Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Greetings from Poland you bunch of dull pricks.There hasn't been some decent bullying on here for sometime. Who should be selected and picked on? Why?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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Me'cos I'm a big Northern cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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haha, look at you with your fucking face and your t-shirt and your fucking haircut(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I'm wearing a shirt, not a t-shirt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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yeah HA Frank get it right you IDIOT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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not in your laughable gurning profile image you're not you deformed spastic(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
No decent bullying?Where have you been recently?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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Any recent bullying has been dull and unoriginal. You wrinkle-titted geriatric fondler.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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I love how Off Topic has the full spectrum of age-based perversions, from Bartleby's paedophilia to b3th's gerontophilia.Life's rich tapestry etc etc.
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Of predominately white middle class office types.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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I'm Northern innitI aspire to be middle class
I did find a coal bunker at the bottom of my garden though - keeping it real
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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Yeah, like anyone on here does any work.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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we'll go with aspirational middle class with the usual middle class conceits. That's why you keep picking on psychochomp being a renter(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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I thought people picked on Chompy because he's a workshy bore with a selection of vacuous opinions and a sex worker at home?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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Yes, all of that AND being a renter.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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he does have his own merry band of h8rsstill, its the internet and its all attention, so its win win all round
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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There is nothing middle class about me.I mean, I like Heinz Sandwich Spread. How working class is that?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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EwThat stuff is fucking rank
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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and common. Luverlywith a few drops of balsamic vinegar on a sourdough ciabata
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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Rustic is working class, isn't it?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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Us commoners only know malt vinegar, you fucking Tarquin(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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I think we learn more about your fantasies here, than mine.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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I quite like sandwich spread.Haven't had it for years and years though.
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when I was a kid we used to have meat paste in sandwiches, scotch pies for dinner, had a black and white TV, then had one of those rented TVs where you put in a pound coin for 8 hours, had a leccy meter, lived in a council house And both parents were long-term unemployed.
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I now see why you are veggie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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That does sound dire.I promote myself to upper working class then.
Oik.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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this is the most Scottish thing I have ever read(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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I've left myself pretty wide open with all this banging on about my album.I might stop now for a bit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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Regretting the Glastonbury tickets yet?Coach. Hahahahahahaha.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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Yes. One way coach. There is no way I am getting on a coach afterwards.
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Isn't he a bit old to be going to Glastonbury?The Bay City Rollers broke up years ago.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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French cunt. The Stones are playing and they were formed before I was born.
But yeah, way too old. 40th year innit.
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There are some pretty good acts on the other stages.Loads of great DJs in the dance village too.
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Yours or the festival's?Either way, you ought to be going to blues and jazz festivals now, Gramps. Gary Glitter doesn't want you in his gang anymore.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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That's likely to be the average age there, isn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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I've never been to Glastonbury FestivalTrue story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:41,
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I cannot think of a worse way of spending a few days than at a festival.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:38,
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Camping can be a great laugh. If you have access to a proper toilet and washing facilities.Being surrounded by tens of thousands of music wankers off their tits on booze & drugs, up to their arse in mud?
No thank you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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yeah it's not always muddyBeing off your tits on drugs is great fun.
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Being on drugs is one thing, being around other people on drugs is quite another.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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some drugs are improved by being surrounded by other drug users. Ecstasy, for one.(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
You know what would me happier on Ecstacy?Not having hundreds of sweaty gurning pricks around me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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Really?You prefer it in small groups or on your own?
I love ecstasy, favourite drug ever.
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It's such an undignified drug/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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The last time you went camping you was dressed as Kenneth Williams
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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This is one of the reasons why I favour small festivals held on holiday camps.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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If you don't like live music, drinking, taking drugs and camping then it is not really for you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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Also if you're allergic to juggling and spastics, best to stay home too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:47,
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Yeah, like Tangles is allergic to THOSE.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:48,
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Yeah, them and the wakki jester's hat cunts are among the reasons that Glastonbury has never appealed to me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49,
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I don't even know what the ticket price is these days.If I was going to fork out for it though, I'd spend the extra so I didn't have to travel by coach.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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£210And the coach does cost extra AKSHERLY. £38 one way extra.
They were the only tickets, the car tickets were gone.
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Last time I went it was 105 pounds :/you got a car space with that.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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yeah last time i went it cost fuck all and I got to see keith allens arse(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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i've had sex with him, I don't know if I've mentioned that before and I'm seemingly unaware that it makes me look like a sad tart(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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no wait that was becky not me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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Bert was the best she ever had.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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Last time I went all the acts came to my house and played in my back garden. While I was doing massive drugs off a supermodel's tits.
