Hello B3ta.
It's beer o'clock. When is your Friday beer o'clock? Or do you have a work thing?
Ideas for the weekend please, I've got fuck all to do until Tuesday evening. I'm thinking of test driving the new tent, and doss bag.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:05, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

my stomach is still weird from beer o'clock last night, I am rubbish at beer o'clock
I think you should put the tent up and down in as many places as possible, so you are prepared for any eTENTuality
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)

DYAAKY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Yay for new tents.
I am stuck working which bites the wiener. Might get the boat home tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Fancy a pint later?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I feel like Alan Partridge at the garage with the windscreen washer fluid now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

alright Pooksy B
Beer o'clock is half five. I also have a packed weekend.

No rest for the devilishly handsome.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Or indeed for you, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

you just aren't putting much effort into your vicious and bullying zings anymore, are you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

RIGHT THAT'S IT - 550 REPLY THREAD HERE WE GO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I finish at 6pm every day.
Not for the the Cap Placid/Tango life of the part timer - and it takes me an hour each way to commute. However, because I am PUNK FUCKING ROCK (read: an alkie) I tend to have a beer on the tube in DEFIANCE of the rules. Proper anarchist, me.

I don't know what 'a work thing' is, unless you mean 'a job' in which case yes I do. of sorts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

My commute, door to door, is about an hour.
I don't drink on public transport though. That's common as muck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I am way past caring.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

In Yorkshire? Right-o!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

They've banned drinking on whippet drawn carriages.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Something not quite right about this idea.
Can't put my finger on it though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

You think you have it hard my commute takes me about 15 Mins.
even worse on a Fri. some times it can take as long as 10 Mins.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

My commute takes as long as it takes to walk downstairs and into my office.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)

My beer o'clock is imminent
bbq in the garden + beer = win.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Pub.
Followed by more pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I'm in the pub right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I'm pubbing as I type this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Test driving a tent? Is this camping in your garden?
Im off at 5 then home to cook a bit and crack open some Cava. Nice.

I've got a whole nother week at work then Im off to Paris. If it rains I wont be happy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Economy caravans sure have gone downhill

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

and of
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Mine will not be until around 9 tonight
boo hiss
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)

alright Angel Krislington?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Hoping to not be so angelic this evening.
I'm going to a party. Where there will be rednecks! Fire! Booze! Camo!
How are you Lord Montsbury?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Pretty fucking bad, truth be told.
But I have my little one staying tomorrow night and it's gonna be BBQ weather on Sunday so not all bad news. Plus I got paid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

*does the money dance*
but also :( for bad things
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Gotta sell my flat, K.
Sadtimes.

But then I will have no debt = goodtimes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

That sucks, but being debt free is fantastic.
I'm sure there's a country song out there to explain how you're feeling.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Achy Breaky Wallet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

bahaha
probably something by taylor swift
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

There's an EDL march down here in Cov, if you can make it down Pooks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

They're unbelievable!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

+ You Buy One You Get One Free!!! I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

*dagger eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Ohhhh man I hope the do "Mr Blue Sky"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I quite like like the EDL.
They provoke national debate on the immigration issue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You know who has the right idea about that stuff?
That UK Garage fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Richard Blackwood?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Tent and doss bag are ultra lightweight backpacking kit.
I'm going to do a few walks this year, possibly the coast to coast.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)

HAHAHA I''VE MADE A STRIKETHROUGH SO YOU SAY 'WANKS' INSTEAD OF 'WALKS'!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

You card you.
*Buys you a pint*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Gawd bless yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

are you aware of inventions such as the car, train or even a horse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

yer the guy that invented horses is still pissed off that he didn't patent it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I'm totally on nights.
So beer o'clock is Saturday, 9AM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)

See you down the bus shelter yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

a bunch of young mne were drinking cognac and coke in the park at 7am this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

How vulgar.
With coke? Ugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I NO RITE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Ah, morning drinking.
Character building. Don't you work for the NHS? A friend of mine does, she's a nurse on permanent nights during the week, she goes absolutely fucking mental at weekends re the booze.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Yes.
I am going out to see a local band in th enearest town on Saturday night.
Their lead guitarist is known locally as 'the filipino Satriani'.
On account of him being Filipino and liking widdly-widdly fretwankers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I am saving myself for Theobanfest 2013
No beers and an early night for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Is that really happening?
I don't think it is, dude
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

:(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Well he's fucking vanished innee?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Could just be offline due to being "over here"
and not having the internets on his phone.

But if you've got your little'un tomorrow night not sure I fancy hanging around the Crown and Shuttle on my own, yelling "Theoban!" occasionally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Or worse, having a table with a little sign saying, "b3ta" on it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Isn't a Balloon hat the universal attire for these occasions?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

_+ boss eyed, hitler hair, lego in orifice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Not at proper bashes.
At proper bashes you just sidle up to someone who looks like a fat mental and ask them if they're "from the internet".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

^ the voice of experience

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Baldmonkey, always in are harts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:16, Reply)

I wouldn't buy that place in Milton Keynes if I were you
it doesn't appear to have a bathroom.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It has a bathroom it's called Milton Keynes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)

shit
*phones estate agent*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Are you moving in with Psycho Chomp?
Are you his new girlfriend?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i don't believe Monty is sex worker...


yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*starvingtodeathlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you should go on holiday to sub-saharan africa
"a right laugh from start to finish woukld go again 5 stars Stunned Ross
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

He just gives it away for free?
How scandalous.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

My parents brought me up to share, what can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Sharing is caring, after all.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Not if you’re sharing Scabies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I've already had 4

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

rentboys?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)