been a bit stressed lately
and a bit run down so I wonder if I've ballsed up my immune system a bit.

Think I probably just need some sleep!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Now don't tell porkies ancrenne.
You know that when you fall over, it isn't gracefull in teh least : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35, Reply)

*limbos under the door*
Morning all, and Happy Birthday BK!

Pass the parcel, anyone?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:36, Reply)

I have the feeling
that ancrenne would fall over slowly, hand on brow, in a florid, pre-Raphaelite swoon.
Or go face first into he floor.

@DiT - Cheers fella!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:37, Reply)

.
@ancrenne: I spent most of yesterday getting work done so it means I'm not quite feeling myself.

@wanderlust: I'll supply the cream.

@kaol: Have you tried breeding these?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:39, Reply)

@Haol re pets
Np. I'm just looking at cockroaches atm. I had a look at my post yesterday and realised that I'd missed of the 2 brearded dragons, the bosc monitor, the 3 yellow Australian monitors, the several Leopard geckos, and 2 cats!

Axylotls are great, I had some years ago but I've never had a Tortoise or ant Terapins.

Edit Morning Ancrenne an DiT.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Oh dear...
All this snogging between wonderful ladies I've kissed...
*swoons*

Now, where did Spakka go? His temporal lobe has an appointment with Mr. Twisty the drill-bit.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Oh yes, of course
We were going to give BK his dumps (or bumps, depending on where in the country you grew up).

Ready, BK?

@Vipros. Sorry for the confusion. If I hadn't written it I'd probably have read it as you did.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Tip of the day
When about to land on your face, turn your head sideways so you land on your cheek instead.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Just about
*steels self*

I can't promise I won't puke on my shoes though.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:42, Reply)

* uses temporal lobe to hide from Kaol by time-shifting myself *

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:43, Reply)

OK, here goes
*readies knee*

*begins*

One.

Two.

Three.

etc.......

Twenty six.

Twenty seven.

Is that it, or are you older? I seem to remember you said 27 last week.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Tip of the Day
When about to fall, ensure that you fall on to something soft like a bed or a crashmat. This way, falling can become an enjoyable experience. If falling from a great height, i.e. from plane or mountain, deploy parachute as soon as is feasible to facilitate a slow and sure descent to earth. If no parachute is available, use your legs and arms as rudders to aim for the nearest haystack or toilet roll factory to maximise chances of survival.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:45, Reply)

@spakka
I'll just put my sticky buns on the table over here. Did you want to cover them in cream now? Or shall I let everyone pour their own?

@ancrenne *snogs back* you lovely lady, you.
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:46, Reply)

@DiT
You forgot:

When falling from a tall building in view of television or film cameras, ensure you aim for a large pile of empty cardboard boxes.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:46, Reply)

.
@DIT: Next time I go out drinking, I'll remember to carry a bed, crashmat, parachute, haystack and toilet-roll.

@ancrenne: Last time I hurtled to the floor at great speed when drunk, I remember being somewhat bemused that the pavement was getting bigger. I was wondering if I would get to see the pavement-cracks in microscopic detail but then, an ouch happened.

* tries to duck the drill but falls over *

EDIT: @wanderlust: There's already a great pile of cream around so I'll cover them now.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:52, Reply)

@K
One more, I'm 28 today.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:54, Reply)

*achieves penetration*
I don't think I fall over from drinking, but I pin-ball wildly from object to object.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:54, Reply)

You'd best had, Spakka...
You'd best had.

I'd just like to say that I have been charged £25 by the bank for going £5 overdrawn for 24 hours in May, and they won't reverse it - no matter how nice I am. Or how much I shout. No wonder they make £9bn profit a year.

*sulks*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:57, Reply)

Sorry
*dumps BK again*

Twenty-eight.

Sorted.

Happy birthday.

Right, that's one job done. Now to go and cream wanderlust's buns...

