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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can someone link a bbc news pictureOf the Lib Dem woman who only got 352 votes in the BiElection last night.
She's fucking hilarious.
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No. If you're not allowed to look at the BBC at work I'm not facilitating you doing so via B3ta.Get on with some work you lazy cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:38,
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Nah. Things are pretty ok at the moment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:41,
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She's letting you move back in?Or okay in the sense that although you'll never really be that big a part in your childs life, you'll get to take her to the zoo occasionally?
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Oh man I hope you never get divorced, you'd be wide open to ridicule(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:55,
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Things is though nakers, in the even that I did get divorced, the last thing I would do would be to post a long heartfelt post about how awful my ex wife was and how she was using our child as a weapon and how it was all her fault anyway on b3ta. In fact, I wouldn't post such a thing anywhere.
I might actually tell close friends in person, but I wouldn't write it on b3ta. And I especially wouldn't end it with a plea for people to mock me for it as if that would somehow provide protection against the inevitable mocking.
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I'd post a goose picture here but can't be arsed, can you imagine a goose for me please?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:01,
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LOL Chompy's got BBC link cold turkeyI ent being your enabler soz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:39,
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hahahaha women(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:42,
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I'm not sure if I was supposed to vote or something(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:44,
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Fuck me John Denver's looking rough(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:50,
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I bet no one has said "Baby, you look good to me tonight" for awhile(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:52,
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According to the BBC, the Lib Dem with 352 votes was a bloke called Hugh.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:45,
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according to the BBC you're a ghastly quare (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:46,
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according to the BBC, you finger goats then sniff your fingers on the train home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:47,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:49,
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According to the BBC, you were once admitted to Congleton hospital with an entire BMX in your rectal cavity(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:48,
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Thats gotta BURNner(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:49,
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According to the BBC, you were once part of an anarchist organisation intent on rolling over the establishment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:50,
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According to the BBC, you taught Stuart Hall all he knows, and you fuck Neil Buchanan every Friday night round the back of Bejams(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:52,
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According to the BBC, you caused ANDREW MARR's stroke by tossing him off in an overly exhuberant manner, in a gay sauna in Vauxhall(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:55,
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Oh yeah, I meant the BNP candidatewww.hopenothate.org.uk/news/article/2682/outrage-at-bnps-ocean-road-by-election-flyers
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Nice LINK(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:59,
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she looked more loony than the loony party guy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:57,
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misery and despair have made you slow old man(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:01,
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So have your MARRS!!!!!!tee hee MARRS geddit Ma's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:01,
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It's funny because two mums and ANDREW MARRS.........And............. :(
pfffttttttt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:07,
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very good**we;ll, quite good, let's not go mad here
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:08,
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*Flounces*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:09,
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it's too late to push you back in if that's what you mean(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:02,
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Oh man you don't know how vaginas work do you :(They're easily big enough to fit a human being in them, they open up like cupboards
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Theoban What of it, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:04,
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i might get one installed in my new kitchen(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:05,
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Kitchen vaginas Best of all vaginas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:06,
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What sideways?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:05,
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And your Cockery book(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:08,
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Hey Monty,Any nice plans for the weekend? I think you should take Lusty somewhere nice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:12,
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I heard he's been saving up for a 12" subway for them to share(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:16,
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*some kind of model train joke*(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:21,
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I'm moving house in a few weeksI'm saving a fortune by not having to rent a van
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:12,
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\o/going somewhere nice? I don't even know where you are based, I'm guessing....Dover.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:14,
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Norrrf Laaandannn innitI'm actually moving two streets away. But from rented to bought GLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:17,
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Oh man I am like so out of the loopCan I ask why we can't talk about it? Because if it's a shit reason I'm going to carry on talking about it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:22,
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hey, we need all the posters we can get, you talk about whatevsflat/house/garden etc etc, why not post a rightmove link?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:24,
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So you can see where I am going to live and stalk me?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:25,
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Aw cool are we having a stalkoff?It's been a while since we've had a good ol' fashioned stalking revival
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Theoban What of it, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:28,
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I think that marshmallow guy blew everyone out the water on the stalker front(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:30,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:08,
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soz, maybe I'm thinking of an election which happens due to an incumbent dying or stepping down.You know, a by-election. Often the result wildly emphasises current public sentiment, particularly toward the middle of a government's term.
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You're on fire today Nakers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:18,
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it's sad how you have to hide your affection for me under a front of loathing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:20,
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He wants to TAP your ass(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:23,
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I still love you nakey-noosHave you thought about your job hunt yet? Going clientside would be a good move, wouldn't it?
