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Chris Kelly of Kris Kross is deadedition.cnn.com/2013/05/01/showbiz/georgia-chris-kelly-obituary/index.html
A moment of silence, please.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:05,
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you would have liked the debate on the radio in my taxi this morninglots of people complaining that their banks expect them to pay off the balance now their interest only mortgages are coming to an end. seriously.
people are THAT stupid.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:23,
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Were you listening to Milton Keynes FM?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:24,
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no, these were areas where people might actually want to live(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:25,
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I heard that MK was a highly desirable area full of overpriced houses and sex workers.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:27,
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I heard that it has more jobs than job applicants, thereby guaranteeing work to recently redundant data inputters.Strangely enough, Aberdeen is the same, yet has unemployed people on massive schemes. Something to do with highly specialised industries requiring highly skilled staff or sutin.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:56,
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I was reading about that yeah.If they'd been to an independent mortgage adviser they would have been recommended a repayment vehicle. We take extra approval steps for io mortgages into retirement with no vehicle, and for new mortgages it's unlikely to be for an LTV above 60%.
But anyone using IO for a residential mortgage is a twat anyway, innit. This is why it's mainly used for BTL.
I know nothing of mortgages or financial advice, Soz.
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Bad financial advice a lot were given I think.as if an endowment would continue to grow at 8% a year or something for 25-30 yrs in the boom/bust cycle economy Britain has.
"Look, you can pay less and it will magically turn into more without you doing anything".
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when the endowments were soldThat sort of return, judging by short term returns, were feasible. Misselling has nothing to do with investment performance. Also, the current report says that a hefty proportion of those borrowers have no repayment vehicle in place. It also doesn't state how many of those mortgages were non-advised, or advised by a bank. Bank advice is laughable.
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I will be eating left over chicken as tribute I may have to "warm it up"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:11,
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Don't matter who you are death is "gonna getcha"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:17,
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Shocking news. Really made me jump.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:18,
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I'm sure this is funny, if you know what you're on about here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:23,
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I'm making horse meat jokes.because there's going to be as many Kris Kros jokes as there were horse puns a few weeks ago.
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Let's get them all out of the way now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:25,
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I bet they do a special edition Kriss Kross horse burger at at McDonald the "Mac Daddy"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:26,
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"It's a shame" this may be my best work EVAH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:35,
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It this kind of razor sharp wit that guanrantees success for your sit com!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:28,
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She certainly "Missed da bus" on that one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:29,
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Lots of other people are dead too, I checkedWho voted this morning?
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He's got the charisma needed to make this country great again - and the policies to back him up.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:42,
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Me tooalthough I voted for the person who does the most locally, not any particular party.
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I'm lucky in the respect that our local councillor works his arse offand has the policies I'd be most inclined to vote for anyway.
No fucker at my work that I've asked so far even knows there are local elections. FFS
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Problem is everyone just treats it as a popularity contest for Westminsterso a protest vote is likely to lead to a useless git being elected just because of which party they're in.
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Am not worried about a UKIP foothold here because immigration and multiculturalism haven't happened to Norfolk yetbut yes you're right, and that pisses me off too. LOCAL elections. You know, for local people.
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES LOCAL POLITICS(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:49,
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They've relaxed the standards actuallyThe webbing is sufficient nowadays
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Or you have to turn up with your wife, sister, children, nephews, nieces, aunties and cousins3 persons maximum.
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If the last couple of days are anything to go by, we should get a great deal more than a moment of silence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:31,
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I'll be around a bit more from tomorowit'll be better then, chompy said so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:32,
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Thank goodness for that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:34,
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uh huhso where can I listen to your album? is it on last fm or Spotify yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:36,
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Er... yeah it is on Spotify.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:38,
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Hurts.No, sorry, the other one. Yurts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:46,
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clicken disI'm amazed however that you are even aware of Hurts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:47,
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I'm so gutted it's not actually HurtsI was really looking forward to calling Tangles a pretentious bellend
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You may yet still be able to do that.Check your gaz box.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:50,
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Why am I being excluded ??What the hell is wrong with you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:51,
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Can anyone else answer this?The first part, I mean.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:52,
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YEAH EXACTLY NO TAKERS SCREW YOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:55,
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Perhaps I have underestimated you, Rory.There surely would be no risk in sending you personal information.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:57,
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i ent neva broken gaz sanctity (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:00,
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Really?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1667829
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:02,
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yeah but that was like funnyI'm keeping all the teary confessional stuff for my future book
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:04,
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1. vegetarian2. yurt prick
3. Kershaw
4. WOMAD
etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:52,
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I guess the beauty of his music is destined never to touch my soulthe yurtprick
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:54,
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Fucks sake, you should be able to find it.But I'll save you the bother of using one of those tiresome search engines.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:54,
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I couldn't remember the name of your bandI have to say the "limited edition vinyl" looks great.