Oh dear. Too late.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Ouch!
And on that note, I'll return to my work. In the meantime, have fun playing with my lifeless b3tacorpse. I may be on later today to re-animate it.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:59, Reply)

@spakka
Oh goody. I do very much like having my buns covered in cream.
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:00, Reply)

^Cheers, Ancrenne!
*endorses ancrennes pants*

"Hi, I'm DiT, and I know who made my pants. You should too."

Anyone else need the power of my celebrity behind their companies or products?

(edited to remove real name... D'oh!)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:01, Reply)

@K
Cheers.

I feel a bit better, had a revitalising bacon roll. Or fleisch as we call it in our office.
"Who's off on the fleisch run then?"
Guess you would have to be there, but it never gets old.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Ning!
Must start work...but before that,

*gives BK huge birthday hug*
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks clendrix
*returns hug*
*birthday flex*

I'm still a wee bit shaken from last night.
If the gallant becky hadn't rode to my rescue...
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, Reply)

It's oh so quiet..
*Sssshhh! Ssshhh!*

*dances like Bjork*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:17, Reply)

Haha!
*does Rob Zombie dance*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:20, Reply)

@Kaol
*claps*

He dances better than he directs!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:24, Reply)

I think he should
Just stick to writing music.
His films are a bit... *meah*
And his dancing is funny. But not good.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:25, Reply)

He's
getting on a bit now though, bless him.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Aren't we all?
Well, I am, anyway.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:31, Reply)

*does the "I'm still young and tender" dance*
*grins*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:34, Reply)

Oh how you mock us young Kaol
If it wasn't for my hip and my knee...
*waves zimmer threateningly*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
It's ok, it'll catch up with me, hard, in a few years.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Kaol is Young and Tender
Maybe we should cook him and eat him.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Oh Doktor...
You've a lot to learn...
*grins wickedly*
EDIT: What size set-up would you recommend for a Bearded dragon hatchling?
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:40, Reply)

@Herr Doktor
Nah, he tastes funny.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:40, Reply)

BK
You're not old. Stop trying to steal the Badge of Age from those of us who are already feeling the ravages of time.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:41, Reply)

@clendrix
You are still but a child...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Woo, 100!
Ha!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:44, Reply)

@clendrix
I know. I just feel it sometimes.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:45, Reply)

Burt
How do you know I taste funny?

EDIT: Oh yeah...
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:45, Reply)

@K2k6
Child-like, perhaps?

We're about the same age - and in B3ta age too!
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:47, Reply)

@clendrix
I've got 3±1 years on you in real life, and a month and half in b3ta age.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, Reply)

While we're on the topic
I'm going to see my Gran tonight, so I won't be about until 10ish.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, Reply)

That's 'about'
isn't it?

I like you. You're older than me.

*hugs K2k6*
*minds his osteoporosis*

Edit: Kaol, you're a cheeky sod.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah... It's been said...
You and Mr K2k6 could, in theory be old enough to be my parents. Hahaha!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, Reply)

@Kaol
Biologically, that's true. But I may have got into trouble for shagging clendrix when she was 14... (or possibly even only 13, depending on how the sums worked out)

Edit *hugs clendrix back*

*winces at sore back*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, Reply)

*grins*
Dad, you old joker, you!
*choses nice retirement home*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, Reply)

It may have just been possible.
Just think how intelligent, witty and wise you would have been.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Ouch...
Just... Harsh...
*frowns*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Hey
K2k6 - let's go on a long cruise with the other old folks and spend Kaol's inheritance in its entirety.*

(May only need cruise on Thames to achieve this.)
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Good plan
*shouts*

Hey, BGB - you coming? We're hiring a rowing boat...!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Kaol
Aah, you're a son to be proud of, really.

*ruffles hair*
*gives 10p for sweets*
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Happy Birthday BK
And as it's your birthday another Topsy will be posted sometime today. Oh, and have you tried Milk Thistle to aid with your liverish hangover? It really works.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:14, Reply)

10p?
Bloody hell, clendrix that's two shillings. You'll spoil the boy!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:15, Reply)

@ancrenne
They already have
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Thanks Clendrix
*smiles*

Ancrenne - It has been invented, haven't you read James and the Giant Peach?
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Stuff
@Kaol
Yup I'm always learning things me. For a hatchling a 12"x12"x12" should be ok, but as it grows you'll need to replace it, I would start with one big enough for an adult roughly 30"x24"x15".