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That's because Monty phoned them & invited them. He's got the phone numbers of all the top celebs,Tarby, Brucie, you name one. Monty knows them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05,
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His stories should be renamed anecdont's(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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Meeds MOAR Honda Accord(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05,
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Out of that list, I like music and drinking.I can do that at home without surrounding myself with a bunch of irritating Ruperts on ecstasy.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55,
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I'd prefer that to being miserable in thousands of other peoples' filth.So have fun, yeah?
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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You're are naturally predisposed to being miserablefilth or no filth.
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And I seek solace by sleeping aroundthe fleeting feeling of being wanted overrides my deep sense of self-loathing.
Since we're stating the obvious, and all.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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Did I ever mention the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?I don't think I did, so I'm happy to answer any questions you might have about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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Do you know anyone who went to that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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One or two people.Apparently it was the Woodstock of our time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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Probably the last year that they turned a blind eye to the fence jumpers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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1990 is the answer.The last year there was a free Travellers Field adjacent to the main site.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43,
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Hawkwind played at 6am, I was in a right old 'two and eight', it was magic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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My pal Biddy collapsed unconscious, face first onto the ground during their set.No one did anything about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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He could quite easily have been dead, no one cared.I think that's quite an amusing story, myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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That, combined with your friendship with old clip on, leads me to conclude that you are very easily amused.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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If that is so, then you must be really, REALLY unfunny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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this might work if you didn't scuttle off to check in the mirror to count em up every time I mention your three chins(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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It looks like more from underneath(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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But enough about your testicles....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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+ because that would be a very small conversation(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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He's not even in my top ten Spurs players(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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YEAH AND THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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anyone for some vaginal discharge?www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1737756-Vile-fanjo-problem
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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There was never a more apt name for a TV series than that one (oops...+M)(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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You seem to spend a lot of time reading mumsnet.Is your other half one of the posters there?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Yeah, she's the one with a rotten cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Only when Sneezy is in Poland(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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That's no way to talk about me thank you.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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She hates the site. I find it amusing.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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BIDDY BIDDY BIDDYFUCKING CUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:11,
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Fucking shitty Seventies with their fucking robots wandering around being robots for the sake of being roboticwhat did that annoying little cunt actually do, except go "biddy biddy fucking biddy" like a mentally sub-normal car alarm and wander around getting under everybody's feet without doing anything useful EVER?
A robot should serve a God-damned purpose, else why put all that time and expense into building it? Apparently, in the future, corporations invest masses of *currency* purely to piss ME off.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Ha ha I get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14,
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Are you on the blob this week or something?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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Why on earth do you hang around here then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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^Now say this in his voice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:13,
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I thought Twiki would be more your size and gender(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:19,
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Hey folkpricks!Ritchie Havens is dead. He wasn't too bad, I thought.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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YM's itchy haven isn't too bad either(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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I have know idea who the fuck he is.Or was. Whatever. I don't care. I hate you.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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You are just pretending that you don't know that he opened the Woodstock Festival(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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How much was the coach?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Yeah I was listening to one of his albums this morning.He was alright wernee?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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Fucking hell tanglesAt least wait until the will has been read first eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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Richie Havens has died too. Did you do even the most basic of research?
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He was in competition with Billy Butlins.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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Talking of robots, why couldn't C3PO run?And instead of fitting R2D2 with rockets that would require constant refueling so that he could get up the stairs, why didn't they fit him with bigger fucking wheels?
Robots, man. Fucking shit. All of them.
Somebody name me a good robot before I get angry.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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Too much Fi and not enough Sci, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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Johnny 5(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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We need more input into this question(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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Robota Flak(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31,
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Wasn't the entire "joke" about ED-209 that it was stupid and kept breaking down? Posterboy for the shit, useless robot, right there.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34,
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You had 20 seconds to complyNot 3 fucking minutes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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Theres no limit to how annoying(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:39,
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'cute' robots are always annoying.As are 'cute' kids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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Andrioda Winbush(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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K-9(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34,
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I would say Optimus Prime But that’s not even in my top ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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Sgt Bash.Although I'd imagine he has since been promoted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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The Terminator(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:44,
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PRICKBOT on /talk was pretty funny for a while(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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Also, is someone going to start a new thread, or what?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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DATAI will win because he's a Trekky
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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He's not a robot, silly/sad trekkie overreaction.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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I thought he was?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45,
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hi beth, can you just confirm for me that you actually begged rob to be made a moderator on offtopicthx in advance
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45,
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Fucking hell you're even sadder than I thought you were.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:47,
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The teachers from Class of 1999Pam Grier was one of them
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:49,
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