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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Greetings from Poland you bunch of dull pricks.
There hasn't been some decent bullying on here for sometime. Who should be selected and picked on? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:07, 230 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Me
'cos I'm a big Northern cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
haha, look at you with your fucking face and your t-shirt and your fucking haircut

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I'm wearing a shirt, not a t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
yeah HA Frank get it right you IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
CHECK IT FIRST

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
not in your laughable gurning profile image you're not you deformed spastic

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)
everything I say on the internet is true

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Is that true?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
No decent bullying?
Where have you been recently?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Any recent bullying has been dull and unoriginal.
You wrinkle-titted geriatric fondler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I love how Off Topic has the full spectrum of age-based perversions, from Bartleby's paedophilia to b3th's gerontophilia.
Life's rich tapestry etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
We are a strange bunch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Of predominately white middle class office types.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Speak for yourself.
I'm well street, innit, boss.
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Yeah
Champs-Élysées
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I'm Northern innit
I aspire to be middle class

I did find a coal bunker at the bottom of my garden though - keeping it real
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I'm working class.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Yeah, like anyone on here does any work.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
of course you are ducky

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
admin job, live in a bedsit, claim housing benefit
working class
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
we'll go with aspirational middle class with the usual middle class conceits. That's why you keep picking on psychochomp being a renter

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I thought people picked on Chompy because he's a workshy bore with a selection of vacuous opinions and a sex worker at home?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yes, all of that AND being a renter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
he does have his own merry band of h8rs
still, its the internet and its all attention, so its win win all round
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I thought you owned a house.

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I do.
That up there about bedsit & admin job ent true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

& admin job
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
+3 swimming lessons

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
There is nothing middle class about me.
I mean, I like Heinz Sandwich Spread. How working class is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Ew
That stuff is fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)
and common. Luverly
with a few drops of balsamic vinegar on a sourdough ciabata
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
sourdough ciabata
Very working class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Rustic is working class, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Us commoners only know malt vinegar, you fucking Tarquin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

How working class is that? smeared on to the prepubescent buttocks of 6 year old boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I think we learn more about your fantasies here, than mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I quite like sandwich spread.
Haven't had it for years and years though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
*working class high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
when I was a kid we used to have meat paste in sandwiches, scotch pies for dinner, had a black and white TV, then had one of those rented TVs where you put in a pound coin for 8 hours, had a leccy meter, lived in a council house
And both parents were long-term unemployed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I now see why you are veggie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Poverty does that to you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)
That does sound dire.
I promote myself to upper working class then.
Oik.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

youtu.be/5BV8KfpE3BA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
this is the most Scottish thing I have ever read

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
b3th for being a fat mess

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
You
Cos you're a tiny cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I've left myself pretty wide open with all this banging on about my album.
I might stop now for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Rory
The Manc loving, bog trotting slag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Alright darling?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Regretting the Glastonbury tickets yet?
Coach. Hahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Yes.
One way coach. There is no way I am getting on a coach afterwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Isn't he a bit old to be going to Glastonbury?
The Bay City Rollers broke up years ago.
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Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
French cunt.
The Stones are playing and they were formed before I was born.

But yeah, way too old. 40th year innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
There are some pretty good acts on the other stages.
Loads of great DJs in the dance village too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Yours or the festival's?
Either way, you ought to be going to blues and jazz festivals now, Gramps. Gary Glitter doesn't want you in his gang anymore.
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That's likely to be the average age there, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
When was the last time Glastonbury was cool anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I stopped going in 2002, so I say then.

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I only went the once, in 2003.
Looks like I missed the boat :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I've never been to Glastonbury Festival
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)
enough of your internet sex lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I cannot think of a worse way of spending a few days than at a festival.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I fucking hate camping.

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Camping can be a great laugh. If you have access to a proper toilet and washing facilities.
Being surrounded by tens of thousands of music wankers off their tits on booze & drugs, up to their arse in mud?

No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
yeah it's not always muddy
Being off your tits on drugs is great fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Being on drugs is one thing, being around other people on drugs is quite another.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
some drugs are improved by being surrounded by other drug users. Ecstasy, for one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I just say no to drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
You know what would me happier on Ecstacy?
Not having hundreds of sweaty gurning pricks around me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Really?
You prefer it in small groups or on your own?

I love ecstasy, favourite drug ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Calm down, Leah Betts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
It's such an undignified drug
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
yeah, like alcohol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
The last time you went camping
you was dressed as Kenneth Williams
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
This is one of the reasons why I favour small festivals held on holiday camps.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
If you don't like live music, drinking, taking drugs and camping then it is not really for you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Also if you're allergic to juggling and spastics, best to stay home too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah, like Tangles is allergic to THOSE.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Yeah, them and the wakki jester's hat cunts are among the reasons that Glastonbury has never appealed to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
And you can't afford it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I don't even know what the ticket price is these days.
If I was going to fork out for it though, I'd spend the extra so I didn't have to travel by coach.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I think it costs about £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
£210
And the coach does cost extra AKSHERLY. £38 one way extra.