@Bert
Maybe if we marinade him for a very long time he would taste better.

@Clendrix
All these here young people, it makes me cry sometimes wishing I was that age again.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, Reply)

@Kaol
You've been legally censured? I hate to ask, but why?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Dok
No, I reckon we're fine. I'd like to have achieved a bit more, but I'm enjoying knowing what I know!
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, Reply)

@ancrenne
Sorry, didn't realise it was raining dahn sarf. It's quite nice here. You could take an umbrella and walk. Or cycle naked, with your clothes and a towel in a waterproof bag, as skin's easier to dry.

Although I dare say you may cause the accident rate to increase if you tried that.

@Herr Doktor - didn't realise you were one of the 'mature' b3tards too!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, Reply)

DiT:
It's because of the [CONTENT REMOVED FOR LEGAL REASONS] and they never could get rid of the bloodstains.

@Ancrenne: T'was real indeed, as I was that boy. Names were changed for legal reasons. I miss the giant, talking inverts... They were lovely...

@Herr Doktor: Excellent, I shall look into that... Might have to make a viv myself though, they're a bit pricey.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, Reply)

@clendrix
Don't we all wish we'd achieved a bit more. But yeah it is good knowing the stuff that comes with age, still I'd like to be young and have the experience that I have now.

I still wouldn't change anything that's happened in my life, even the bad stuff though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:31, Reply)

No
I wouldn't change anything because that might mean missing out on some good stuff!
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, Reply)

@K2k6
That depends on if you mean physically or mentally!

@Kaol At least it doesn't have to be waterproof, that would just make it a bitch to do.

I'm making a unit for my rats and snakes at the moment but all this damn rain is making it real hard to finish as it needs to be done outside for space.

Edit

@Clendrix Hell no, I've had far too many good time to want them to change.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, Reply)

Dr. L
I'm lucky in that I work for a furniture company... I just need to order in laminated chipboard, and do a drawing, then they'll cut and drill it for me.

I'm glad it doesn't have to be waterproof!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:40, Reply)

@ancrenne
Thought so. Nobody seems to agree when I suggest they get naked...

@Herr Dok - Physically, I'm 39 but am fitter than I was fifteen years ago. Mentally, I have the ability of a 39 year old, and the maturity of a 14 year old! I suspect we're all the same in that regard!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, Reply)

@Kaol
You lucky bugger, the things I could have made for my menagerie if I had those kind of resources.

@K2k6 Physically I'm 39 as well, mentally I still think I'm in my mid 20's. Maturity wise, 14 sound about right.

Edit for need
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, Reply)

I is back!
On my dinz.
Thought I'd better skedaddle earlier and get some work done!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Hmm...get some work done.
I really should do some too.

*opens Metro*
*eats sandwich*
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, Reply)

@k2k6
I heard you shouting - where are we going in a boat or am I too late?
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, Reply)

@BGB
Kaol's been saying that clendrix and I are old enough to be his parents again. Clendrix suggested we go on a cruise to spend his inheritance, along with the other 'persons of more substantial years' on the board, hence my shout to you.

However, we reckoned we'd only have enough for a rowing boat on the Thames...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:27, Reply)

I'm not too good on water.
Can't we fly somewhere?

Kaol is jealous because he wants to be old and experienced like us.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:29, Reply)

we might be able to fly
a kite
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, Reply)

Flying's a bit expensive though.
Clendrix pointed out that if we were his parents, he would have turned out a lot more intelligent and witty!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, Reply)

@Clendrix
Sounds like a plan to me.

I love kite flying.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:31, Reply)

I've never tried this
but I read somewhere (probably on here) that if you can catch and anaesthetise a bluebottle or wasp, then attach a very fine silk thread to it, the other end of the thread being attached to your desk, you can make a self-powered flying desk ornament.

