your employment prospects
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You and me both.
I got another rejection yesterday. It's like no-one *wants* my extensive skills of 'dicking about on the internet' and 'eating cake'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

my my, replace the cake bit with consumption of rollies and homebrew and it's a recipe for employment heaven

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

whats with the psychochomp beef, there's certain members of the board who spend alot of time hatin on the milton keynes one, I must have missed something

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I'm just deflecting.
I have unrequited desires for you Rory. I don't want to alienate you in case there's a chance of our love blossoming, but I need an outlet for my hurt and frustration.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

nah mon there's more to the vitriol thrown at MK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I've been meaning to bring this up actually.
How come niggaz be all down on the C-Dogg these days?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

They're all jealous of his mad homebrew skillz.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

As far as I can tell:
Dozer is still smarting from their little tiff over mortgages and being put on 2.0
AB has some blue collar/white collar worker beef with him
Swipe still hasn't forgiven him for his clumsy fingering technique
Battered hates everyone
Nakers thinks he might be making fun of him, but isn't really sure
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I don't care about the mortgage thing or the 2.0
More to do with crying about pictures on off topic interrupting his internet skiving. If he doesn't want to get caught skiving then he shouldn't be skiving in the first place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Except he didn't really throw a wobbly, not that I saw anyway.
He just said that he temp puts people on ignore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)

his haters are hatin thats what. I don't buy into it bein cause of 'picturegate' neither

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

There are two sides to every story
but nerdy internet shut-ins are going to go with the side that has tits every time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

but surely by definition of nerdy shut-in
both sides are going to have tits. male or female.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Ok. the side that has fancy lingerie
no, shit, that doesn't work either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

eww

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

What, Stunned?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

YOU LEAVE MY PAL ALONE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Oh man
Monty's never going to fuck me now : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I like him, he seems alright
But I like all of you.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

You Irish fellers are so friendly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

EGGXACTLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

stuff your fucking quinoa up your dirty sputtering shitpipe you hemp fuck

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Think he had a whine at AB about posting pics
seems if there's pics it makes it more obvious to his boss that he's dicking around on here instead of working.
Fuel + fire = meme, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

one of the rare times I see eye to eye with Lokesy, right here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Are you on a box?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

He's on tiptoes.
And is therefore nearly 7 feet up in the air.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Zingo the Clown

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'm too busy saving the NHS to defend myself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I've never been up the C-Dogg
Sounds uncomfortable.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Not even the Old C-Dogg?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

The old *salty* C-Dogg

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

people seeing the light
hallelujah praise be to jebus etc etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH MARRIED AND LIVING IN BLISS IN MILTON KEYNES IN A RENTED HOUSE WITH FOUR KIDS GOING TO STATE SCHOOL YOU@LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WITH EMBARRASSMENT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I like Chompy he was the first one on here to send me a Gaz........
Admittedly it was to ask if I was female and if I could send him pictures of my breasts, but GODDAMNIT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I've said it before, and i'd say it again, but i'm pro-chompy.
He's safe 'nuff, I reckon. When people say he's this'n'that, it's always results in "I JUST DONT LIKE HIM, OKAY ?!?!?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I like him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

WHY DONT YOU GO HAVE SEX WITH HIM THEN OK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

HES NOT MY TYPE OK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

i love everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

On the plus side
I'm at least in a position where I can manage without a job, and I don't have to be patronised by job centre admins.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)