Enough misery and gayness. It's FRIDAY!
What do you have to look forward to, this weekend or coming up?

Alt. What's your favourite quote?

My mate is going to Blackpool tomorrow. I fucking depsise that hole of a place.

What do you hate?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:41, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to a funeral this afternoon.
LOL, not really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I hate the way you are so homophobic, Jason.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Also, why do you hate swipe so much?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I can't help it. They just irritate, you know?
Sorry for the STOMP Swipey :(

*cries*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Eh it isn't weekend until Monday, you guys are crazy
I love everything and everyone. You're all joyful children prancing in my garden of adoration.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

You Irish are getting weekends all wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

But I get paid more if I work Sundays
but but
but
:(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

The blacks

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Off to Leeds to see the missus this weekend
Gig next week, lazy bank holiday weekend, 1 year anniversairy with her the weekend after that, my birthday the weekend after that, birthday celebration and bank holiday weekend after that. Not bad.

Alt: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

AltAlt: Most things, but today I'm focusing especially on the retards that blindly share shit on facebook. "Stickers mean dog fighting, OMG!"

Google it, you fucking retards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I hate my timeline being filled with that preachy bollocks
As if LIKING a page will cure cancer or stop dogfighting/cruelty. I am aware it goes on. I don't need it under my status.

I like "Worrying is like riding a rocking horse. It gives you something to do but gets you fucking nowhere"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

1 like = 1 prayer, etc
I fucking hate the lot of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Someone shared a picture of some starving kids with the caption saying Facebook will donate $1 for every like
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING CUNTS!?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

They're all fucking idiots, Al.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

What is worse are the "We have seventy ipods that we can't sell because the box isn't sealed"
And people like it and comment "If I won one I would give it to my friend Jane as she has had a really hard time recently".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

If I looked on Facebook I'd kill myself in about an hour

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

*signs Monty up*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Most people wot say things on my fb are from here so it's just like being on here except with more colours
that's colours not coloureds
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

And the 'click like' and type 'random bollocks' to see what happens.
The fucking gurning imbeciles who do this every fucking time and still wonder why nothing happens boil my piss somewhat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

OH MAN
you suck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I'm totes posting in your thread swipey

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I did too! I'm all for the support.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I should stop posting here
but it's too moreish.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

good man
why aren't you coming to eat pizza with us?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

She didn't invite me either, what with being 300 miles away.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

She's a fucking rude bitch is what she is.
You and me should go and get some pizza together and talk about how great it is to be married.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

funny how your wives don't do that...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

What with being 300 miles apart and all that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I NO RITE!!!
They just aren't prepared to make the effort :(
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Bitches got more important stuff to do.
Like ironing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

My weekend is going to be superb. Two nights and a day with my nipper, might get pissed on Sunday.
Alt: tough to call but I think it's 'MAHOOONEYYYYYYY!!!!' which is Winston Churchill.

I have never been to Blackpool, and hopefully never will. I've seen it on the television, and that's more than enough, thanks.

I hate Ainsley Harriott.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

*harriott fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

He started out as an actor in an episode of Red Dwarf, you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I couldn't be less surprised.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Try harder then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I thought that would impress you.
Here's another fact; before Ainsley became an actor turned chef, he was in great demand on building sites because his enormous hands meant that the site foremen saved a fucking fortune in shovels.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Wait a minute, Lokesy is Ainsley Harriott?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Put it this way, I've never seen them in the same room as each other.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

*something about spades*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

"Despite all their issues, Jackie, Jermaine, Tito and Marlon were never able to replicate their success after the name change, and new singer"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

If you do go to Blackpool make sure you take some acid.
I understand the hallucinations are good there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Just remembered that I'm going to a beer festival tomorrow night.
That'll be good.

Alt: There was a line in a children's folk song I heard this morning that I really liked "The tin snips of death cut his life-thread one day".

I hate Blackpool too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

You lucky thing
I've got some friends coming round. I'm doing Lamb Cutlets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Your mates have some waki nicknames!
What time is Lamb Cutlets (and the rest of the guys) coming over?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Oh Monty, I see what you've done here.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

hee hee!!!!! U R gay!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

You never invite me round :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

He's so mean - especially as lamb cutlets are your favourite :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I just hate the smell of vegetables and houmous.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

and off yak's milk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I'd have a wash before I came round.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Avoid the Landmark Centre then
u u
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Blackpool is a shithole
without even the saving grace of being cheap - quite the opposite.
Highest teenage pregnancy rate in the UK, and so on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Swindon is higher

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Swindon is also shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I hear ya bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Blackpool's alright when you're 8 and you get to go on the ghost train thing and it's all terrifying and stuff
diminishing returns for every year after
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

For a simple farm boy from Ireland maybe.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

the only 'toy' he had growing up was a bricket of turf

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

:(
When I'm in England I'm going to burn your yurt down
The dried dung walls should light up a treat
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I hate Blackpool
My one fond memory of the place (going to see Back To The Future II at the lovely old Odeon cinema there) has been erased by having to cart the family up the bloody M6 around Christmastime because my wife's sister has a B&B up there. Out of season Blackpool is seriously depressing, yet surprisingly photogenic in a poncy B&W ghost town kind of way. The old cinema is now a cheesy nightclub as well.

Alt: Dunno, probably something from Glengarry Glen Ross


This weekend I'll be watching Iron Man 3 and eating at Pizza Hut. I have high hopes of enjoying no more than one of these thing.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I didn't know you were such a pikey Bill.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Sure, I know all the patter, watch...
"What do I want with a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

you must live on a glam site, somewhere like Billericay

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Bill eric Clay

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Excellent work from Jeff here, I hope everyones paying attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Nah, they've all fucked off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

wankers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

pricks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

check em

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

It's outrageous
I post one picture and they all get the hump and do one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I think they may all have been sacked

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

what can I say AL
You're a cunt.

But a loveable one xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Al you're a cunt
for making me click this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)