A tethered wasp sounds like just the thing to provide entertainment for many ~~years~~minutes.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:32, Reply)

I think we should have an over 35 B3ta bash.
We could all meet up and talk about what it was like in the old days.

We could also have lots of fun without worrying about embarrasing the younger B3ta members.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:33, Reply)

That sounds like something the Resident Loon would do.
In fact he's probably done it already.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Back in the day, when all this was fields......
I've just realised that there are more 'mature' people here than I thought.

EDIT : BGB I always thought that is was the youngsters who embarrased us.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Ah
but where would we be without our bright young things?
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Still here
doing what we do now.

EDIT It's the pretty young things I like. Well anyone pretty really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:47, Reply)

I've only met two B3tans
both of whom were from the Bright Young Things category - and they're lovely!
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Nah, that's no good, BGB
If Kaol and the young uns didn't come, we'd have no one to take the piss out of/take the piss out of us.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, Reply)

@ clendrix Enquiring minds
would like to know the details.

EDIT for clarity
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Awh!
I'm glad you think that clendrix!
Not that you're not lovely yourself :p
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, Reply)

*blushes*
Well Dok, that's one - and the other is Wookie.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, Reply)

I must admit that for young uns.
The B3ta young uns are a nice bunch.

I don't usually like young uns.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, Reply)

@ancrenne
Who are you calling grown up?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, Reply)

I forgot

Young 'uns are OK, it just depend on how young.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Well ancrenne...
You're not too old for me.
Which means you're not an "old folk" yet :p

EDIT: Woo! Cute ferrets! I had a ferret once, he was called Rat Face.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:00, Reply)

That's more like it
*sticks 'kick me' notice to ancrenne's bum*

*runs away*

*giggles*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Yay!
I get to meet ancrenne.

I am very old and grown up.

Except when gin is involved.
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Oh you naughty things.

I get to leave work now and go to a posh hotel and have afternoon tea with colleagues. Try not to wreck the place while I'm gone.

See you later!
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thealternativefact, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Ancrenne has the strange ability.
To seem mature and child-like at the same time.

*chinese burns K2K6*

Edit - bye Clendrix
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, Reply)

Crowbar?
Dynamite?
Absinthe?

I'll behave myself... *waves bye to clendrix*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:16, Reply)

@Kaol
That's spooky.

I've just been looking on an absinthe website.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Bye Clendrix
puts whoopee cushions on all the chairs when people arn't looking.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:20, Reply)

How come
my arm is all red and sore, and my arse is all dusty?

*realises*

*chases ancrenne and BGB*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:21, Reply)

My God, I haven't been chased by a boy in years.
*giggles and runs away*
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:23, Reply)

*catches ancrenne*
*gives wedgie*

Hmm, nice pants! Who made them?

*runs out of breath*

*gives up chasing BGB*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:24, Reply)

OK ancrenne
I wouldn't want you turning up to a business meeting with a moist gusset...

*gets second wind*

*resumes pursuit of BGB*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, Reply)

You might as well give up now K2K6.
I'm as fit as a butcher's dog. You'll never catch me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:29, Reply)

happy birthday Mr BK!!!!
*birthday snogs*

how are we all today?

170-odd posts, cripes!

would someone mind filling me in?

I've brought cake, but I bet you're all full of pie or whatever was brought this morning.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:30, Reply)

K2K6 is chasing girls again.
Hi tulip

*hugs*
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I'll fill you in anytime, HLT
You just have to ask.

Well, so far, we've had cake courtesy of wanderlust, a discussion of how old some of us are, and how immature we all are despite this, and BK's birthday celebrations.

Among other things.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:34, Reply)

'lo miss blouse
no change there then...

*hugs you back*

thanks for filling me in mr k6. you were very good.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Hey hlt!
How are you?

