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Morning the internet.
refreshingnews99.blogspot.in/2013/05/swaziland-makes-it-illegal-for-witch-to.html

What laws do you think a bit silly and why?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:19, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't like the law that means if I punch a gypsy or stab one of their feral brats I'd go to prison.

70mph speed limit on motorways is silly. It made sense years ago when cars lacked safety features, but it could be raised to 90mph now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:37, Reply)
Can you imagine the TuiB family car with people wizzing past him at 90mph

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)
That car runs on parsnip juice, so can't get over 30.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)
His kids can only pedal so fast, cut them some slack yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)

some slack
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Yo, I do hope you are sticking around to reply to the answers in this thread
Nigella LAWSon is silly, for fuck sake stop pushing your chest out making innuendos and sitting down with your fake friends* just show us how to cook.


*always a token Chinese and black friend
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:43, Reply)
Needs one in a wheelchair for a full set.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)
Good morning Mr Hare.
I'm not going anywhere, it's cold and wet and windy. Fuck off massive breakfast, extra black pudding and a pot of coffee. Yay for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:48, Reply)
I've had smoked salmon & scrambled eggs this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:50, Reply)
Never been a fan of salmon.
Scrambled eggs is good though. Cooked by Nigella?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:51, Reply)
Nah cooked by some ghastly Pole in a hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)
You in Poland?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Yeah. Poznan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Never been there.
Any good? I'm looking for a holiday and want to go somewhere I've never been.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)
It would be ok for a weekend break, but no more than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
A Polish guy from my local suggested a visit to Auschwittz
Sounds a cheery day out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:03, Reply)
I hear its it a gas

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:07, Reply)
References Sex Pistol song.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
I have yet to have breakfast
I'm going for Toast with Marmite and Real Butter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Good choice.
I also approve of this.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Always real butter. Margarine can GTF.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Margarine is the Devil's spunk.
It;s made from all sorts of shit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)
She'll be going on the OFIF list

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)
What's that?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
Over Fifties I'd enjoy an evening of mutually respectful relations with

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)
Ah.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
See now that you have OG you're getting to picky

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)
When will she be going on that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)
OG's also on the OFIF list
but there it's Fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I thought she was on the UFIF list

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I think all laws must be upheld and obeyed no matter how silly or trivial.
For those still suspicious that I'm a murderer, the trail of blood leading across the bridge towards my pub, that the police are investigating this morning has nothing to do with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 8:03, Reply)
'ning Weepee
Good or bad mood today?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:07, Reply)
so far good, but that may change.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Probably just some bird blobbing in loose knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)
Typical woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Never trust something that bleeds every month.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

n
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
+and doesn't die.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)
well, that's a horrid thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
"Hate crimes" are in part pretty stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
Are you changing your name to "hate crimes"?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)
First lol of the day,

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Bastard ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)
EU migration laws
I tell you who has the right idea about that stuff, that nigel farage fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Nigel Farage

Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Morning Monty,
you East European you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
He looks odd.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I need to get ready for work but my foot's gone to sleep
WHAT DO I DO
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
DYAAKY
It's the only answer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)
walk on your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Arm yourself with grenades and semiautomatic firearms
and go to the nearest primaru school. What you do when you get there is up to you, I'm not encouraging you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)
You sound happy this morning,
Piss the bed or something?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Sorry, Monty, Windy Pig is the poster above.
I'm Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
WP is more your lone wolf, cubicle slayer, than your 'blaze of glory' school massacre type.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Mothers -in-law
They're a bit shit lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
How is sunny Poznan?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/3088171
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Well jell,
it's fucking miserable here.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Innit doe

