I said this earlier today -
"Yet you guys throw all sorts of stuff at me about my marriage, how my wife looks and really inappropriate stuff about my daughter.
Here I am, mostly happily married for 15 odd years, a fairly well adjusted, smart and active kid, financially secure no matter what I chose to do.
Cheers"

And Rory chose to post this -
thats what your fat retarded kid said when she was sucking me off for a bag of haribo.
I really need to get some standards at some point
I've done /mailus
Anyone else who feels like getting rory/Fu Manchu/ what-ever-other-name's he's chosen getting their comeuppance now's your chance.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:25, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please mail mods on my behalf.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Hang on.
Why are we railing against this person?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It's RORY and I was banned for saying something about someones kids
NOW HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY KIDS AND HE SHOULD GET BANNED THAT IS LEGITIMATE GROWN UP JUSTICE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Oh sorry, this is Ringofyre posting to try and get Rory banned not you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

he doesn't know how to post offtopic things on offtopic so I thought I'd help
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1976957
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Right, I see. All clear now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm helpful.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

You are. I can see why your girlfriend finds you a dependable and caring lover.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Not as helpful (or LOVELY) as ME though Chompers.
Check out Suggestions.
:D
*Prouds*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

hee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

as do I

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7zDebveHeM&feature=player_detailpage#t=63s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

no youtubes at works :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

The Day Today opening titles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It should jump to someone saying 'JUSTICE'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

You should jump to the pavement*
*from a tall building if that isn't clear
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

It wasn't clear.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I don't get it

( Peej, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)

No-one's interested in your marital woes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1977291
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Rory is on of the best on here Chomps WTF are you doing?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*links to joey__deacon post*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

links to sucks
st le
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

You're the best one here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Now I'm confused

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

^^FACTS^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

yeah, ffs sake get rid of harters first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

chins up lardy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Piss off
I am now both upset and angry
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

an hun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Come to think of it I am a bit peckish

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Now, I know I'm old and senile
but that really confused me then.
I had to go and look back at QOTW and everything. So thanks for that, Chompy, you cunt.

Now I've got 'desperate attention-seeking spastic' all over me. And it isn't even my week for taking a shower.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

oh my god everything is inside out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

upsidedown and round and round

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Whatchoo waitin' for?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

What the actual fuck has become of this place.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Gone to shit, lost many good posters
Granted, my being here also probably makes it worse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

You don't want to know The LOVELY Lightguy.
You just don't want to know.
Have some pandering anyway.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Hello stuj, hope the penguins are well, I seem to remember you are fond of penguins

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah, they're missing me terribly.
:(
They're still sexy though.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I might get a chance to see your friends Kitty and apple this weekend.
How exciting is that??!?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Oh Chompy.
:(
AGAIN with the kidnapping?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

It's in his blood.


Unlike the ransom notes which will be in their blood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

first clcik of a dire day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

oh man that sounds good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:49, Reply)

But only if you can round up the rohypnol and the gaffer tape?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I sadly don't think I've seen darling Apples since I vomited in her bathtub
I miss and love her, though, pass that on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

She'll have to respond to my email before anythings arranged.
But I'm sure I'll be able to hunt her down.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

It's well shit innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

No, youn are

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Hello darling, hope you're well, you are a shining light in the darkness

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Yes, that's me, speaking.
I'm reasonably OK, how about you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

he's a prick is what he is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Internet TRUTH, right here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

your a prick an all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, now, steady on.
That's just MEAN.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

I have a black, black heart and no mistake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Wiggerlols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

that's very cruel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I can't remember did you snog or punch chompy in the face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

both

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

at the same time
or was one a consequence of the other?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

dammit we need answers man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Hahahahaha you fucked Sexface.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Is it me or has this place gone the same way as Crimewatch?
I remember when both were funny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

i dunno, Nick Ross on rape was pretty funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)

He's no Chompy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)

that's the thing about old chomp
you may wake up with a sore end and weeping rectum, but you'll definitely have a laugh!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

we need more conversations like this
www.tickld.com/t/118874
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Which account is he using this week?
So I can wave to him.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)