I feel better now, I managed to eat food!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Hi HLT
I'd love some cakey goodness.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, Reply)

yay, food!
well done BK. glad you're feeling better!

in other news, can some clever techie person tell me how to do a clever linky thingy please?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, Reply)

I'm worried about you K2k6
You seem rather a randy old goat today.

*injects bromide directly into K2k6's balls*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, Reply)

ello hlt
I brought sticky buns.
I've saved you one though!
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, Reply)

ooh, sticky buns!
*accepts*

thanks wanderlust!

*nomnomnoms*

Kaol is right about K2k6. And I bet it's cos he had sex.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, Reply)

'noon all
Happy Birthday BK

*blows kiss*

took me ages to read all of this thread. The old eyes aren't as fast as they used to be.

*joins in as a "mature" b3tard"*

edit: K2k6 had sex? With whom? Anything you'd like to confess, hlt?

*raises eyebrows*

well, mature-ish. In years. Sort of.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Randy old goat?
How dare you Kaol! That's just....er, absolutely correct.

Not because I've had sex though. Although there's just the faintest hint of it on the horizon.

Edit - Not with HLT though, as far as I know.

And I shall say no more.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, Reply)

*reads WW's post*
*scrapes jaw off floor*

*splutters incomprehensibly*

Well really!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Unless you're on Button Moon
anything visible on the horizon will be like the bloody Chunnel up close. It'd be like opening a window and fucking the night.

Afternoon all, how are things?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, Reply)

*wipes hlt's face*
Just kidding, darling, just kidding. In one of those moods today. I was tormenting people all morning at work. Now I've come home to torment my fellow b3tards.

edit: afternoon, wgw. I'm well, yourself?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, Reply)

@wookie
What, in the name of the wee man, are you talking about?

Edit - Sorry, I understand now.

I'm being a bit thick again.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, Reply)

@TWW
*blows kiss back*

Thank you my dear!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:57, Reply)

@K2k6
you're being a bit thick? One of our resident sciency people?

Doesn't leave much hope for the rest of us, then, does it?

*slopes into corner, wearing dunce hat*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, Reply)

I'm sure Mr Spoon would object
to being referred to like that.

And I have not had sex with K2k6 either as far as I know. Unless it was him who sneaked into my bedroom last night.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Most of my brain power
goes into clever stuff. Thus leaving precious little for day to day operations, like remembering to buy stuff and when people's birthdays are and so on.

So yes, I can be a bit thick at times. Especially when it comes to matters involving teh sex. Possibly because of the lack of blood to the brain.

Edit - no, it wasn't me in your boudoir last night, HLT. I would have at least introduced myself!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:03, Reply)

@K2k6
Aaaah, that explains a lot. My brother is like that. Maths genius type, can hardly be trusted to cross the road by himself.

Thank god it's not genetic. Or if it is, I got the "shallow end" genes instead.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:08, Reply)

oh aye.
"boudoir".

hahahaha!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, Reply)

What's all this about sex?
We'll have no trouble here!

*adjusts tights*

*lunges*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Oh God...
I just got chocolate cake! With Smarties on it!
Woo to people being 50!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:18, Reply)

^^Smartie cake?
*wants*
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, Reply)

*scoops DiT off the floor*

You need to remember - look before you lunge!

@Kaol: Cake with Smarties? Lead me to it, my young friend ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, Reply)

mmmm chocolate cake.
but smarties always make me feel intellectually inferior. As only they have the answer.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Woo
200!

I'm doing well today.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)

201
dammit!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)

It was so good!
The top was solid chocolate, instead of icing, and there were mini-smarties embedded in it!

Hmmm...
Ok, whoever gives me the best offer wins a slice. Go!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Damn
beaten to it by K2k6.

*sulks*

203 ain't the same

edit: Kaol, I have nothing to offer except my undying gratitude.... and my body. My body is, however, not the temple it used to be.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Smarties
All bow down to our confectionary overlords.

Al Hail Smarties!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Smartie cake
sounds delicious, Kaol.

Are there any blue Smarties on it?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, Reply)

@Kaol
I will let you cut me up a bit if I can have a slice : )

Best offer you'll get and you know it.

