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In light of our newly returned MODImma gonna start a holiday thread
What do you look forward to in a holiday?
Alt:What do you miss most whilst on holiday?
Alt:alt: what is your idea of a dream holiday? or what is your idea of a holiday hell?
alt:alt:alt:Holiday Fruit woes?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:06,
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Typical Frenchy giving up all the time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:08,
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maybe pull some hilarious pranks on your cowaorkers, with hilarious consequences(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:08,
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Also it is "National Admin week", lets tlka about that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:08,
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lets talk about you and me,lets talk about all the good things..........ZZZZzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:15,
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i thought this might interest chompy at least(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:18,
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He's busy them paperclips aint gonna sell themselves(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:19,
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Yes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:11,
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Well after Val Kilmercould it get any worse?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:13,
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errr the Val kilmer thread was actually very popular AKSHULLY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:15,
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Yeah yeah....so fruit woes?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:16,
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My boiler is broken againI repressurised the tank, but it's not turning on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:09,
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I sat in a tractor on Sunday, tat was fun(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:11,
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I'm eating butternut squash soup(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:15,
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i had a cheese and salad and marmite sandwich as these were the only sandwich ingredients that I had(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:16,
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drinking soup. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:16,
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I disagree, I'm eating it from a bowl and using cutlery;drinking soup applies to drinking it from a mug I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:18,
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you fucking hippy soup wanker. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:30,
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I wore shorts yesterday for only the second time this year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:12,
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My copy of "Bring up the Bodies" arrived today, it cost £3.50 plus £3 postagethe day after it was dispatched I saw it in sainsburies for £3.
I didn't eben need to line teh pockets of those "evil" tax dodging bastards at Amazon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:14,
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My favourite holiday was sailing on the Ionian sea with my dad and brother. Cruising from island to island, eating the freshest fish and drinking lovely cold beets. Swimming in the crystal clear sea water. It was ace.
I don't really miss anything except the dogs.
Also, can I ask about Neville Neville? I mean, what sort of a fucking name is that?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:16,
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I saw that but football talk tends to get a negative response(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:18,
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how was your charity run thing? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:29,
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I have a customer called George George(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:21,
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That's also a stupid name. is George stupid? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:31,
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I've not had any bother with him yet.He's bought stuff and kept it, pretty much the model customer so far.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:35,
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well Neville Neville is a rapist. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:41,
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And I love your dress
You're a juvenile success
Because your face is a mess
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:46,
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I bought some doughnuts at lunchtime.They are ring doughnuts with white icing and blue and pink sprinkles. They look fearsomely patriotic.
I have two left, would anyone like one?
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I only like proper british donuts with jam in and sugar on the outsideyour paki-yank donuts can fak off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:19,
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I prefered it when it said Conuts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:21,
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Booblas are kick ass doughnuts.You'd be a dick to think otherwise, unless you haven't had them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:33,
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not had them and I'm not googling that at work(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:38,
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reminds me of the 80s calculator 'classic'55378008
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:43,
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eww no thanks, doughnuts are revolting(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:21,
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Have you seen the Voodoo doughnut place (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:23,
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i heard they had a donut baking prodigy there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:24,
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I don't get this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:28,
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Yep that would Probs. be the reason why(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:31,
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I'd like to work in a doughnut factory, and put the jam in. That'd be ace.
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Fuck I was sad enough to laugh at this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:24,
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well keep working hard at your course and maybe one day you will(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:30,
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Q1: What is the difference between a jam doughnut and a custard doughnut?(, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)
one's filled with custard and the other is filled with jam(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:38,
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I didn't spend last night custarding my cock up your gran's poo-hole?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:42,
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So do you know anything about this?www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/horrendous-act-of-cruelty-threeweekold-lambs-ears-are-cut-off-8618982.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:30,
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I am looking forward very much to a holidayIt will most likely be Centerparcs this year
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Nothing at all.
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Dream - Warm, somewhere to swim, beers, good food, relaxing, reading a few books, listening to music
Hell - 18-30, forced entertainment, FULL ENGLISH
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I dropped an apple on my toe - does this count?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:34,
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Never been to a Centreparcs.I'm off to this in August.
www.rebellionfestivals.com/
Looking forward to seeing the Damned aagain. Ane Lene Lovich, never seen her live.
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I had a lot of input in the refurbs of Longleat and Sherwood forest centre parcsand got a free holiday out of them, with the greatest respect I was bored out of my mind within 3 days
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:42,
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Off to the Penrith one I think(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:42,
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Indeed thisI would not PAY to go to Wales
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:48,
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Two little Boys lols.t was billed as a "rare stage appearance" and "an opportunity to hear his classic songs including Stairway to Heaven, Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport, Sun Arise and Two Little Boys."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22594336
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I've seen Rolf liveI wasn't bummed at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:42,
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I've just signed up for the Great North Run (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:44,
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You could have had Battered's place.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:47,
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*throws bottle of piss*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:46,
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We were just talking about this last nightThat occured at the Leeds festival when RATM were playing at the same time.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:47,
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It was pretty harsh considering they were just a couple of teenage girls.I was at Reading when 50 Cent got the same treatment though and that was well lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:49,
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50 Cent is a monumental cuntand a shit rapper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:49,
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All of Reading Festival 2004 agree with you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:51,
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I had my piss shipped in specially(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:51,
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Having nothing to do and daytime drinking.Alt: Nothing, the point of a holiday is to get away from your normal life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:43,
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Wankers who take their Blackberries and check emails every 5 mins(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:43,
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some people are contractually obliged to check them (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:48,
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first LOL of the day, that's superb(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:50,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1968499
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:55,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:58,
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Come on Nakers, think, man - think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:06,
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*closes the bread bin*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:17,
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Yes. Stunned poster is one of them, although true to form he doesnae do it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:50,
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So, when I'm on holiday I can insist that someone else clean up the shit filled nappies and get up at 6.30am every day?(, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)
But surely she can argue that she's on holiday tooand then we hit what is commonly known as an impasse. Or as you and I would know it, a massive fucking row.
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£24 for one fucking night's camping.One-man backpacking tent for fuck's sake, not a Monty yurt. It's in Sheppey. The guy said you have use of the pool and nightclub. Holiday camp clubs are the pits, and if I want a swim there's the sea. £24. Fuck off.
Ninja edit.
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Are you going through a tunnel?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:54,
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