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I got properly, properly stoned for the first time in well over a year last night.
My pal made a pipe out of a fucking potato. I ent even lyin bruv. Hilarious, but I feel distinctly foggy this morning. To think I was permanently like this from about 1988 to 2005 is a bit worrying. It's amazing I ever did anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Good morning, Bob Monkhouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Laws are silly if people just ignore them
Speed limits can be one, driving holding a phone is another. There was already "driving without due care" but some smartarse lawyer got too many people off, so-more laws. Only the lawyers benefit. Plus a yellow box on a stick can only enforce speed laws, over about 100m or so.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Hahaha I still love this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)
I love that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Why? It's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Shut up, nobody likes you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
That bloke is taking the piss.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Damn straight.
Not able to fly a broomstick over 150m? Typical piss-taking nanny state nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Even moths can fly higher than that. Before diving down to suck your blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)
That's not funny

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
They cometh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I just realised how big this is
I can't delete it if you have me on 2.0 Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Similarly, he can't hear your plea to be taken off 2.0 if he has you on 2.0
Christ, you're thicker than my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)
A lot of people in some countries believe in witchcraft.
I think someone was killed in India recen tly for being one.
I has done an edit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)
A lot of people in some countries believe in witchcraft.
A professional, who works for a professional body will not.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I know a girl that works on the council that does white wiccan spells about stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Do they work?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
This is a silly question, I know they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
she thinks they do.
And when they don't she blames some sort of cosmic crosswind that blew the spell away from the ears of her earth goddess.
I don't talk to her much anymore if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Sounds like her spell worked then

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
that was mean

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I am in a fairly rotten mood WP
back in the office after being ill all weekend. Still pretty ropey.

Might go for a bacon sandwich, cures all ills.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I think prohibition laws are a bit silly.
and also rather inconvenient.
It would be a far more civilised world if I could pop into my local newsagents for a little bag of weed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)
this did make me lol
m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/15/american-dies-dribble-soccer-brazil
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Female circumcision shouldn't be illegal, I mean blokes do it all the time
Shit, AA volunteered!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)
It's fucking babbaric.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
It's what, sorry?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Barbaric, not very nice.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Oh OK, for some reason I thought you said 'babbaric'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
One handed typing.
I'm eating.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)
You're eating your own man batter after wanking over female genital mutilation?
A new low pookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
"babbaric" = similar to a elephant wearing a green suit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Ah, got it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)
I never liked that series.
Moomins were good though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Well sure, everyone loved Moo0mind
(you ninja shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Are you drunk already, Pooks?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
One handed typing.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)
You're wanking while thinking about female genital mutation?
I new low pookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I was eating,
I's saving my wank for later. I shall inform you when, and you can webcam if you like.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
'Hello again breakfast'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
*sucks finger*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Eew

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
The jews seem to deal with it alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Bad assed bleeding bitch 'as ruined itchy cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Oh c'mon. nothing? really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
No even a titter
Or a "Jolie" as I call them
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
There's nothing for a babar joke either :(
everyone's a critic...
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Terrible. All that effort. For what? NOTHING.
Ungrateful cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
We're wasted here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Shhhh, battered is sensitive about his morning drinking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
HE DOESNT DRINK SPIRITS HE GETS TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER TWICE A DAY

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Hahaha
And he's looking for a house between 500k and 650k cos he can afford it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
correct.
Stamp duty is going to be a cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I didn't get the "ric" bit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
+ Park
Where giant French prehistoric elephants are brought back to life
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Well I'm calling the "fgm subthread" a roaring success

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
It's a cut above normal threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Pfft
This may be why no girls post anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
don't get in a flap about it you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
stop attaching labials to people!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
no fannying around here is there

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Roaring like a hippo's yawn.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I think we need a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I think a thread about how lovely I am would be good.
You know, as a character reference in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Short thread then...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)
why are you picking on me?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I'm just pulling your pigtails and running away
you sexy beast you
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I'll be behind the bike sheds at first break.
I'm not wearing any knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)
What's with all the WP bullying today?
Did you know the guy he killed or something?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
he owed me money

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I think we are getting closer to a motive here.
So you hired WP to bump this bloke off over an unpaid debt?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

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