Edit - Ok - second best offer and you know it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, Reply)

*rummages in pockets*
what are these?

oh, an axolotl!

and a pangolin!

I'm not fussed, I'll swapsie for a bit o'cake...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Kaol
on reflection, have these fine boobies

(.)(.)

If you feel you must respond with a slice of your fine cake, then so be it.

boobies may only by virtual. Other body parts are not available
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, Reply)

^
*falls back on floor*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Afternoon all
It's filing day now I've received delivery of my spanking new office chair as the old one had hurty pointy bits on it, so back to stealth mode.

I was lovely though and helped a luddite I work with put pretty pictures and reformat her case study on a cocker spaniel after she wrote it in word and then did more in word pad and it reformatted the whole thing. I was going to ask for help on here, but didn't want to risk goatse pictures showing up by mistake :)

Gorgeous ferrets by the way Doc

How are we all this afternoon?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, Reply)

Hmmm...
So as it stands:
TWW = Boobies
BGB = Slice for a slice
HLT = Cool, yet entirely untrue offer of animals.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, Reply)

afternoon Becky
Ooo, new chair. I like new things.

*scoops DiT back off the floor*

*changes mind, puts him down and draws a picture on his face with lipstick*

edit: @Kaol - I'm prepared to up my offer, have this fine bottom as well

(_)(_)

may not be actual size
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Fine thanks, becky
We mature* b3tards are having a grand day, and Kaol's pimping out his Smartie cake.

*physically old, but childish

*puts itching powder down Becky's back*

*runs away*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:36, Reply)

It's becky!
*smoosh*

Orlright?

M'ok ta. Tho being back at work isn't what it's cracked up to be!

EDIT: Parades in new Lipstick! Is it like this?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:36, Reply)

@ Kaol
*snorts*

yes, right, because your other offers of choice were entirely true.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Runs after K2k6
and sicks a billion kittens on him. With worms and fleas *nods*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, Reply)

*gasps*
DiT, that's so spoooooooky. No, it's nothing like that at all. More ... well ... abstract. With fangs.

@hlt - are you implying I don't intend to fulfill my promise after devouring cake?

darn right I don't
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:43, Reply)

*frowns*
Fine, I'll have my cake. And eat it.

*spangs*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Wait a second...
There's cake?

Where's mine?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Ooh, kittens
There does seem to be rather a lot of them though. And they're spewing tapewormy gumph all over me.

Yuk.

I think that may have a been a little bit of an over-reaction Becky. One flea-ridden kitten would have been sufficient!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:46, Reply)

*sighs*
*rummages in pockets*

*displaces pebbles*

*wonders how they got there*

*finds enormous hose*

*giggles*

*rinses kittens off k2k6*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:47, Reply)

*dusts K2k6 with flea powder*

*dusts him again*

*force feeds him worming tablet, to "be on the safe side"*

mmmm, wonder what they mean by "not safe for human consumption"?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:48, Reply)

But
One doesn't have the biting, scratching power of a billion :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Fangs?
*gnash*

Ooh, I like these!

*bites*

(Believe it or not, I was a teacher when that picture was taken...)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:53, Reply)

@becky
Hi, I just love ferrets all cute and fluffeh and bitey and scratchy, just like cats only smarter.

Oh and hello to everybody I've not said Hi to yet.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:56, Reply)

@DiT
teachers are supposed to look odd aren't they? Or is that hairdressers?

*ponders*

*resolves to check staff at kids' school just a little more thoroughly*

*calls in FBI*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:56, Reply)

@TWW
I lived with a teacher for a while, yes they are all mad as a box of frogs.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:58, Reply)

Happy birthday BK :)
*brings in the tray of sex brownies*
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Maladicta, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Aaaah Dok
that means it wasn't my little demons, er I mean angels, that sent them round the bend.

Good, good. Carry on.

*cancels call to FBI*

EDIT: sex brownies? How does that work then?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:00, Reply)

Teachers most definitely should not look odd.
Nor should they let their drama students paint their face with lipstick as part of a show they are doing. It'll lead to no end of trouble.

