Fuck that shit.
Jeremy Irons has been defending celebrity nonces/ Who's next up for a good hard Yew Treeing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:47, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Am I being thick?
What is the word they have blanked out - "b*****ing"??
Also, I like that they have pointed out that he once portrayed a paedophile on film.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I can't bring myself to write such a foul disgusting word and I'm glad it was starred out
but its what they call it when a filthy sick fag sticks his cock up another males arse
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

'Bartlebying?'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Thats the one

( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

It's a click from me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Ah yeah
I am being thick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

He's kind of got a point, though he's not putting it terribly well.
Retroactively applying modern standards and definitions to cases thirty or more years ago is slightly dodgy justice. Has the definition of child abuse remained the same for these past forty years? I have no idea.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Retroactively applying modern standards would have all surviving Led Zeppelin members in prison in a trice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, which I think is why they're arresting so many people.
I can't seriously entertain the idea that all these men were raping underage kids.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Sadly, the fact that they keep getting charged and convicted rather suggests that they were.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Depends what he's being done for though
I'm sure rape of an underage girl was still a crime in 1967
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Not to detract from your point
but consensual sex between two men was a crime in 1967 as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Not by the end of 1967
They thought the law was wrong and changed it, I think Bill Roache is out of luck of he thinks they will make the rape of 15 year old girls legal
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

i don't want to agree with this (and not just because it's kroney) but i kind of do
different standards.

also, there is a huge difference between a 15 year old girl all dressed up and made-up and looking to pull, and a sick child. also, i know what some of the girls in my year were like at school, for example - frankly you'd have feared for the grown men, in some cases.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

This
When I raped that 15 year old it was really her fault because she looked over 18 and was dressed like a slut.
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

most of my friends were desperate to lose their virginity by 15
obviously that is different to rape, and i suspect that even a cornishman knows that...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Well Bill Roach has been charged with 2 counts of rape against a 15 year old girl
and five indecent assaults involving four girls aged between 11 or 12 and 16. I don't think the "they were desperate to lost their virginity" defence will cut it.
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

you'd need to know the individuals involved
it's probably a gross older man, agreed.

but if one of them were to be like my old schoolfriend nicola, who was the first in our year to lose it at 12, and who'd slept with over 40 blokes before she turned 16, well.... they'd be lying, is what i think!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Exactly, and we don't know the individuals
What we do know is regardless of what the media are saying, the police believe there is enough evidence that he raped and sexually assaulted children to charge him.
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Oi leave "Nicola" alone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

well, it is true that the police never ever make mistakes...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Ask Monty
He went to the festival dedicated to noncing. I think it was The Treworgey Yewtree Fayre of 1989
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Celebrities have absolutely no reason to be more intelligent or sensitive than the rest of us.
They just get quoted a lot more often. if you read all of the stupid comments on the daily Fail website, and imagine them being said by famous people, it would be about the same. Some people just assume that because they admire someone's acting or musical ability, that makes them better than the rest of us twats.

Luckily, celebrities constantly remind us that this is not the case.

The film they should have mentioned is 'dead ringers', where he plays twin brothers who are gynaecologists. I read the book when I was a teenager. These brothers have some rather bizarre incestuous sex with one another. I've never seen the film, so I don't know if they kept that bit of the story in. I'm not sure I'd like to see Jeremy Irons bending himself roughly over a desk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

My great auntie used to babysit him
Just sayin'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Did he keep an archive of the times she failed as a babysitter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Yes, I believe he did

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I'm so fucking bored of Yew Tree, the media are boring cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

i particularly like that he is saying that the girls were asking for it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I can just imagine them telling all their friends:
"I'm going to be on Top of the Pops! I hope someone takes me backstage to hold me down and grunt over me a few times before spuffing his muck up me."

"You're so lucky! If it happens, and he tears your vagina, I will be so jealous!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Not all sex is bad b3th, you need to get out more.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

What, and have sex?
I can see a couple of reasons why that won't be happening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Are you still locked in your house?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

No, we got a new lock fitted the same day.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

yeh let's face it what girl wouldnt want to be taken advantage of by those sexy top of the pops presenters

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I would have let Jane Middlemiss put her hand up my skirt when I was 15 if you know what I mean!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

exactly!
its not rape at all, they all wanted it
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

This guy gets it!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Leave ssg alone you nonce

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

cheers, preciated

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)

To this day Simon Bates gives me a right bone-on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Psychochomp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

talking to yourself again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I've got my money on another older celebrity!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

prince philip?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I'm s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o Yew Tree Dot Com.
Yeeewwww Treeeee, dot com (moon pig)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

oh you rancid little cunt
i'll be singing that ALL DAY now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Haha, gutted.
Just make sure you blurt it out infront of an important client.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

All this "applying modern standards to old cases" talk seems a bit odd to me
It was only 1967. Sure they had different views on bummers but kiddie fiddling was pretty frowned upon when my mum was a child.
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

there was more tolerance of consensual (or semi consensual) sex with 15 year-olds.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Orville

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Not surprised, his role in Lolita was well noncey
Afternoon
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

lol, no

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I'm glad you took me off 2.0, whenever people linked to your cretinous utterings I had to logout to read them and it was v annoying.
Thanks Frisb!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Completely forgot I still had you on it, sorry.
I've no fucking idea why anybody would find my posts to be worth linking, since they complain about me all the time. Why would you want to inflict me on others? :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Quite alright.
The last one was something about music from the 90s from /talk. It was considered worth linking to because 'it has to be a troll, no-one is that stupid'

x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I had a feeling it's that one.
Neh, I might have been but nobody was going to point out why I was being fick, so I'm not going to sweat it.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'm still waiting for them to catch up with Edmunds.
Jeremy iron was proved a twat over the gay marriage thing. He's got a point, but he's still a twat and expressing it very poorly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)