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So, 'steampunks' yeah? Do they have their own kind of music? I mean obviously I know the answer to this because I'm deep into the 'scene', I just thought there might be some slightly less hardcore steampunk 'heads' out there who didn't. I can't wait for my goggles to turn up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:20,
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Oh wow everyone must have me on 2.0 :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:26,
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Nah
If we had you on 2.0 we couldn't see you get upset when no one replies.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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can you put yourself on 2.0?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:31,
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Yes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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Go on then. LOL!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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You can only do it on /talk the button isn't on here.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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If no one else is reading your posts, there seems little point in you reading them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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that's deep, man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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Well I may sometimes come across as a shallow, know-nothing prick but...
Actually, there is no but.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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This recent fascination of yours is quite concerning. Have you considered why you're searching for a new 'sub culture'?
Is it a midlife crisis?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:26,
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Yes.
I realise as I approach 40 that I've played my life too safe - I want everyone to look at me and say 'hay - there goes that 'steampunk' guy! He's so cool in his top hat and goggles. What's he like, eh?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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They're much more likely to think 'look at that wanker'.
So no change from now really.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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Right. I see. It's like that is it?
Right.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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Only until I finish my poached eggs on toast & boost my blood sugar level
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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poached eggs on toast & boost my sugar level +y mary
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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Don't drink spirits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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before 10
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:48,
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Pretty sure they all listen to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hphfK8YMphc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:27,
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Bit early for that sort of unpleasantness isn't it?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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I see.
Well, I've always been into that tune. Pretty much kickstarted the whole 'steampunk' movement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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E17 were ahead of their time, man.
One day in the future they'll get the recognition they deserve for being hugely influential pioneers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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Wow
I hadn't realised just how fucking stupid they used to look.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Really?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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the two blokes at the back didn't even get to mime anything. Gutted
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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Ehhhhhhhhhhh.......I know little or nothing about that scene, you may educate me on this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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This hilarious picture was posted on a steampunk facebook page. It's your two favourite things rolled into one!

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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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*despairs for humanity*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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I'm into anything retro
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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SP STEAMPUNK
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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SPeampunk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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I thought the whole steampunk thing was just made up until I was in London a few months back
and saw some prick in a pub with the fucking top hat, goggles, tweed waistcoat, stopwatch - all that jazz.
I'm not sure what I was most amazed by - the fact that this guy had came out of the house looking like Jules Verne meets C3-PO, or that no one else in the pub even batted an eyelid at him.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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Lol at 'Jules Verne meets C3-PO'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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They were all thinking 'don't look at him - it's what he wants'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Probably. But we just stared at him for about 20 minutes anyway.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:39,
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Vintage yeah VINTAGE. It's good how people mix their twenty quid retro dress from dorothy perkinns with some ghastly tattoos. It just oozes 50's class
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:34,
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Nothing says 'cool rockabilly fashion' like some bent stars inked into your back-fat and a horrible pig-style nose ring
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:38,
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someone should really have had a quick chat with beegeebee on that score
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:39,
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I've noticed a recent trend for tattoos behind the ear. WHY WHY WHY???
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND HOW INDIVIDUAL I AM AND EXPRESSING MYSELF AND SHIT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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Wannabe gangstas probably
The neck tattoos are also particularly good at getting you ahead in the job market.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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I have swallows on my hands and a tear on my face and it's never held me back*
*from signing on
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Some of the homeless have a tattoo of a tear. Apparently if it is directly under the eye it's to do with a murder they've committed or been involved with.
If it's halfway down the cheek it's racist; tears for my lost country.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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Yeah it's a prison thing I think
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:53,
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Like wearing your sweat pants below your arse and constantly fiddling with your genitals.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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I certainly do, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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i woz cultured innit and seen those russian prison tats at the saatchi
thems all mean shit bro
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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Are you suggesting that there is no deep meaning behind the 'body art' of our own criminal underclass?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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it all means shit and if you ent 'earned' the right to wear teh tat they get upset and 'scrub' it off with a nail brush or kill you.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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I find it worrying that they think it something to take pride in.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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It's important to take pride in your work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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I think directly showing everyone you were involved in a murder seems like a GREAT thing to do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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The police are never interested in investigating murders anyway.
Right Monty?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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in prison it probably gets you left alone
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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What's happened to Frank? Has he been stepped?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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b3th's secret banhammer strikes again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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BANZORED
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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Hang on, I'll ask
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:39,
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You do seem to be becoming just a teeny bit obsessed by this?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:38,
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Fucking right I am. It's the future - AND THE PAST!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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Professor Elemental is steam-punk friendly
although his style may more properly be called chap hop.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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Oh God Brittas was going on about him, he's a right tosser
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:48,
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SO IS PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:49,
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I have one of his albums. I quite like him
this should come as no surprise.
although if dozer likes him I may have to reconsider.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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That sounds more like a gay club dance.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:49,
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Chap hop?