Sex Brownies? I know it's not my birthday, but might I partake of one?

EDIT: Though not sex with a Brownie. That would be very wrong. Unless it was the adult leader of the Brownies, some kind of yummy mummy.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:01, Reply)

Thanks Maladicta
Only been on here intermitently today.
Actually got quite a lot of work done!

I should be on more tonight of course!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:03, Reply)

Ferrets are very cute Dok
I only ever seem to meet the bitey ones though. Aside from a stray my friend adopted after no one claimed him and he was lovely and cuddly :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:04, Reply)

*shakes off excess flea powder*
I'm not sure what this worming pill will do to me, but I'm sure it will be OK.

*licks own arse*

*wants fed*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:05, Reply)

^ Sex brownies
are not sex with brownies of either kind, they are chocolate brownies that are so tasty as to be on the same level of pleasure as really, really good sexytime.
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Maladicta, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:06, Reply)

@Maladicta
Much as I like chocolate, these brownies would have to be pretty special.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Then I'm in!
Oh god these are good.

Er. I might have to go and change my pyjama bottoms.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:08, Reply)

*munchies brownie*

nyom nyom nyom

*whistles*

K2k6, walkies. Here boy.

*waves studded collar and leash*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:11, Reply)

@becky
I've only been bitten by these new ones, but then again they are only 8 weeks old, and haven't learnt yet.

EDIT Bye folks, time to leave work and go home. May see you all later.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Worming pills wont do you any harm
*knows*

Wants more of Wanderlust's brownies from Friday. They were Nom nom nom :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Sorry I'm being all quiet, I'm writing a serious
QOTW story.
It's not a very happy one though *frowns*
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:15, Reply)

*leans over*

*tickles Kaol*

Turn that frown upside down!

*runs away*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Ah, so there's no side effects to that worming pill then?
That's good.

See you all tomorrow. I'm off early today, as I'm busy later.

*scratches furniture*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:17, Reply)

Noon all
Has anyone seen Bert's "revenge" today?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:18, Reply)

@becky
I'll make you brownies anytime you want. :)

I was thinking about making gingerbread men for the next bash (whenever that may be)
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:19, Reply)

@MM
afternoon.

Yes. Yes I have. And I have only just managed to stop shaking.

*shivers*

edit: bye all, have to go. Pizza's here.

*dashes to door*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:19, Reply)

Esplodes with joy
Hell yes, Gingerbread men would be awesometown :)

I think the next one for us is August unless we have another mini bash somewhere.

Edit: Yeah we saw MM, he was proud lol
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Bert
is a very strange man.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:25, Reply)

I can't come to the august bash
*cries*
If there's another mini one I'll make gingerbread then! :D
Home time for me now.
yays!
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wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Wanderlust!
Didn't see you there. We'll have to organise another bash for all teh cool london people.
(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Can I come?
I'm not cool, but I like pretending I am! :)

EDIT: 'Noon, of course...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Devil
You shall be the guest of honour.
(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:32, Reply)

I won't be sacrificed, will I?

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:33, Reply)

...
We shall see

probably though
(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Done!
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexplained/post194636

*pimps story*

EDIT: It's not nice, or funny, so don't get your hopes up.
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

Right folks
Thanks you all so much for the Happy Birthdays.
I'm going to get a couple more things done before I head home.

I shall return later

*big hugs*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

* re-animates b3tacorpse *
* feels somewhat dis-orientated *

Last thing I remember was wanderlust offering to let me cover her buns in cream, but then there was a sharp pain in my skull.

EDIT: See ya later BK
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Greetings minions
Any cake still going? I be muchly teh hungry.

Ferrets are awesome, but I'd still prefer a husky.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:40, Reply)

He is a bit of a wrong 'un
*has actually just found something instore that he will love, so saving til the August bash*

Yay another minibash with cake and MM's pooch to make us laugh :)

See ya later BK
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:41, Reply)

PoD
NOOOOOOOOOO!

