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Yeah whut up G money?I am even more bored than usual. Say something funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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This thread is too short - I'm going home.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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Did you ever meet your real dad?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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I'm gonna have to click this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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wearing your red trousers today dickface?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:39,
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light khaki today, I think...sandy maybeblue gingham shirt, grey linen jacket and white pocket square and brogues.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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Where did you park your boat?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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when he got to the other side of the Atlantic he just left it thereTHE FOGLE PRICK
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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This thread is too long - I'm going home.(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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This thread is too rude - I'm going home(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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This thread is too grey - I'm going home(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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Love to but can'tI am knackered and I have to put an Ikea sofa together this evening.
Not looking forward to it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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Do it tomorrow then.Here to help.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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pay a man to do it for youI have some experience in this field btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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Errr, this is the internet, not a field.Fields are like full of like grass and shit yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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and rarely have sofas in(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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Unless the field also contains a gyppo camp(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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I went to one of those, once!True story.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:07,
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I hear Al went to see a house with period features the other dayAlthough his missus hates it when he calls her that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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Until you have the "Where Is This Going?" talk, nothing counts.Fact.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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I was going for the "once a month" aspect TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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I got it off a bloke on facebookwho apparently often reads sickipedia.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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Midweek roast dinner for me tonight, woo.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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I expect Neil Buchanan's popping over. He usually does on a Tuesday "apparently"(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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Whenever he goes home, AA always shout's "Hey Neil, See You Next Tuesday!"(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Hey, Monty. I don't think you saw this.It's actually quite funny.
Actually.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1949426
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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McDonald's at my desk for me.I am not sure who wins this competition. I think it might be me.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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Is it a competition to see who will be hungry again soonest after eating?If so, you DEFFO gon' win, Krone-Dogg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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I'm gonna repost this, I'm not sure many seen itb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1948626
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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I saw it, but not being a paedo-sadist I had nothing to say on the matter.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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Get in there(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:54,
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Sorry Chompy.I saw a picture of your mrs on facebook the other day. She's fine, you've done well for yourself.
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You're welcome. I noticed you were having some sort of partybut you hadn't invited me. Which is cool. I guess.
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people get head shots when applying for film roles don't they?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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She'd get a head shot if she was applying for one of my film rolesIf you know what I mean.
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YesIt's called "Head Shot" and is about a man with a gun in his penis who goes undercover in a shoot for a porn film to assassinate the lead actress.
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i would definitely watch thiswanna pull together a script and take it to Hollywood?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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are you that asexual mentalist from /talk?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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Kristine is really Enzyme, the nullo-meister(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:12,
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According to El Nullocabrait's alright to bone your sister. So that's nice.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:14,
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so if you had an attractive sister, lets say Sam Fox or someone like that you won't bone her ?Chinny chin rekon
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:19,
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I'm only saying what everyone else is thinkingit might be better to wear a rubber though, if you know what I mean and I think that you do
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:23,
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MateIf I had a sister that looked like Ellen DeGeneres, I'd bone her. I'm on the internet, we're all at it.
And, according to Nully the Elephant, it's all gravy, baby.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:32,
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As long as old 'Null of Kintyre' says it's OK then it must be(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:34,
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she's no sam fox, but shes still a fine figure of a woman. If it weren't ok luke skywalker or mart mcfly wouldnt have fucked theor rellies(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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'Nully the Elephant' is fucking great as well(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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Did you hear his girlfriend had to go in for surgery?Apparently she was null by mouth :(
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Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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I know Gonz is a little messy when he eats, but that seems a very strong reaction.(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm still frightfully bored. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:14,
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Read all Polly Toynbee articles on the guardian website.Educate yourself.
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Current affairs is the most tedious subject on earth.I'd rather read football articles or Dozer's posts about Joy Division.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:29,
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I've still got a good hour or so of work to go.Sympathy please.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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My knee is still a bit fucked.It's funny because it's true.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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