why don't you try shaving your asscrack and report back on that?
I'm thinking of buying a nose job with my bonus. But I'm scared as I've never had an operation. Hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:59, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ask Battered for advice he has bought similar things

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Blow Jobs count right?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Swipers, if you do that then that will cement your position as WTN.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

why? has he had a nose job?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I have no idea, but having a completely unnecessary cosmetic procedure purely for vanity reasons would render you WTN.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)

if something really upsets you - and mine isn't that bad, I've just always hated it - and affects your confidence
Then I don't think taking steps to change it is necessarily a bad thing. Within reason, obv, not a total facial reconstruction
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah, that's how people with body dysmorphia justify wanting to have a perfectly healthy leg lopped off.
If, as you say, yours isn't that bad, then why the fuck are you even considering it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

because I've always hated it
And when I found out about my colleague and how happy she is with it now, it made me think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Couple of things here.
1.Your colleague would probably tell everyone she was happy with it, even if she wasn't, to avoid looking like a gullible prick with more money than sense.

2. (for the 3rd time) if yours isn't so bad, just fucking leave it alone. If the money is burning a hole in your pocket then give it to charity FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Or buy me a new bike.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

General anesthetic is fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I've only ever had drops in my eyes for LASIK
That was fucking terrifying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It's just a fantastic sleep.
With added vomiting when you wake up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

if I think about the aftermath, esp the swelling and black eyes
I'll never have it done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Is he one of Kony's lot?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Not you, you silly frenchman

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Alright Streisand

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

A former colleague of mine had one.
Mind you, she had a conk like an aircraft carrier runway beforehand.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

NO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

This is actually the single most tragic thing you have ever posted.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I disagree
If you dislike something, have the stones to fix it, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

No.
Not in this case. It's your nose, I guess.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

fake tits are gross, I agree
But nobody would ever spot a new nose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That's not the point. Cosmetic surgery is a sign of low self-esteem.
When it doesn't fix the underlying problem, people start blaming it on another part of their body and get further surgery.

I just don't see it as a solution to a problem, more likely a further symptom. Like I said, it's your nose.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I don't think it's that black and white
Eg I have a colleague who had a nose job. She says it's the best thing she ever did, because her original schnozz was awful, and now she's much more confident.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

If you're pinning your confidence on your looks, you've got something else you need to work on.
You're the first person to have a go at people for being shallow enough to make a decision based on looks.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

if I said, I can't date that guy, he has an awful nose, that would be shallow
To say, I would prefer to have a prettier nose myself is not the same thing, is it? I don't see it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

But it's as PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

If you dislike your own nose for purely aesthetic reasons, it's incredibly shallow, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Typical excuse used by a Munter

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Did you sneak a Michael Jackson song title in here on purpose?
I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Original Schnozz is such a great tune.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You've already admitted that yours isn't bad.
Your colleagues one was awful. If it genuinely was, then fair enough. But if yours isn't, then stop being a prick.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

That's the thing, it's not a bad nose at all, it suits her face
what she's basically admitting to is massive self confidence issues brought about by her overbearing father who nonced her up like a good un after her mother passed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

you and rory should so become therapists

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Someone had to
the
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

And additionally, she probably has no real intention of doing it
she just wants a load of internet shut-ins to rally round her saying "but Swipey you're so gawjus, stay just the way you are bbz xxx".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ol' Vichy boy here is correct
If you start to actually appreciate yourself more and accept that it is only a magazine image of beauty that is pushed upon the gullible then society would all be happier.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

this would be nice
But it'll never ever happen. I'm taking an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" approach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Agreeing with Al, online.
And there's some fairly hefty competition.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

oh man :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I recommend you don't watch any documentaries on the subject
Watching someone taking a hammer and chisel to the face and then looking like a panda afterwards is not for the squeamish.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah I think you should spend your money on getting your nose smashed and trimmed.
I'm amazed you've lived so long with it as it is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)