Huskies are shite.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:43, Reply)

They aren't
They're awesome, and soooo cute when they're young.

The alaskan ones are a bit ugly when older though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Greetings MM
How's your little ipod these days?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:45, Reply)

*dons sacrificial gown*
Hm. I like it, it's just not me. :)

And, German Shepherds FTW! If not them, then Collies.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:49, Reply)

PoD
If you want huskyish then get an Akita. Far better looking than huskies and you don't have to walk them as much. Very tough to get a good tempered one though, we had one in today and he was the soppiest sod ever, but I know his brother and he's a mean mofo, so don't trust him entirely.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:56, Reply)

A quick google image search
Has revealed that I still think huskies look better. So much better.

Alas, it's unlikely that I'll ever get one :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:59, Reply)

But huskies are a pain in the arse
and should be pulling sleds in alaska, not people round Hampstead heath. I do laugh a lot when I see a new Husky owner struggling though :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Riiiight....
I'm going now.
I'll be back later, bye!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Goodbye K
Have fun with your gran.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:03, Reply)

Bye K
But I wouldn't be in Hampstead Heath. I would be in Scotland, possibly in the highlands. Is that allowed?

Plus it would make me exercise lots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:04, Reply)

Thanks Spakka
I will indeed!
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Cawl, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:04, Reply)

PoD
Could you get some kind of wheeled sled (for when there isn't any snow), lash a rope between dog and sled, and then shout 'MUSH!'?

You would then be made of cool as you went to Tesco to do your shopping.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:07, Reply)

If you got as much exercise as they need
your legs would fall off. At least it's cold there, so 1 point in your favour. I hope you're built like a brick shithouse though as they're fucking strong.

I should get back to work now, this stealth posting is putting me on edge a bit. Laters all x
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:08, Reply)

.
Re Maturity: I'm mature as a 27 year old with the maturity of a 14 year old.

Re over 35 bash: Erm... could we lower the minimum age by just one year please? (unless it's in the new year).

Re another London bash: Don't forget the one that will be on either the 22nd or 23rd of July.

@HLT: Any cake left?

EDIT: Greetings ancrenne.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:21, Reply)

@ancrenne
Perhaps you could chew off a piece of your table, and if you don't like it, spit it out so your cats have something to eat.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:38, Reply)

Aww, poor ancrenne
It started raining just as I left the house to go into town earlier.

And now I must dash out on an errand.

Back soon.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:46, Reply)

*jumps up and down*
I am here!

Been learning important stuff at work. *prouds*

But I'm all yours til 9pm now.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:57, Reply)

* takes a bite out of HLT *
You have been learning stuff! Congratulations on getting hyperlinked text to work.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:06, Reply)

*door opens with a creak*
*pokes head in gingerly*

*anyone here?*

Why, hello, hlt. Working again, honey? And hello spakka. How're you?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Evening all
How's your headphone port spakka?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Catch ya later A
@TWW: Fine thanks: Have been productive today, at the expense of missing out on the fun here.

@MM: My headphone port waits eagerly for a lovely set of headphones.
BTW: Did you see the bit a few posts up about a possible London bash on 22 or 23 July?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:18, Reply)

spak
Yes I did. I have no plans for that week and live pretty central so I figured I'd sign up when it got put up.

You can put my B&O headphones in your walkman if you like...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:21, Reply)

@MM:
I’ll let you know when I sort something out. I just wish the companies would decide whether or not I’m going to be interviewed.

Mmm … B&O headphones … I rub the tip of the jack plug round the edges of the socket in eager anticipation. It will be their first chance to reproduce sound from an analogue medium. They’re excited but I’ll build up the anticipation.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:35, Reply)

...
Ooh you dirty minx. They've got hydraulic action....
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:44, Reply)

@ spakka
yeah, I'm clever now.

that's my leg you're eating btw!

right. am definitely back now.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:47, Reply)

chatting
continues here

I'm so pleased I know how to do that now!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 19:14, Reply)

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