Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
so a new mexican restaurant opens in our square todaywhat's the best thing to put in a burrito?
alt: stunned has a new nickname from the last SECRETBASH: "dirty daddy donkey". what hilariously alliterative nickname would you give a b3tard?
altalt: do you use any hair products? or are they for benders and women?
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:35,
105 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
you guys at the secretbashes have all the fun(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:36,
Reply)
the next one's on 7 mayyou can totally come
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:37,
Reply)
yeah good way to ruin the air of mystery, yeshh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:39,
Reply)
i don't mind al comingit's that ghastly pseudo-french beast that i can't bear
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:58,
Reply)
Failing that Rory, come out for drinks on the 10th May.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
sozzers in sicily or southampton then I think. I know you'll all be well gutted(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:47,
Reply)
sicily OR southampton?yeah i can see how you'd get those confused.
it's like you don't even put any effort into your lies any more.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48,
Reply)
dunno they're both down for May I just can't remember when SOZZERS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:51,
Reply)
i never thought of you as someone who'd end up under the thumb(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:01,
Reply)
There's going to be a great secretbashbbq at my new house.Nakers is bringing ribs. Swipe seems to think she's going to come despite vegetables being verboten.
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:41,
Reply)
how will will tell if her pubes catch firewhat with them bein ginger and all?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:51,
Reply)
I'll have to look out for you round the Hill man(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:46,
Reply)
I love that nickname. Barbacoa - and then EVERYTHING that is either sauce or salad.
Altalt: wax because a I fluffy hair.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
fluffy hair fivesmine is also gook straight
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
burritos should be stuffed with beans, jalapenos, cheese and sour creamnothing else
hahahahaha please leave it fluffy for the next lolbash. i would love to see you with a pube head.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:44,
Reply)
i always imagined stunner to have a long flowing manelike a shorter more golden version of JLC
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:45,
Reply)
Pulled Pork, Gwakamoli, Jellipinos (only a few), salsa, crunchy tacos. I made a sandwich last night for dinner that contained
- A whole loaf of bread (Petite Letvian)
- A whole rack of ribs, smothered in BBQ sauce, chopped up pepperdew pepers, sundried toms, and tons of BBQ sauce. I took them off the bone after cooking, 'cus it would be crap in a sandwich, using spoons.
- loads of melted cheese (emmingtile and motz)
- coalslaw
- pickled red cabbage
- fries
It took me about 4 hours to eat just half of it, and it was amazing. I'm gonna go for round 2 for lunch.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:40,
Reply)
I cannot believe for a second that you may be overweight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:41,
Reply)
It's practally a daily occorence for me, eating that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
I'm far from the jewist, i'm barely a jew, infact, i'm more jewish.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48,
Reply)
not gonna lie, this is a solid joke(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:58,
Reply)
ohmygod i had a pulled pork and jellipino sandwich yesterday it was amaaaaazing(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:57,
Reply)
meat clearlyaltalt: I'm a Dapper Dan man!
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:40,
Reply)
My hair stuff is always found in the girls' section.Last time I bought some it actually had a picture of a girl on the lid. I might write to Boots head office to complain.
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42,
Reply)
i never settle and constantly experiment, so never really know what I'm doing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:43,
Reply)
I've been using it for years and it's the only thing that's ever done what I want it to do.But they seem to be marketing it more and more towards women :(
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:44,
Reply)
Shockwaves matte clay.Sounds well bent, but it's really, really good.
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:46,
Reply)
i used that when my hair was shorter, never seen it in the woman's sectionmy barbour used hairspray on me last time I went O_o
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:47,
Reply)
tell everyone how you use hair straightnersNo point denying it, swipe gazzed me the gossip
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:52,
Reply)
Get this, right?OG uses hair straighteners. They turn themselves off automatically after fifteen minutes. She has never, ever failed to switch them off manually and then turn the plug off whenever I have been there to witness it.
Every time, without fail, we'll get outside the door and halfway down the stairs before she spins around and runs back up to check she's turned them off.
*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:55,
Reply)
girls are stoopidit's cos all the blood goers to their tits and not their brains, FACT
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:56,
Reply)
english needs less words pronounced the same(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:51,
Reply)
Fewer isn't pronounced the same as less.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:53,
Reply)
have I rather undermined my argument here?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:53,
Reply)
Oh, you're not that bad.Almost alright under flattering lighting.
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:11,
Reply)
Cheese. Lots of cheeseAlt: Mongo.
Altalt: Benders and women. I either have hair, or don't. I have had shoulder-length hair, I now have a Grade 1 that grows out to about a Grade 4 before being shorn again. The only exception is 1950s greased-style hair. All else is an abomination.
