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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How do you go about WINNING on the internet?
When was the last time you got to go 'Ha! In your face random forum poster you're naught but a FOOL, A FOOL I TELLS YA!' and they remained forever your internet-bitch?
Alt: I'm going to Monty's clubnight, I'm assuming it's fancy dress so I'll be going as TVs Craig Charles in his Red Dwarf getup. When was the last time you dressed as a twat in public?
Altalt: Best thing to put in a pitta bread or something.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:45, 79 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
When was the last time you got to go 'Ha! In your face random forum poster you're naught but a FOOL, A FOOL I TELLS YA!' and they remained forever your internet-bitch?
Alt: I'm going to Monty's clubnight, I'm assuming it's fancy dress so I'll be going as TVs Craig Charles in his Red Dwarf getup. When was the last time you dressed as a twat in public?
Altalt: Best thing to put in a pitta bread or something.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:45, 79 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm the best one here, that's how I know that I win
alt: Fancy dress is for cunts, children and the childish.
altalt: kebab meat
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
alt: Fancy dress is for cunts, children and the childish.
altalt: kebab meat
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Needs moar HSH
I'm nice to everyone
alt: Right now
Altalt:By Pitta bread you mean YM right?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm nice to everyone
alt: Right now
Altalt:By Pitta bread you mean YM right?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
It's not possible to win on the internet
Best you can hope for is a zing, but that's a fleeting victory.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Best you can hope for is a zing, but that's a fleeting victory.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
1. This morning
2. This morning
3. nommy pully bayconz and chorizo
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
2. This morning
3. nommy pully bayconz and chorizo
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
How did you WIN this morning Mon?
Please provide a link and/or badly drawn storyboards
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Please provide a link and/or badly drawn storyboards
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I wasn't aware that the internet was a competition.
How am I faring?
Alt: I don't think I have ever worn fancy dress.
Altalt: Halloumi, onion, peppers, hummus, Encona hot pepper sauce and some sort of salad leaves.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
How am I faring?
Alt: I don't think I have ever worn fancy dress.
Altalt: Halloumi, onion, peppers, hummus, Encona hot pepper sauce and some sort of salad leaves.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Something about your mum I really can't be bothered to try any harder than that
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
it's this sort of laisez fair attitude that's killing OT
personally i blame Kroney the snail eating piss weasel
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
personally i blame Kroney the snail eating piss weasel
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Makes sense, why else would we use a French phrase to describe it?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Your problem is that you think you're untouchable - holier than thou, even.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Told someone yesterday they were talking about the wrong wizard from LOTR
Only when I write it like that do I realise how utterly geeky that sounds (they mistook Ian McKellen for Christopher Lee).
Alt: Did drag for a friend's birthday a couple of years ago.
AltAlt: Grilled chicken that's been marinaded.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Only when I write it like that do I realise how utterly geeky that sounds (they mistook Ian McKellen for Christopher Lee).
Alt: Did drag for a friend's birthday a couple of years ago.
AltAlt: Grilled chicken that's been marinaded.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaa
wrong wizard! Classic.
We have a right larff here
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
wrong wizard! Classic.
We have a right larff here
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
There is a not-very-well disgused EDL group called "Unplugged Debate"
They were talking about how they've always hated Help For Heros, and how it's nothing new to hate on them, so...
Me: How meny backwards gears does your bike have?
Them: Many
Me: Haha, thought so.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
They were talking about how they've always hated Help For Heros, and how it's nothing new to hate on them, so...
Me: How meny backwards gears does your bike have?
Them: Many
Me: Haha, thought so.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cos everybody knows fat birds don't fly."
Alt: many would agree every time I leave the 'owse.
Altalt: chips and ketchup.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Alt: many would agree every time I leave the 'owse.
Altalt: chips and ketchup.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)
+ 'Ha! In your face random forum poster you're naught but a FOOL, A FOOL I TELLS YA!'
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I'm afraid you've been 'zinged' here.
Zinged good and proper.
I think this is right.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Zinged good and proper.
I think this is right.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I think you accidentally rested your enormous gut on the keyboard
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I think I'd better simply DMAAKM.
I'm clearly not very good at the internet.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm clearly not very good at the internet.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Nahhh you're alright Vage
I'll just get Nakers to take you under his wing and teach you about quality over quantity
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I'll just get Nakers to take you under his wing and teach you about quality over quantity
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I won on the internet when I pointed out all dwarf actors are not the same person.
I got a trophy and everything
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I got a trophy and everything
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
You're just not putting the effort into your questions these days.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Aw man PWNED by mine own PTARD or summat
Where am I going wrong b?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Where am I going wrong b?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
With reference to Monty's upsetting of Pooflake on QOTW
I was always pertty certain that the "ploppy son of ploppy" account was also Pooflake.
Which would make the whoel situation doubly sad, since he would be using a sock pupppet to defend himself.
B3th? Can you confirm whether this is true or not?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I was always pertty certain that the "ploppy son of ploppy" account was also Pooflake.
Which would make the whoel situation doubly sad, since he would be using a sock pupppet to defend himself.
B3th? Can you confirm whether this is true or not?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Sorry, I was distracted by doing some actual 'work'.
It doesn't happen very often, so I try not to interrupt it once it's started.
You know, like married men and sex.
I'll have a look for you, shall I?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
It doesn't happen very often, so I try not to interrupt it once it's started.
You know, like married men and sex.
I'll have a look for you, shall I?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I wouldn't know anything about married men and sex.
But thanks for looking into it for me.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
But thanks for looking into it for me.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
They appear to have the same ro similar surnames,
but not the same first names. I suspect they may be related in some way.
/horrendous abuse of what little mod power I do have.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
but not the same first names. I suspect they may be related in some way.
/horrendous abuse of what little mod power I do have.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I left them up your wife's chuff.
It's no wonder you haven't found them yet.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
It's no wonder you haven't found them yet.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
No that would make b3th Emvee shoving stuff up my wifes minge like that, how dare she.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
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