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I'm having a Rustler's burger* for lunch, I'm wearing day-old socks and haven't washed today.How are you living like Gonzo today?
*I am also going to eat some fruit as well.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:14,
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latest was 12 years ago)
AND I'LL HAVE AN APPLE LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:14,
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I still think my 'Game of Crohn's' idea has legs.Sponsored by Pringles.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:18,
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At the risk of sounding massively modest here, my 'b3tan tv shows' was the best thread of the month so far, barring the Supermatt Q&A.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:20,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1984019
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:22,
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I actually had to work when that was rolling, gutted(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:46,
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I'm going to take pictures of my evening meal, burned and spilled out all over the oven,post them on facebook and then claim it tasted good anyway.
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Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:21,
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I don't think I've even known of him eat something that wasn't brown or grey, bless 'im.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:22,
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I hope you're being authentic to the Gonz family historyAnd using a gas oven.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:28,
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He's an awful JewI've seen him mix meat and dairy, i've seen him eat pork, he is going straight to hell.
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Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:33,
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I thought just being a Jew was enoughAren't they like God's chosen ones or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:35,
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Maybe he isn't a full on jew.Kinda Jewish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:43,
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Jews don't have hell you oaf(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:58,
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I've been knocking back methadone all morning.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:22,
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This makes you either Gonz or my mother in law(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:27,
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Fucking hell, is she still hanging on?Morning, by the way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:44,
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textbook(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:28,
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I'm going to be making these tomorrowtheboywhobakes.co.uk/2013/06/cronuts/
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They were in the "going down" section of the Sunday time style sectionOnce again MK is behind the trend curve
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:40,
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I have not yet had the opportunity to go Gonz**Well not until a female poster turns up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:33,
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A female poster.Like that one of the tennis player scratching her arse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:44,
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athenalolzb3ta.com/search/answers?q=tennis+scratching
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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errrrmmmmmmmm..................I've decided not to go full on Gonz today
YEAH!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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You're nothing but a gashtease, Hartley.I am disappointed in you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:54,
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I hope your wide on will forgive me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:58,
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I'm sure it will.Now just lift me off this stool, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:00,
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HahahaThat is all kinda wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:01,
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I'm glad I could rely on you for the obvious(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:06,
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I shall misspell words with impunityyet be cute and lovable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:45,
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I've organised a massive bash tonightwhich I have no intention of turning up to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:48,
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You could stay at Riverghost's animal brothel at a discounted rate as well.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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Oh man 'da5id' is going!!! cool!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:55,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6163084
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:56,
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I take that as a yes then, we'll go to the bash, take massive drugs, kill someone in the toiletand then blame windy?
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I'm thereI might put 'sabotaging that bash' as another calendar entry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:13,
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i'm just going to take a pot of ink and chuck it over any painting that looks like they put effort in.(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)
And I'm going to take some twigletts and dose them in battery acid.(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I'm gonna take an aerosol can and a lighter (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:18,
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He wants to stick twiglets up his nose! Crazy!!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:03,
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Why do they want to draw willies?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:54,
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I've had six shits and puked my guts up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:50,
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Happy Birthday for yesterday. Have a good night last night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:51,
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Thanks. I think so. The others I was with will be in a worse state than me, very glad I don't drink spirits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:56,
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This has the air of believability about it.Happy birthday, Granddad.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:52,
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I would have said something yesterday, but I only know people's birthdays if facebook tells me.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:59,
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I'm thinking of binning my FB account. Dull. Dull. Dull. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:01,
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Just talk to your 50,000 twitter followers, eh?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:05,
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Haven't used Twitter for ages. Can't be arsed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:07,
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*cough*www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25080#post25082
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:29,
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come on you useless sacks of shit, get on board(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:44,
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If every single cunt on here doesn't sign up for this 'long game' bullying I shall be bitterly upsetWhat I'm looking for is more signups for the bullying than for the event itself so it looks like a RUMBLE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:49,
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I had my first Rustler's in over a year this morning for breakfast, the rib one. It wasn't unpleasent.And i'll have you know that I'm the watermellon king.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:40,
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Nah you're not, Ainsley Harriott is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:42,
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I'd eat him under the table in a watermelon-off. I don't care how big his hands are.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:50,
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I challange anyone in the world in who can eat more water melon than me in one sitting.I don't think its possible. I'll eat and eat and eat until I have to piss and then i'll eat some more.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:50,
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It's kind of like eating a liquid innit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 13:56,
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Is a Rustler's Burger the microwave one?Aldi used to do a microwave Doner Kebab, that wasn't too bad.
I had a prawn and Horseradish salad, with toast, followed by fruit and croissants. Fucking beat that.
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I'm rather partial to the rib one myself(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:15,
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I'm leaving work at half nine-ish tonight and, because some cunt parked in my spaceso's he. Passive-aggressive blocking-in lolz.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:03,
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Is it actually your space or just where you usually park?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:04,
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sign up for bullying plzwww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25080#post25082
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:05,
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you know when we call you a stinky moth fearing french faggot?that's bullying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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Do you really need an explanation?It's bullying and your peers are involved, therefore you should go along with it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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An explanation of what the bullying shall consist of, why it is requiredand why a calendar appointment for that particular day and place is required.
Quickly, please, I have a busy schedule.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:09,
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some pricks are having a 'b3ta doodle b4sh' in earls courtso I set up another one for the same date and time and place, suggesting we're going to beat up the people having the doodle b4sh. The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:11,
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There is another bash at the same time and place.The intention is to mock this bash and its attendees.
You don't need to leave your mum's house.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:12,
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OK, I was on the fence until your last sentance.I'm all in.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:13,
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I really hope he doesn't kick off your wing mirrors in frustration(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:05,
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Hello Nakers,didn't get kidnapped and sold into prostitution, then?
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:05,
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You're not blonde enough.og's mate had an awful time in Sharm because of all the fat, sweaty Egyptian men pawing at her hair.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:07,
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Due to forgetting my lunch, I headed to Tesco to grab somethingEnded up grabbing one of their 'Finest' ready meals, utter shite, even by their standards.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:10,
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I don't think you should be splashing out on "posh" lunches in you situation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:11,
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i'm just trying to help you out of your financial quagmireIf I can help you, i have about a grand sitting around not doing much, I can lend it to you so you can consolidate your loans and I will expect a most reasonable APR.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:14,
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O_OOsbourne doesn't know how lucky he is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:16,
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This was over the course of two weeks.I've registered her bankrupt. It's for her own good.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:18,
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What's really pissing me off is I've had to cancel my Star Wars Online subscriptionin order to service the loan.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:20,
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Only a grand? What are you, poor?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:17,
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That's the only cash i can get my hands on straight away and AA situation is pretty time criticalother loans are available, but will take a couple of days to organise.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:18,
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I tried to get £3k over two years the other month.No one wants to lend that amount of money for that period for less than like 40% apr.
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