I am back you mongaloids
What do you lot think of Daves selective editing of sweary words?

(Dave the channel not my gimp I keep locked in Skelenators closet)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:31, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, I noticed that as well.
Spooky!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Don't be a cock.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)

I'm not being a c**k.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)

What was on, what was edited?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Somebody said "shit" on QI, then it was repeated but bleeped out.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)

You should write to someone and complain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)

I fucking well would but I really can't be f****d to do so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I'm in the cunting pub
I have a p**t coming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

A* is a cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Telly has rules about the number of times you can use particular swears in a programme.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:50, Reply)

i dont care

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I don't think there are words for how little of a fuck I give
But I do hope this helps you come to terms with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

The word you are looking for is
Socks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Why watch Dave? It's full of repeats that were mostly shit the first time around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Not as bad as The History Channel +1
'Where history repeats itself'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:05, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)

we have a laugh here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Sometimes we do, sometimes we don't
I miss Barry's random violence and thuggery.

Cavy appears to be well and truly loved up too because she's not been about for a while.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:25, Reply)

It's these people getting lives that are ruining this place.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

haha yeah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Loksie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Jeffers!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Tangles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Jeffery!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

'lives', like that's even a thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I've already written to the Daily Mail about this outrageous thing

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:35, Reply)

that new Daft Punk tune is shit, innit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Much as I hate to agree with you about music
Yes it is.

And sadly the Scream's latest offering is pretty much a Small Faces reject.

John Grant?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I haven't heard the new Primals one.
Daft Punk peaked with Homework, get some dingers down your neck and it's one of the best things ever.

I was sorting out my back bedroom today and put on that old Major Force compilation, there are some proper tracks on there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-IJ3qz-GE

How fucking derivative is this? Faces, not Small Faces, because Marriot wouldn't have done this more than once.

You can almost see Rod mincing about singing this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Primal Scream in 'being derivative' shocker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

They do 'derivative' extremely well.
One of my favourite bands.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)

They've had their moments, but none of it really stands up to any analysis.
TD should know better than to be surprised when they release something half-arsed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

TD knows better
Although this one was produced by David Holmes who is rather better than Bobby Gillespie in knowing good stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)

It occurred to me after I posted what your username was.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

David Holmes is ace, knows his stuff through and through, as do Gillespie and Weatherall.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:29, Reply)

They're cherry pickers.
Whether that's styles or band members. It's kind of like good sampling, taking the best bits of genres and bands. They're also very very good live and are just a rock n' roll band.

Patchy as hell though, don't get me wrong, for every sheer gem like Kill All Hippies, there's a piece of shit like Funky Jam.

I can see why Weatherall digs them so much, it's that whole wearing your influences on your sleeve thing. Also, Weatherall is rarely wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Primal Scream are only ever as good as their producer.
Hence why 'Screamadelica' was great. but 'Give But Don't Give In' was fucking dreadful, say.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 1:06, Reply)

quite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 7:25, Reply)

I've just realised that you're Tangled
You must put big red letters up when you change your name.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah, it was a stupid joke for a bored Friday afternoon.
I'll change it back when I'm on my work pc again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)

hello.
I'm at work. It's full of Spanish. Some of them are quite rude.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Give them Cider.
Spaniards don't understand Cider. This is my experience anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Bulmers?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

they've gone now,
They were annoyed we didn't have 18 portions of fish and chips left at 9pm on a Sunday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Spanish birds are ace.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)

noses.
Way too much noses.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Hello

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)

alright swipe.
I'm in London tomorrow for some fucking spastic awards dinner in Wardour Street.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

The "Nakers"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:01, Reply)

you know, I think he'd enjoy it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Just get as drunk as possible and be rude to people.
In fact, you don't need me to tell you this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I'm up for Manager of the Year in my district.
I don't want the fucking thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)

These things are usually about tedious internal politics anyway.
The important thing is: is there free booze?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:20, Reply)

the email says
"a limited tab, no doubles, no large wines, no shots, can area managers buy rounds to extend the life of the tab"

So no.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Pricks.
Take a hip flask.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)

A hip flask filled with Bruichladdich.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Worst. Pub. Awards. EVER.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Watch out for A bombs

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I don't know whether to say I hope you win or not now...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:29, Reply)