I'm currently "growing" my "LinkedIn" "connections".
Wanna connect? Having a warehouse manager that can't differentiate between "cost of product" and "amount of product" would totes raise my profile.

Best job is my mate Lee. He's the head of strategic planning at RBS. The guy gets a proper fucking war room with a map in it and a throne and everything. I'm WELL jelly.

By the way, I made OG watch Lord of the Rings and she's really enjoying it. She also really enjoyed the new Star Trek film. So much so that she's willing to watch Star Wars and watched some of the older Star Treks. I'm totally ruining that girl. She'll be putting on a Lieutenant Uhuru outift and booking tickets to Comicon in no time. I'm a fucking hero amongst nerds.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why is Lt Uhuru black?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Uhuru?
You knob.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Oh Christ, soz.
Not as nerdy as I look.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Because Chris Pine

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

CORRECT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

New film is rather good, btw

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Thinking about going on Wednesday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Because her parents were lazy good-fo' nutt'n NIGGERS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

No, William Shatner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Even numbers on the Star Wars Captain Kroney, always the even numbers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

DONT YOU DARE GET STAR WARS AND STAR TREK MIXED UP
BECAUSE OH GOD I DONT CARE
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)

what does that mean?
the best ones are 2, 4, 6 and 8?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

They are appreciated

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Pretty much,
although it's more like the shit ones are 1,3,5,7,9 etc
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Why is Empire Strikes Back shit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Is OG a nig nog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Nah
But red's totally her colour.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

are you dating swipe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Hahaha no
I'm nowhere near narcissistic enough for her.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

he fucking wishes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Who wishes? Hmmmmm?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

YOU SAW THE CARDIGRAN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

i wonder if i have a pic of it
if i blank out his face, i could post it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

That cardigan is awesome.
Charms thought so and she's in FASHION. So eat that.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

So that's like ... 2 people who like it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

to be fair to charms
he is basing this on a fb post that she didn't deny. she didn't exactly say, "oh yes i've been frigging myself bald over these pics ever since".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

+like Al

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

To be fair, she outright ignored it.
Which is as good as a confirmation, I reckon.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

you won't mind swipey posting a picture then will you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Of course I'd mind.
Invasion of privacy and betrayal of trust innit
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

the only pic i have is a mahoosive close-up of his froggy face
and a clump of shoulder. i could crop his head off and post the shoulder

although he used to have a pic of his face in his profile, is that still there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

spoilsport
she could post the cardigan and we may all say, "hey, that's actually a nice cardigan, shut up swipe" and you'd be vindicated.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

it is a peculiar mingling of green and brown
you would not be saying that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Dulux define such a colour as "shart"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm177/rachelswipe/cardigran_zps1d880cce.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

You may want to delete this as your pic appears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

meh
nothing that hasn't been on here before. it proves the NOT GINGER thing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Just looking out for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

also, does it?
it doesn't when i click the link!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

All you have to do is delete out the /cardigranxxxxx.jpg bit of the address.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

And now I've just told everyone who was too thick to know to do that
which is basically just you.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

There are two pics
One of THE CARDIGAN and one of you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

it's not the best one of me either
luckily i deleted the one of me and greggs hat, you animals would have had a fucking field day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Is she the ginger bird in the next shot?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

no, you must be thinking of christina hendricks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

That's no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

it looks like it was made from lentils
by TUiP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Minging green and brown.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Just brown.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

shhhh, you're ruining it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

is this post really pervy or have I misread it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

hahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Yes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Aren't all of your posts really pervy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Are they?
You've made me all self conscious now you yurt sucking big dicked daddy man child.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Oh baby you're so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

A high powered yet emotionally retarded lawyer moves in with a lackadaisical French geek with HILARIOUS consequences

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Sounds like a sitcom.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

your "thing" is that you shrug your shoulders to everything and sit around in your pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

That is indeed my thing.
Probably ought to change it for the sitcom so I don't get recognised in the street and mobbed by lusty women.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

The lawyers thing is that she is really good at her work, fierce, yet respected
but a tough northern Methodist up bringing and numerous failed relationships have left her on the brink of a crushing emotional breakdown, with HILARIOUS consequences
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i'm catholic
and arguably the most spoiled person on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

and yet you have no children...how does that work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Up the bum.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Ixnae with the harmnae

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

responsible, careful sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Sounds boring

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

FIENDS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

hang on
why am i emotionally retarded??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

BEBBEH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

my emotions were just fine
it was his that were the problem. fucking men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Bebbeh

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

*hat fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

hebbeB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah, 'cos you didn't go sniffing round his ass loads of times AT ALL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i don't do ass play

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Shame he can't say the same, really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

*assfives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

how about arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

That's why he dumped you.
All you had to do was peg him a little bit, but noooo
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

A quick spocking and he would have been over the moon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Two pink
Two stink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

woah woah these last two posts have confused me
where do the other fingers go in guys?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

wee wee wee, all the way back to Norfolk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

This sub thread hasn't really gone according to plan.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

it was a long way back to even realise where it started

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

My cardigan sure created a lot of gossip.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

we all got to see a picture of swipey as well
so if you were wondering what that distant buzzy noise was. It was the internet wanking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I'm wearing a shirt that looks a bit like a French cafe tablecloth.
They'll go nuts over that.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

COR!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

again with the corvid obsesity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

red gingham?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

worse
green checks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

i'm not dressed like a posh twat at all today
i feel a bit naked
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

darling, to me you'll always be a pleb
so don't worry about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Northern irony lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

tight blue checks

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)

it's red, white and blue?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)

looks like this one
cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0194/0451/products/wp_prod_dkb_checks_boy_folding_2_130224_large.jpg?2481
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I have a shirt just like that, expect with a spread collar instead of button down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Mine's not button down either
similar pattern, that's all. Half collar.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

they are totally green
i have the pics right in front of me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

post, post, post, post,mpost

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)