They were the only tickets, the car tickets were gone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Last time I went it was 105 pounds :/
you got a car space with that.
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It's a fucking con.
Last time I went it was less than £105.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
yeah last time i went it cost fuck all and I got to see keith allens arse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Alex James?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
i've had sex with him, I don't know if I've mentioned that before and I'm seemingly unaware that it makes me look like a sad tart

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
no wait that was becky not me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)
aint I a stinker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Bert was the best she ever had.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
No he means Damien Hirst

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Last time I went all the acts came to my house and played in my back garden.
While I was doing massive drugs off a supermodel's tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That's because Monty phoned them & invited them. He's got the phone numbers of all the top celebs,
Tarby, Brucie, you name one. Monty knows them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
His stories should be renamed anecdont's

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Meeds MOAR Honda Accord

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Out of that list, I like music and drinking.
I can do that at home without surrounding myself with a bunch of irritating Ruperts on ecstasy.
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Yeah.
You can stay at home and be miserable in your own filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I'd prefer that to being miserable in thousands of other peoples' filth.
So have fun, yeah?
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You're are naturally predisposed to being miserable
filth or no filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
And I seek solace by sleeping around
the fleeting feeling of being wanted overrides my deep sense of self-loathing.

Since we're stating the obvious, and all.
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Did I ever mention the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?
I don't think I did, so I'm happy to answer any questions you might have about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Do you know anyone who went to that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I've never even heard of it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
One or two people.
Apparently it was the Woodstock of our time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Probably the last year that they turned a blind eye to the fence jumpers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
this is probably true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
1990 is the answer.
The last year there was a free Travellers Field adjacent to the main site.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Hawkwind played at 6am, I was in a right old 'two and eight', it was magic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I bet you were flying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
My pal Biddy collapsed unconscious, face first onto the ground during their set.
No one did anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

C
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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He could quite easily have been dead, no one cared.
I think that's quite an amusing story, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
That, combined with your friendship with old clip on, leads me to conclude that you are very easily amused.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
If that is so, then you must be really, REALLY unfunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
this might work if you didn't scuttle off to check in the mirror to count em up every time I mention your three chins

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three

seven
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It looks like more from underneath

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I can rest them on his head.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
But enough about your testicles....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
+ because that would be a very small conversation

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
ZINGOLA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)
He's not even in my top ten Spurs players

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
YEAH AND THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
anyone for some vaginal discharge?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1737756-Vile-fanjo-problem
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
why was that posted by someone named Gary?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
oh wait, yeah, just read it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
When you came in here you was weeping like a pus-y.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
That sounds GRIM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
There was never a more apt name for a TV series than that one (oops...+M)

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

sounds

smells
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
You seem to spend a lot of time reading mumsnet.
Is your other half one of the posters there?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Yeah, she's the one with a rotten cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Not the gusher then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Only when Sneezy is in Poland

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
That's no way to talk about me thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
She hates the site. I find it amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

mu rou
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Biddy Baxter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Her bullying petered out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I bet she was blue about that

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
More greeny/grey now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE Buck Rogers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY
FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Fucking shitty Seventies with their fucking robots wandering around being robots for the sake of being robotic
what did that annoying little cunt actually do, except go "biddy biddy fucking biddy" like a mentally sub-normal car alarm and wander around getting under everybody's feet without doing anything useful EVER?

A robot should serve a God-damned purpose, else why put all that time and expense into building it? Apparently, in the future, corporations invest masses of *currency* purely to piss ME off.
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Flavor Flav wannabe too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Ha ha I get this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Are you on the blob this week or something?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I despise uselessness.

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Why on earth do you hang around here then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I don't know, the witty, sparkling repartee?

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NO YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
woah check it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
^Now say this in his voice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Wilma Deering would get it hard and fast in the shitter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Most definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I thought Twiki would be more your size and gender

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Hey folkpricks!
Ritchie Havens is dead. He wasn't too bad, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
YM's itchy haven isn't too bad either

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I have know idea who the fuck he is.
Or was. Whatever. I don't care. I hate you.
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You are just pretending that you don't know that he opened the Woodstock Festival

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
I didn't know and now that I do, I still don't care.

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I only paid 2 quid to get in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
How much was the coach?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
3/6

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Yeah I was listening to one of his albums this morning.
He was alright wernee?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Fucking hell tangles
At least wait until the will has been read first eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
officechuckle

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Richie Havens has died too.
Did you do even the most basic of research?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
researtch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
He was in competition with Billy Butlins.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Talking of robots, why couldn't C3PO run?
And instead of fitting R2D2 with rockets that would require constant refueling so that he could get up the stairs, why didn't they fit him with bigger fucking wheels?

Robots, man. Fucking shit. All of them.

Somebody name me a good robot before I get angry.
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Too much Fi and not enough Sci, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Metal Mickey

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Johnny 5

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Johnny 5. OK, that's a good answer.

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We need more input into this question

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Mecha-Streisand

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Robota Flak

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
rofling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
ED-209

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Wasn't the entire "joke" about ED-209
that it was stupid and kept breaking down? Posterboy for the shit, useless robot, right there.
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You had 20 seconds to comply
Not 3 fucking minutes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
No-No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
One of the most annoying robots ever

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Theres no limit to how annoying

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
'cute' robots are always annoying.
As are 'cute' kids.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Kraftwerk

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Andrioda Winbush

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Wall-E

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
K-9

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Bender

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Metal Gear Rex

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Maximilian

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I would say Optimus Prime
But that’s not even in my top ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Sgt Bash.
Although I'd imagine he has since been promoted.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Robbie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Matilda

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
The Terminator

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Ash - Bukakke King

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Bishop

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
+ goddamn youooo!!

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Andrew Marr

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

rew roid
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
PRICKBOT on /talk was pretty funny for a while

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Also, is someone going to start a new thread, or what?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
DATA
I will win because he's a Trekky
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
He's not a robot, silly
/sad trekkie overreaction.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I thought he was?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
hi beth, can you just confirm for me that you actually begged rob to be made a moderator on offtopic
thx in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Fucking hell you're even sadder than I thought you were.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
The teachers from Class of 1999
Pam Grier was one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

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