Just let it all swing free.
They'll soon look the other way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I once had a gay-off with my friend tom and our tounges touched before we called it a draw.
I don't think I want to play that game with these guys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

My local decent beer shop has renamed itself in your honour.
They had to move premises and have renamed themselves Beer Gonzo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Hah !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

WTF?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Oh come on, you went to a posh boarding school.
Are you seriously telling me that you never experienced anything like this?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

What a gap year cunt

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

He was just the taker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

never, not even slightly
that is a very antiquated view of boarding schools. My was coed ffs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah, yeah
I bet it was all daisy chains after lights out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)

stop projecting you noncing fantasies onto me tangledupinbartleby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Are you really telling me you've _never_ heard of a gay-off ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)

i've heard of army fuck up doing shit, not "normal-ish" people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)

i live on the second floor and only the kitchen window is really overlooked
so i get quite used to not having to care about being careful. just one episode where i thought i could get a drink in the nak at 3am; didn't realise that opening the fridge door would illuminate my grotbags for the "delight" of the guys playing poker in the opposite kitchen. science fail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

i did jump out of my skin one day though, when we had the builders in
when i was making salads carbs in mayo for a bbq. this voice behind me at the window said, "mmmm. tatty salad!" and i nearly died of shock. you don't expect that in a second floor flat.

stupid scaffolding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I think I've seen this film
Did you then invite him in to 'repair your washing machine'?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

no
i waited for him to fuck off. NOBODY gets to share my special potato salad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

these are all euphemisms right?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

OG's kitchen window is similarly overlooked.
I did something very similar, except I got a wink from the grotty old trout having a ciggie in her doorway.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

i don't believe you've ever made a salad in your life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

No, I was getting beer

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Surely they were hanging low enough for them not to be visible through the window?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

nah
really really big windows, sadly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

fl;oor to ceiling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

et tu ap-e
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I'm sorry, sometimes I lash out at the cruel world that mocks me so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

humph

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

lovely lady humphs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Hello there LUKA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)