I'll have a listen later, but seriously, £7?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:59,
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YOU GET PAID TO LISTEN TO THAT CRAP ???!?!? IM ALL IN(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:00,
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I have no idea what the going rate is for an album download.But I think there is some minimum pricing structure on the hosting site.
Surely £7 is nothing to a well-heeled toff like you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:01,
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my point is an established and popular band with you know record deals and wotnot charge a similar amount(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:04,
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Yeah but a lot of those bands are, you know... fucking shitTangles' album is pretty good. Having listened to all of three tracks.
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is it a whining tribute to the industrial grey skys of coventry? (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:12,
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Does one track bemoan the stupidity of his wife and additional chromosomes of his kids?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:13,
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It's like you can see into my soul or summat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:21,
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He's in psychobilly legends King Kyurt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:51,
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They do a cover of a Christina Aguilera song 'Dyurrrty'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:51,
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Does anyone have a spare battery for a surprise-ometer?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:59,
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I only Chime by Orbital but that's it.I saw a live set of theirs on television once and it was a heap of shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:04,
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Just been handed a copy of "Wonky"It's a bit hit and miss but the hits are fucking ace.
I also like "Former Me" by NeuroticFish
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Orbital are neo-psychedelic 'techno' for crusties and hippy tossers.(, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Not really, their early stuff brown album and snivilisation, totally rock outplump djs mixed up a few of their later tunes good and proper too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:10,
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yer that one, made it to a lavelle mix(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:11,
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I've known Lee Plump for about 15 yearsWe used to DJ at a b-boy night called Freshly Breaked. What a shit name for a night eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:13,
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Is he fat?or is it a tedious reference to phaat beats and breaks and all that shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:14,
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It could be his actual surname you know.I know a chap called Lee Chaos. Real name.
Real post-deed poll name.
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all the chicks must dig that crazy name. he's an individual fighting the grind of conformity, and also likes rustler burgers as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:18,
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He carries a shitty stick with him at all timesYou know, for beating them off with
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Nah, not really. V tall and lumbering in a Stunned-ish way though.The other one's a bender apparently.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:17,
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They bought a flat together in that big new block on the top of London Fields.This makes me suspect that Lee is a fucking woofter and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:31,
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having said thatMy favourite Orbital tune is the Plump DJs remix of Funny Break.
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man, I love pop rapNone of this po-faced 'conscious hip hop', instrumental bollocks or 'golden age' nonsense for me, no sir.
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My daughter was messing around with my phone this morning & got music playing.This was in front of her grandmother. All was fine until a song by the Amateur Transplants about discharge and vaginal cancer started playing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:36,
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Better than listening to Joe Le Taxi all the time.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:43,
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Died of drugs aged 34, yet Boyce still lives at 39.WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:33,
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Amateur.Should've done by the age of 27.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:39,
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now that tangled has released his opus he can Nick Drake himself, leaving us only the fruit of his tortured artistic existance(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:44,
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Except I fucked it up by living too long.I'll have to go for the Bonzo/Moonie option of dying a tragic, bloated alcoholic death instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:49,
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Not my fault other people are lightweight poofters(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:44,
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Morning.I've got a headache. It's probably a tumour. Please pay your respects to me in the below thread.
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Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:41,
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I hope it's terminal you moth fearing prick.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:44,
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Hardly the effusion of sympathy and tears I was expecting, but I'll take it.(
Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:46,
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Maybe a moth crawled in your ear and has laid eggs in your skull.Imagine when they hatch, all that fluttering inside your brain.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:49,
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It's a shame, the passing of our dearly departed Kroney, however road safety has gone up by 10%(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:54,
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Surrey police will need to make redundancies.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:55,
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Just goes to show for every silver lining there is a cloud
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 9:56,
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i've started a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes does that help?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:05,
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