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I've just had Polish fish & chips for lunch.Disgusting.
What was the last horrible meal you had?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:35,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Did I mention the Hog Roast I went to last sunday?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:37,
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Just nowA very sad ham sandwich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:37,
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dominos pizza for meths is both a goodand very bad thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:39,
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Mine was shitDidn't have time this morning to sort anything interesting out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:40,
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You should both have access to.......Giant Chicken Dumplings covered in a spicy gravy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:41,
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My banning order prevents this, sorry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:42,
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Mrs Bovine has put you on a diet?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:48,
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He's only allowed Halal food innee the brown cunt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:56,
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I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:03,
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Took a bite into a mouldy sandwich on Monday.It was a taste sensation in that it stuck with me all afternoon.
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do you like high end gaming and home brew?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:51,
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For about 6 months, every single say 1 minute after he walked in I heard. "50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"
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I asked this question this morning and still waiting for a replyb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958367
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:50,
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I don't post self indulgently on the internet to discuss my former housemate! (, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)
:( Well thats no fun at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:55,
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I'm just grouchy over the lack of empathy for my shit lunch on Monday.I was reaching out...
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Royal Inn on the Park, Sunday roast about 4 months ago.£18 for a cold, shit roast beef dinner, with Lusty's family. It used to be great. They did at least end up not charging for the food and giving us a bottle of wine, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:53,
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So many pubs can't get a roast right. Cold meat, soggy spuds etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:56,
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For the best part of twenty nicker they fucking have to.But yeah you're right. The Dove by my gaff is great - and I bet your local's is as well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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My "not quite" local does an amazing carverytynemouth.info/pubs/gibraltar-rock/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:58,
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The NLT's isn't too bad.Just found this which is all about London roasts
www.sunday-roast.com/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:00,
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Much better since Richard Branson taken over(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:02,
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Mainly because most don't cook from fresh and buy in ready mealswhich by it's very nature is shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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What? They don't round my way(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:58,
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or any pub I've been doI guess like so many things in his life, he's doing pubs wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:05,
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In fairness to the lad the worst pub meal I've ever had was in NottinghamThe Nurseryman, Beeston if you're interested.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:08,
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Isn't that your home town?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10,
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Wait, you and Harters aren't related, are you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:11,
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Town of my birth, but I was gone from there in less than a year(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:39,
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I plan on never going to Nottingham, but thanks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10,
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Roasts are shitOver cooked meat with overcooked veg. All the ingredients make sense but they're cooked wrong
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Peej, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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...unless they've cooked right, you Pasty retard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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Maybe not in Shitwall they aren't(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:00,
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Best inside pastry AMIRIGHT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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Encourage her to throw cookbooks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:01,
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I cook a awesome roastI wonder if she will sleep with me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:01,
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At cooking?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:04,
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This makes for a great Sunday roast:www.quorn.co.uk/food/vegetarian-roast
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:08,
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we have a right laugh here, don't we(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:09,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:12,
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I only ever eat delicious vegetarian food.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:58,
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so that's either a stuffed pepper or a lasagne of somekind right?what else is there?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:09,
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mushroom risottoMcCartney pie
salad
That's the lot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10,
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Oh fucking hell yes.Why do all 'gastropubs' think that vegetarians only ever want to eat goat's cheese?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:13,
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JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING GOATS CHEESEGOD
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:27,
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I finished it ages ago - why is the vegetarian option so much smaller than every other dish on the menu?I'm fucking starving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:32,
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just fill up on nutsthey've plenty at the bar
while you're up
pint of best
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:36,
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The last really disappointing meal I remember was a roast from what seemed to be a rather nice pubIt was completely and utterly shit. Pre-sliced beef in bisto gravy, fuck that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:00,
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I had chili con carne the other day which was just some beans with a tin of tomato soup with some wet rice and overcooked minceStill better than any meal I've ever had without meat in it though
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:01,
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I read that to the voice of Hannibal Lecter(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:03,
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That Paul Rankin cunt could use a smack in the fuckin mouth(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:06,
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Same goes for Dylan McGrath & Rachel Allen.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:08,
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Rachel Allen needs a cock in the mouth not a slap(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:09,
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Nah, she's a bog trotting munter.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10,
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It was cough candy,I'm not sure if this requires an irony check.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:16,
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I'd rather fuck the rotting corpse of Dave fucking Allen than that ugly funt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:11,