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SLUT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:23,
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Get out of your Taxi and say that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:25,
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I applied for a senior brand manager role, just to see what would happenso far...nothing.
But yeah, it'd nice to do the shouting for once.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:25,
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Product Management's where it's at in FMCG and retail though, right?Brand and proposition is where it's at in FS.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
the benefits are usually pretty goodAnd as it's intangible products, the actual 'marketing' side has to be extremely creative. The product development and market analysis side of things is handled by the autists. You shouldn't just discount it, the fact that it's so heavily dependent on compliance rules means that you really do need to think differently about how to approach it.
Distribution's a piece of piss too, you have high street banks and adviser networks falling over themselves to sell your products. Drop me a line if you need any pointers etc.
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Very good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:40,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1952664
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:20,
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Imagine how many Moths would be drawn to the flames(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:22,
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The rest of this sorry bunch but particularly and especially you.(
Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:24,
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Is off topic WTN today?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:24,
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Off Topic's been worse than Nakers for days.Nakers is frequently the best thing on here, recently.
What a sorry fucking situation.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:25,
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\o/This is why you should injvite me to your BBQ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26,
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MY MARRS!!!!! gag was nothing short of brilliant, i'll have you know(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26,
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I'M HERE NOWI'm way better than Nakers
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26,
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Hey, I strutted back.Like a fatter BeeGee
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:29,
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I was talking about these guys
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33,
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Meh just while it's quiet at work. I know you all like totally missed me as well
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35,
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b3t in general is really hurting for postersOT is no different.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:36,
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I see QOTW is still scraping the bottom of the barrelMy answer is totally awesome though. I think you should all go vote it up.
I think OT died a fair bit before the rest of it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:39,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34,
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how'd you know it was me?I'm in disguise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27,
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OH RELLYsprinklebrigade.com/gallery-main.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:31,
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How the fuck did you find that site?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33,
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Hahahahahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35,
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The irony is, it's usually WTN when I'm not hereit's like schrodingers cat or some shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26,
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Irony check please Dozer.Also, can we get some nullo scientist in to validate the Schrödinger's cat claim?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:29,
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hi tuibThe general rule is that there's an opposite or unexpected outcome, so the fact that it's WTN when he isn't here, would lend itself to the 'unexpected outcome' category.
Hth.
Also, I think Enzyme does a branch of philosophy, so he isn't a scientist. Again, hth. Feel free to get in touch if you wish to discuss.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Yeah but he's clever and that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:41,
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Can't spell his own nameNot that clever
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:43,
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Yeah, him and CQ.Scottish pricks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:44,
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and he cut his own genitals off(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:47,
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Ok, I'll give her a call later.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:45,
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Unless he's a close blood relation to TiuB It wouldn't be incest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:45,
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I reckon me and Enzy were probably in the same nightclub in Hull at the same time once, but that's about as close as we get.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:46,
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Jesus, how desperate to get tinnitus from listening to shit dance music do you have to getbefore that seems like a good idea?
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:52,
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Oh come on, look how cool this place is:www.spidersnightclub.com/index.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:54,
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Hahaha fucking hellsomebody stuck a faux Georgian siding up against an old pub.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:55,
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DO NOT BE IMPATIENTGIVE IT TIME TO LOAD
A website straight outta 1995, Gonz would have a fit if he saw this.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56,
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haha Spiders was a running joke back in 1996. I had no idea it was still going.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)
one of my colleagues here is from HullHe only moved to Leeds last year and he's still amazed that there's a gay village in the city centre. He was also saying that he was having a mate to visit and he'd take him to the Viaduct Showbar for a night out. Have some drinks, watch some strippers, have a lapdance, you know? A couple of single guys out on the town?
I had to explain to him that those showgirls aren't actually female.
In hindsight, I should have kept quiet and let him take one of his mates to a drag bar.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)
He's probably "doing it for himself"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:50,
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Just like to point outThat I've just had two sausages, two bacon, a fried egg, beans, mushrooms a hash brown and a couple of slices of fried bread.
As you were.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:37,
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WTN came to town, eating macaroni. ...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:41,
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Fanks for this earworm.......no srsly
......FANKS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:43,
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Mushrooms are fuckin rank but the rest is ok, you're alright kid, keep on truckin(
Theoban What of it, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:40,
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NYOMMY BACONZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:41,
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I'm eating pate on cheddars.I ent even lyin bruv. I swear down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:45,
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I had Chicken Baltiand now would like a nap
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:47,
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Imma have some chickeb broth in a moTru storee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:50,
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The suspense is killing me (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:52,
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