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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't watch it.
The stench of desperation hurts my nosey pose.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:08, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
did that stupid bint that tried to sue Alan ever get any cash.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Not a penny. LOL

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
excellent,
women shouldn't be allowed in that sort of boardroom environment anyway, gets in th way of all the tea making and sandwich making and shirt ironing.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
i heard that their periods attract bears

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)
And that Chink ones are horizontal.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Nah, she was laughed out of court.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
THe judge had a massive go at the lawyers who advised her she had a case.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I think the partner that advised her to bring the case
was on some big well paid case in Hong Kong when it came to court.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Me neither. I get too angry.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
that's coke burn sweet heart

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I know the difference, it's desperation.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I'm reading this is in a Cliff RIchard voice

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I'm doing a line of coke off your wife's tits.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'm David Cameron now?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
YM is licking my ringpiece as I type this.
She flew out to Poland especially.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
It Riminds you of home?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)
LTI

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
\o/
Twice in one thread
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Well if that doesn't tell you then I don't know what will

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I choose to read this as "WINNING THE INTERNET"

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)
You hum it, son. I'll play it.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
'know it? I fucking wrote it you cunt'

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is what I said about it on facebook last night.
Yay, The Apprentice is on tonight. What "Fat Fighters" is to "Gladiators" is what "The Apprentice" is to Business... but one of Britain's greatest past-times is laughing at people failing at what they think they're good at. That's why everyone loves You've Been Framed.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I fucking hate YBF.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I hate ITV full stop.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
there is nothing i watch on that channel
it's like someone scooped out the brain on some council estate oik and plastered it all over the television
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
It is a bit "butlins".

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Theres something wrong with you, and it's not a good thing.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
If they showed stupid being seriously injured, maimed or killed
I'd watch it.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)
You've Been PWNED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VY5shyKYlc
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
That's the ticket

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That clip never gets tired
Especially with sound
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
It's utter shite
and full of the complete tossers that end up being middle managers in this country, no wonder the place is fucked.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Agreed.
Complete wastes of blood and organs.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)
NOM

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
We should hand over the reins to the IT monkeys.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)
It'll be a cold day in fucking hell.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Planet of the autisms.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
No thanks
I have to clean up too many messes made by idiotic fuckwit salespeople as it is.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)
IT are of course always whiter than white

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Usually, yeah.
We're angels.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)
you people are responisible for some the worst designed, poorly thought through, fragile and generally fucking annoying pieces of software ever thought up
nothing makes me less productive (B3ta excluded) than stupid IT and stupid broken IT
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Development make the IT stuff

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
same thing

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
OK barrow boy

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
*buys thirty metre ethernet cable to connect sky box to router*
*fails*
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
fark off you kant

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That's Gonz's fault, not mine.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
What are you going to do about my fucking printer though?
The cunt won't print anything.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
And yes I have tried switching it off and back on again.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)
they design them to break and be shit
that way autists like Kronely can get a job, otherwise all these IT folk would be at home with just an internet connection, mangy parott and box of kleenex for company.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Surely no one could live like that?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
it appears not

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Select the right paper size*



*most common reason by some margin at my place of work**

**because users are fuckwits
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)
It's not that.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
why can't it select it's own paper size? stoopid printer

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
No that would be incompetent project managers
who despite knowing fuck all about IT, promise impossible savings whilst changing their requirements every 5 minutes and caring more about the shiny web2.0rrhea than the actual workings of anything.

If these people built your house you'd ask for a mansion and get a yurt with a posh door.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
That sounds alright.

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)
quelle surprise

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
*high-fives*
*deletes internet cache*
*erases proxy logs*
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)
*doesn't understand a word you say*

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)
he saysing that he's been watching goat porn all morning adn needs to hide the evidence

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)
He was only Kidding

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Now hey
I dont nonce goats
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Don't be all gruff about it

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)
STOP BILLYING ME!

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Is that a goatee around your mouth?

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Not since I finished her off, no

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Should have used NetNanny

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I hear that they are so expensive they have your Pantysgawn

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Woo!

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

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