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Theres a new one on the good food channelThe secret meat something or other, the cunt on that makes me go all shouty at the Television
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:10,
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At night, I dream of choking the life slowly out of that ghastly cunt off 'Bitchin' Kitchen'I hate her fucking guts
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:12,
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The "Two Greedy Itailians" is fucking ace though(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:16,
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100% agreeGenaro Contaldo is one of the best people on television, you can shove your Charlie Brooker up your fucking cockpipe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18,
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He's the one that trained Jamie Oliver isn't he?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:23,
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That's him, he's a right funny fucker(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:37,
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The two of them together on TV is always entertaining(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:42,
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There's a few semi decent restauarants in town, alright likes, not amazingprobably run by forrins though
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18,
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Was it just a dried carp and really big potato?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:07,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:08,
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it's all he can afford now the CSA have got hold of him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:15,
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What the bluefuck?www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/british-diners-are-catching-on-to-the-pleasures-of-pairing-beer-with-food--but-the-belgians-have-been-doing-it-for-centuries-8601525.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:13,
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Beer is too bloating, wine for me please(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:15,
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Couple of beers and a g&t, then wine, then dessert wine, cognac and a liqueur coffee.then cocaine, and loads more beer. Then one last cheeky coggers to finish. TA-DAAAAAAAAA: BANKRUPTCY AND ILLNESS!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:17,
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All this, except port instead of cognac.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:21,
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All this except the cognac, port, beers, cocaine and g&tand dessert wine.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:23,
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"I hate you all, with your food woes, why can't you all be a bit more like me. I'm great, you lot are just horrible and you keep calling me a bent spast............." ohhhh you said wine not whine
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:22,
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They're a bit slowI've been drinking beer and eating food in pubs for at least two decades. I can't believe they've not caught on before.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18,
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You Frenchies have it drummed into you from a young age(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:22,
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Good beer goes well with most foodThe fizzy piss of various kinds sold all over the country does not.
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Yeah, best stick to Carling - that goes with anything.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:57,
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Oh man, I can't do the bbc quiz of the weeks news :(This is the worst day ever :(((((
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It's a really good one this week and all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18,
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One of the best!Those homebrew questions were great!! And the ones about cycle paths. Amazing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:19,
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Oh man :(can you copy and paste all seven questions and the multiple choice answers for me?
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Question One.Earlier this week someone died. Was it:
A - some ragheard nobody cares about
B - some septic nobody cares about
C - some chink nobody cares about
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:26,
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D - some links regular no one cares about?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:27,
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Mods - ban this troll please.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:33,
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That's what Quentin said shortly before his account asploded.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:45,
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Question TwoWhy is high end gaming shit?
A - Because it is.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:27,
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Question ThreeThere are talks of more redundancies in the NHS. Is this:
A - a good thing.
B - a very good thing.
C - an absolutely superb thing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:28,
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Probably the best quiz they've had in the last few months, I'd have said.(
Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:20,
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go and tell links that this is worse than when pcmechanic died(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18,
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I refer the jury to the "Carling debate" of some years ago(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:24,
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I got some homebrew stuff chompieI haven't opened the box yet I am dead scared
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:24,
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This with the bucket thingwww.homebrewwest.ie/triple-tykes-special-export-ale-40-kg-beer-kit-2786-p.asp
I dunno if I did the right thing
What if I blow up my kitchen
What if I don't have enough stuff
Oh god
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:25,
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Oh that should be easy.1: put the two cans in the sink with hot water
2: Clean the bucket and some sort of stirer with sanitiser rinse well
3: open the cans and pour into bucket
4: Add about 1/3 boiling water, 2/3 cold tap water
5: Mix the shit out of it to get air in
6: Sprinkle yeast on the top put the lid on
7: put an air lock on it (if you have one, if not then just leave the lid slightly loose)
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Ah ok, don't seem too badI'll have a crack mon/tues next week
Expect the news to talk about the great irish beer disaster
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:32,
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Two can beers kit can go from start to fermenting in about 30mins if you know what you're doing.Best to take your time on the first go. Only way to fuck it up really is to have the water too hot when you put the yeast in.
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or he could fall in and drownor he could get yeast in his eyes that goes to his brains and turns it to cheese
or he could cut his wrists on the cans
or a homeless could smell the beer and break in during the night and do things
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:39,
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or he might step in the empty cans and get his feet stuck, then have to blunder clumsily down to A&E to get help removing them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:44,
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You Irish and your crack, you just won't leave it be will you?Tsk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:42,
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Oh wait, 'newslettered'? That's not the same as 'run over'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:40,
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???? Is this some gay thing?????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:41,
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after reading it I wasn't far wrong(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:43,
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Is it a warning to all York B3tans to STAY ABOUT FROM THIS CLOWN?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:41,
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Christ we'll never hear the end of this.Waiting for yet another Dozer gaz to arrive in 3...2...1...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:43,
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You should have put vinegar on themRather than Mr Sheen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:44,
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Big fan of this new LOL here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:55,
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He'll no doubt ask for Shecondsh(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:56,
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