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Too many food threads round here, stop eating, fatties.

This is really cool: mentalfloss.com/article/48844/how-working-class-couple-amassed-priceless-art-collection

Do you own any art? Who's your favourite artist?

EDIT: added a comma so it doesn't look like cannibalism
alt: What pretentious wank shouldn't count as art?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:54, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My life is my art, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

+alt:

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I don't like to overeact at all but :
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

oh wow is that a Tracy Emin?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

she looks riddled

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Kent innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Dirty Kent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Smelly garage

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

It's pretty ugly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Almost certainly

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

You've spelled the 28th one 'fcku' you tit

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Amadues

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I miss spot the leg

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I can't say I'm too into 'art' really, I've never been fussed with going round galleries.
I think a childhood of being dragged round stately homes to look at awful paintings of dead rich people has soured me on it.

Blindspot yeah, but I can't be arsed correcting it.

alt: it's not up to me to decide what 'art' is, I think one of the biggest shittest conversations currently going on is the 'are games art?' bullshit and it's so futile and ridiculous. Everything's art/nothing's art, fucking deal with it.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I have paintings, etc
Art is subjective innit

Alt:
Modern art. Unmade beds? FUCK OFF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Philistine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I like Lowry's stuff, as it reminds how fortunate I am not to live in the north.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

They are full sized portraits of you though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

lols,

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

He's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Just for having an opinion on Lowry...
Seems harsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

not clicking on that link, sorry - it says 'working class' in the url

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Just saying that thread is fucking shit and my chicken thursday therad was much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

That's like comparing white dog shit against brown dog shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

white is clearly genetically superior

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

At least it's not another food thread

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Even Joey Deacon's thread earlier was better than this

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)

it had a certain charm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Typical lettuce slicing prick behaviour.

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Just cos you only use lettuces to farm snails you "grenouille" bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I saw a room full of matisse and decided they were shit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I like Matisse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I like Macoffees

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)

dunno what ths is soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

please don't question my paper thin opinions :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

that's ok an opinion is never wrong
misguided or ill informed maybe, but never wrong.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Nah Matisse is a gay shit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

see? Misguided.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I might joint my chicken and make a casserole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

maybe with some chorizo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Stick a lemon up your bum too

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

ok, know what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

what?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

what should I know?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

how to whittle a rudimentary banjo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

oh I know that
just get me a beech tree and knife made of a shark's tooth, you'll have one in four hours
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Top stuff Theobina

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

This is boring,
why are you boring me?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

tell me a good chicken recipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Coq au Vin

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

no YOUN ARE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Chicken Jalfrezi

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

oooh curry good idea
I know fabntastic butter chicken recipe but it's SO bad for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Honey & Dijon Mustard Chicken Tonight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

grim : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Has Kroney just blown his brains out in a French nursery school?

( Peej, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

fingers crossed!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

That's shitty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

He's in his 60s?
But he looked so fresh and young!
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Now that's art

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

what's happened?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I blew my brains out in a French primary school
you lettuce-munching illiterate.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

What do you have against food?
I don't own any art. Clearly the best artist is whoever did that dogs playing poker poster.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

LOOK A GIRL!
Hey Amberl, how's tricks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Not bad cheers, yourself?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Not bad, work are flogging me at the moment though, so been pretty tired and stressed, but that's working life reallY!
What brings you in today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Glad things are good
just popping back in to say hi really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I ate a painting of a pizza once

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Oh shit it's a girl? Never mind I didn't say owt

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

hahahahah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

More flavour than the real thing
pizza is shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

What? Get off my internet.

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

You're the third person who's said that to me
You're all clearly fucking idiots or lying for attention
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Being both is always an option
but nah gone off pizza. It's boring.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

pizza rules.
None of that stuffed crust shit though. Or those novelty pizzas that Dominos do for world cups and films.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

this guy gets it
hold me stunned
hold me
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I was listening to the radio the other day
and there was a debate over whether things that take longer to cook than the pizza should be allowed as toppings e.g. roast chicken.

I am in the no camp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

chicken is shit on pizza

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

stuffed crust is pointless and disappointing
PIzza Slut now do one with an entire hotdog in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

looks like a dachshunds penis poking out of the crust.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

it's straight out of the mind of some fuck cunt teenager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)

The irritating thing is the cheese and hot dog are very poor quality
or at least they could be better. Mind you, it's hardly a premium product.

I think you have to keep it italian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Hey, he's not the one who licks the flavour off crisps.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the flavouring is the best bit alright

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Sad clown on black velvet FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

*sad trombone*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I got this in canvas and I love it.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pug-Dog-Pop-Art-Print-Poster-s127-/110671215008
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Is it a self portrait?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

of my soul.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
that's the most hideous thing I've ever seen, apart from Kroney's cardigan
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

You're mum's face is the most hideous thing i've ever seen, even when she wiped my spunk and shit off it with Kroney's cardigan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

i'm just pleased you've finally got some action

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Me too mate, me too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I have started a new thread

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)