Fucking Chap hop?
Christ on a bike with stabilisers, spokesees and ribbons on the handlebars.
That is the cuntiest expression I have heard in a long time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:49,
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CRAP HOP MORE LIKE!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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Cuntier than "Get out of the house and don't come back?"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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oof
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:53,
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looking at the wiki page
is should be right up monty's street, combining as it does "the hip hop genre with elements from...stereotypical English obsessions"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chap_hop
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:53,
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Rapping about tea and pipes is well lol.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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it sure is!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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it makes me chuckle.
but then I've always had interesting taste in music. I own a wholly un-ironic Shatner album.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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he's a pretty good MC, better than Mister B The Gentleman Rhymer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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You're a strange one boyce.
I like you though.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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Bless you x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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the Poppet Seal of Approval
You must be very proud.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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Positively tumescent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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I don't want to know about that bit.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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Nonce.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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I'm 21 you know Tangles.
not the 15 year old I was when I first signed up.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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Cor you're all growed up!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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I know. it's scary.
I'm starting to get proper research institution interviews and honours interviews and stuff happening. I don't like it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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You should throw a massive tantrum and defriend me from facebook
It would be just like old times.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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I don't think I actually have you on facebook.
don't think I ever did??
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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You'd remember if you did.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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No, you never did.
Didn't stop me finding this though

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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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it realllllly didn't.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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I imagine steampunk music to be all oompa bands, mixed with whirring
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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+ fairground organ and autopiano.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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Indeed, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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I bet it would be all Klaus Wunderlich meets Synthesizers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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I got in a fight with a cab driver.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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Did you spit instead of swallow?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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Poor form there.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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Happy candleday Weepee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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Double candleday!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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It's Windy's birthday, it's Windy's birthday, la lala lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa*
*To the tune of Congratulations
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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thanks man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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'Some pints and a fight, a great British night'.
Apparently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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he called the girl I was with a "smelly little slut"
So I hit him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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Fucking hell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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What were you doing with a smelly little slut?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Going around punching taxi drivers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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I reckon I'd punch more people if I was going out with a smelly little slut.
I reckon Battereds wife probably punches at least five people a day.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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Not any more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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7, surely?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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she might have called him a wanker first mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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Sounds reasonable.
Was it a good one punch and he's down kind of fight, or did you both stand there looking increasingly ineffectual before just wandering away?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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he did hit me back, and it was a bit of a scuffle,
But I seem to have got away with just a sore jaw.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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Did she queef?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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She was too busy giving every guy within reach a hand job
and not washing.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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Did the police get involved?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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the cab driver called the police I think.
But we got in another cab back to the hotel.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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This guy should tick some boxes for you and your steampunk chums:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Truax
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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Tee hee
“When I explained I was Sir Phileas Phogg, inventor of the coal-powered aerial dreadnought, he replied ‘No you’re not, you’re a fucking twat’.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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I tell you what you couldn’t make it up……………
Ohhhhh, wait they did didn’t they
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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what's steampunk and why should i care?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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It's some stupid bollocks that attention seeking waqqqui wankers are into.
You'd love it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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haha because im a wakki wanker i get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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You have it exactly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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haha we have a right laugh here
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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but seriously what is steampunk and why are we all caring
i want in
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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Can you just imagine that I've linked to that LOL 'let me google that for you' site please?
Thanks in advance
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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all that is is pictures of people dressed funny,
i need expert evaluation of what it all means
cheers
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Yup. People dressed funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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oh is that it oh right cool
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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Finally the heir to the Treworgey Tree Festival, that we have all been waiting for
www.steamstock.org/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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YESSSSSS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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'retro-futurist'
CUNTY CUNT CUNTS.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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When I was a lad, it was all Teddy boys and Skinheads.
You didn't take the piss out of them as you would end up in casualty. The problem with these steam punks, and all of their ilk, is that they are more likely to cry rather than put a bottle in your face. So for that reason, they are just a big bunch of jessies. Bring back the olden days, when if you saw somebody a bit out of the ordinary, you showed a decent amount of respect.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Innit, these jokers are all fucking poofs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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*unholsters laser blunderbuss*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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They really are.
I hope one day, that they succeed in building a time machine that takes them back to a bank holiday in 1960, to a nice sandy beach. Whereupon they get a motorbike chain wrapped around their empty heads.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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I've seen 'Wild Wild West' like 15 times
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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that was a super film is that what steampunk is?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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As far as I'm aware it is.
Top hats. Goggles. The fuckin lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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Massive fucking spider.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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i only really liked the massive fucking spider tbh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Is that the one where you see Salma Hayeks bum?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:19,
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dunno
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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Yes, yes it is.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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ok now I'm interested
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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