Oh god I seem to have got involved and developed an opinion on hair. Kill me now.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:43,
Reply)
wow you must have a real microphone head just before getting it cut(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:46,
Reply)
I've only ever had one and it was in Scotland so it was probably not rightJust stick a big log of meat in there, I'll be happy
BUMSEXLOLS
altalt: I like using the curly hair conditioner from herbal essences cos it smells of fruit and I feel like a big trifle when I'm using it
(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:47,
Reply)
Small donkeys.Alt: I wouldn't - nicknames are for benders and hockey pricks.
Altalt: I wash my hair, is that what you mean?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:51,
Reply)
Rubbing quinoa and alfafa into your stinking bonce does not qualify as washing, soz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:07,
Reply)
So's yoghurt, but you still shouldn't use it as a deodorant you yurt prick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:15,
Reply)
Don't be sillyThat's for conditioning your hair.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:15,
Reply)
Yeah and patchouli oil is a kind of lube(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:18,
Reply)
My chilli. Next time I'm in London there's this chilli shop just off Portobello Road that I'm going to visit. I want to try some nagas in my chilli instead of scotch bonnets.
alt: Er, dunno. Agnostic Antichrist's Alright Adespite Abeing Aliverpool Afan
altalt: I use hair clippers sometimes, they're a product designed for use on hair. I usually let my hair grow to a length that coincides with me running out of hairgel/mousse/wax. That's where the clippers come in.
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:53,
Reply)
I don't get the point of being all like "I WILL HAVE THE HOTTEST CHILI EVER IN THE WORLD".I get that chilis give endorphines and they taste different, but using nagas would be like using pure casapian.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:57,
Reply)
I threw half a naga into a chili the other week and nowt happenedI was expecting it to burn like crazy but nothing
I think I might've left most of it on the chopping board by accident
(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:11,
Reply)
I made a 2-portion dal last night with a whole fuckoff great scotch bonnetand that was quite hot enough thank you very much.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:14,
Reply)
I'm not like 'woah man fill me with your hot chili spunk juice' but I do like a bit of heat, just enough to burble away in a nice spicy fashion(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:21,
Reply)
It's not about having the hottest everIt's about how you use the heat from the chillis to compliment the flavour of the chilli. I love using scotch bonnets, if we ever run out and just use chilli powder or flakes you notice the difference in flavour. One of our local Indian restaurants has been using the naga for a while now in a couple of dishes and they are very tasty. I'll look into best practices for using them beforehand if I get some.
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:21,
Reply)
We got some chili flakes with pepper and salt in a grinder thing and it's the best, goes on everything, just a little bit of spice, it's well goodI'd say it gets my seal of approval but I can't be arsed gerrin the picture again
(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:25,
Reply)
I get chilli salt from an Asian supermarket, it's less than a quid and it ROCKS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:31,
Reply)
Aw man I should do that, we have loads of asian shops round here that I've not been into yet(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:32,
Reply)
It's great. Used in place of normal salt on things like fried eggs etc it's great.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:35,
Reply)
what kind of sick fuck salts a fried egg, though?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:53,
Reply)
you are the only one who did the nickname here, have some internet validation
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:58,
Reply)
breakfast burritos are fucking disgusting. I like that smoky pork they do, it's nom.
Alt: Spent Spastic
Altalt: Yes. Too many to mention on here for fear of reprisals.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06,
Reply)
Barbacoa. See my post above.
We dream the same dreams, we want the same things.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I'd still have a go on Carlisle, even though her face has gone wrong now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:17,
Reply)
I bet she's a right go-goer GEDDIT???????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:17,
Reply)
THIS IS ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT A MEMBER OF ALL-GIRL PUNK/POP GROUP THE GOGOS!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:20,
Reply)
Good team effort all round(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:24,
Reply)
I'm feeling pretty good about myself now, I don't know about you(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:29,
Reply)
I just had a bit of a swagger around the building.I could sense that all the females in the building were looking at me differently, y'know?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:37,
Reply)
I'd smash it until it was fucking dead. I mean nothing left. Nada. Decimated beyond recognition. I'm talking dental records here.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
You'd have to be careful smoking afterwards though.Her face would go up like that fucking Texan chemical factory.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:22,
Reply)
*googles*really? She was fit 25 years ago, but she's not getting on my over-fifties list.
(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:22,
Reply)
The younger her. She'd get it now to pay her back for blanking me 25 years ago.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Probably not worth it now - it's past its best now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:38,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »