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Tell me about your fruit woes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:27, 74 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have no apples or bananas :o(
I do, however, have stotties!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I've got an apple, a pear, two satsumas and a banana = FRUIT WIN

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Braeburn and Conference, for those who like the full details.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Braeburns are shit
As are pears
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
braeburns are excellent, you shut your hoor mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Yes it is common to have differing opinions on food.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Agreed
I am not a fan of pears at all - they all need to be made into perry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Only when you ask nicely

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
YOURN common

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
*smokes fags/plays pool*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
*something witty and mildly insulting to Darth*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955275
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Christ almighty, if you don't have anything worth saying then don't say anything at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
That'll get the board moving.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I'd rather people just left it dead, frankly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
i have a banana and a massive plum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Are you Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I once vomited so explosively after eating a fruit salad at school
that it managed to spatter a little bit onto the back of a teacher's legs.

I haven't eaten fruit since.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)
is that why your teeth are all falling out and your skin looks like flaky old paint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
That's eating coal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)
This seems a sensible approach.
I guess you don't drink either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I wouldn't say that.
It's a texture thing (and to some degree, smell). I'll happily drink fresh orange and apple juice. And wine, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Phew, dodged that scurvy bullet there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Indeed.
Thankfully I'm not a picky eater generally and I do like my vegetables. Hence why I'm talking to you lot now. Oh, stop, my sides, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Whoa, check 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Morning DG
How goes the job front?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Following up a couple of things at the moment.
And I'm outta here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Cool
Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
When I was in playschool I went to tell the woman in charge of us that I wasn't feeling well.
She said "You're not going to be sick, are you?"
I said no and then vomited on her shoes.
"That was a bit naughty, wasn't it?"
I couldn't help but agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
sacre bleu!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
+rgh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I once went to the Strand
but they had ran out of banana’s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Renowned thespian Sir Derek Jacobi once propositioned me in a lift.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Did he get his Iggle Piggle out?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
That new "comedy" of his is utter gash

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I've seen two clips of it and it looked shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
you still manged two wanks and a self fisting though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I did, and I haven't even seen it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Cadfael?
That IS a comedy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Cadfail

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
i don't think gash was involved at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I saw a couple of cunts in the advert

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)
i have coffee now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
As do I
*coffee fist bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Me too \o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Careful
or there'll be tiramisu all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Not a big fan of most fruit.
I prefer vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
you make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I'm starting to realise why everyone on here is so fat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
YM/fuck/biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
My mother has always been very frugal with regards to biscuit distribution, so it can't be that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Wrong hole

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
His mum truly is a fuckbiscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
fuckybiscuit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

fuck sogg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
you do the same to me
advertising cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 14 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Oh man you'll love this, I've been offered a job in marketing in the financial sector

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I'm gonna get another coffee now
cos i've just been work awesome and I deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I'm going to get a cup of coffee in a sec
because I've been talking to a load of fuckwits as per and if I don't have a bit of a break, I will get impotently angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)
You were looking in the mirror talking shite to yourself?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
OLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
We have a right laugh on here don't we?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)
check'em

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I once spoke to a gay man
It was as ghastly as you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962191
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Only if you tell me about your veg daffodil

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

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