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So Hartley Hare? Complete and utter prick or simply a standard sized prick?Should BBC links be banned on OT?
Should HH be banned?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:06,
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latest was 12 years ago)
he's not a prick per se, just very inconsistant(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:07,
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i always see him as a bit of a wannabenot worthy of death, but not really worthy of life either, you know?
depends on the bbc links. some are more interesting than others. depends on who's posted it really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:09,
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please list everyone here by life,death and wannbethx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:10,
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christ, er... oklife - mighty badger, monty, lusty, naked ape, jeff, stunned, windy pig, sporters, rory on a good day
wannabe - tuib, gonz, theoban, kroney, hh,
death - dozer, battered, amorous badger, al, psycho
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:18,
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I'm going to shit on your pizza the next time I see you.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24,
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got itnext secret bash is totes at needo's
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:26,
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Which category does rachelswipe fall into?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:22,
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Look, just because I resisted when you made a pass at me, there's no need to be unpleasant eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:28,
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She tried to rape me in the back of a taxi. I had to endanger my life by jumping out at 30mph to escape the manky mad bint.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957356
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34,
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i should post a pic of me and post a pic of hima picture speaks many thousands of words in this particular case of warped fantasy
i have a beautiful picture of him at my flat. he looks like a retard trying to eat his own shoulder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32,
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIC????!111!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34,
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i wouldn't put it on herebut i think i may well have put it on fb....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36,
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You put a terrible one of me & Monty on FB.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36,
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ehso a murderer pub man gets a higher rating than me?
I'm a fucking STAR
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:50,
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I'm deletin my account an pretending I had an internet DEATH cos of this well sad newsYou'll all get a new icon too
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:57,
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Can of beans with a fly coming out the topFamily crest innit
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:01,
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look man, i like what i know of youyour description of your jewfro made me proper lol. but you're still a bit of a noob to OT. soon, soon you will knock all the pretenders like monty off their throne.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:08,
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PISS ON YOU WOMANI OWN THIS SITE
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME
I AM FUCKING KING CAPTAIN AND COMMANDER OF THESE SHORES
I mean hi how are u xx
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:09,
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There's a woman on the radio nowshe had surgery and they left something in her, when they opened her up again they left something else in her. good old nhs.
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Well if people in the NHS didn't spend all their time dicking around online then perhaps standards would improve.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:11,
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they probably dropped their smartphones in her after all lolling at a BBC news link(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:11,
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As long as the headphones didn't get tangled in her spleen you are laughing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:12,
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I've just read about thatWell done doctors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:11,
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Nah, he's harmless.I mean, he's not internet royalty like me, but so few people are. Live and let live. Even the classiest hotel needs a bog cleaner.
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Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:11,
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I don't think anybody ever described him as harmless.Bug-eyed, spit-flecked rants against ethnic minorities were seen as a bit of a danger sign, even then.
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Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:18,
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Well Chamberlain thought he was alright, particularly after the 1938 Munich Agreement.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:19,
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Chamberlain didn't think he was alright, at all.Just that the way to deal with the crazy bastard was to smile and nod.
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Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:22,
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Well *I* think he was alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:30,
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Why?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:12,
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But, but....No, that's not right
By Vishnu, I will have my revenge!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:17,
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I bring balance to the force(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:17,
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I like Hartley Hare more than I like you I think.You seem quite angry. Are you an angry dwarf?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:14,
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Easily done. I am generally despised. Luckily I don't give a shit eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:15,
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I'm not sure I know enough about you to have that much of an opinion about youThese are the things that I think relate to you:
short
over gloves
musty anus
divorce
from Sheffield
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24,
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Haha you need to post more.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:26,
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I am a big fan of HH, despite his occasional shitness.To my knowledge he has avoided some of my most detested CHAT SUBJECTS and is happier discussing chillies and old skool sneakers.
GO TEAM HH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:19,
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if I hate him will people like me more?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:20,
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It's worth a try, things can't get any worse for you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:25,
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I bet he has shit shoes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32,
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IT SMELLS LIKE A CAT WAS SICK IN HIS MOUTHI am totally going to start getting titgazzes soon
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:37,
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alright sportscow(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:40,
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i've had millions of titgazzesfrom tits, not of tits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:43,
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I got one onceNot real tits though :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:46,
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Is there anyone here who isn't a prick?There are few enough people here to make that a banning offence.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24,
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Prick, you say?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957294
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:29,
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Ahemb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957370
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:35,
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oops that was Gustav wagner lol(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:38,
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Has anyone used Scan.co.uk?Is it any good, I usually just go for ebuyer but they don't have what I want.
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Too late, saw your facebook link before you removed it James.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36,
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How much of a cunt was Chompy to live with?Homebrew bottles everywhere?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:35,
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I bet everyone who visits gets some kind of yeast infection (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:38,
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I'm almost sure I got athletes foot because I didn't rinse all the yeast out the bath properly before having a shower.(, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)
His Doris really should douche(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:45,
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I dunno, maybe that's his secret ingredient (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:52,
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Yep, it's only a theory but googling says it's a totally different yeast so it looks like I'm talking bollocks.(, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Also are you free on the 12th Junethinking of a suprise Taipan for the other halfs birthday.
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It won't be much of a surprise if she reads this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:55,
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I'll drop an email round this afternoon.It's wine wednesday as well.
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Fuck all, all monthly stuff done and I'm just waiting for responses from managment.I bet I get nothing back until 16:45 and it'll be marked urgent.
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it used to be more reliable than ebuyerlike 5 years ago when I last used them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:31,
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hahaha my Ringofyre pisstake poem came fourth on QOTW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:31,
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let me see if I have got this rightYou have come 4th in a race between overweight autistics. Cant even win in a window licking contest eh.
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Judge not, lest ye be judged.On the other hand, HH is no more of a prick than most of the people on here.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36,
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look, doodle, when i want to talk to youi'll get out my carrier pigeon and send him yurtwardbound with a note strapped to his leg, ok?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:38,
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We don't believe in making birds work for us - I shall set him free(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:39,
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he's a dumbass pigeonhe'll come straight back home
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:40,
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Hey look it's the child snatcher everyone!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:37,
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at a quick glance"bartleby" and "battered" look very similar.
you know, in the same way that when reading your posts, you and dozer look very similar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:39,
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see, that's exactly the kind of thing dozer would saydo you also have a small rodent up your arse, squirming desperately for freedom?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:40,
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Now this is getting out of hand.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:43,
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any minute now he'll be calling us babygirl(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:47,
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I like HH, I like the BBC, and I'm not afraid to stand up and say that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 13:42,
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I like to party.Mind you, everybody does.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:06,
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Thanks for that Oliver Cheatham (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:08,
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my colleague has brought back salted almond tobleronesso, they are rather tasty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:42,
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So, you are only having one triangle?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:47,
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yesterday i had 2today i haven't had any. yet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:48,
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+ when accompanied with the 8 doughnuts I was already working my way through.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:44,
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i had 3 ryvitas and some houmous for lunchi know you like lunch chat
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:46,
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Deep fried & smothered in cheese no doubt(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:48,
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well yesevery time it reads another one of your posts. with your pink shirts and turquoise cufflinks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:52,
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Kid's alright, told me about chili sauce website, that's alrightCalm down love, let him be, maybe he'll flower into a beautiful woman one day
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:52,
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i did a new thread with real questions and everything(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:11,
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