I rarely find situations awkward
However I don't like having to tell someone that they have started a really shit thread.

*feels awkward*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

*feels bonzodog*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

This would be funnier if your username was "Awkward"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

alright al?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah, I'm alright.
I had to go to Shepherds Bush this morning. I'm not lying Nakers, that is a fucking shit place.

How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

It really, truly is
Yeah not bad, recruitment agency interview this morning, done quite a bit of work, now stuck trying to raise a PO for someone which is the most stupid, complicated and long winded process in the world.

finance people = cunts to a man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Fucking purchase orders are the bane of my life.
We set up a system at our company. If you need a PO you ask our admin girl, she gives you the number, you fill in a simple form. BAM. Done.

Some of our clients, they say, go ahead and I'll raise the order, and it takes over a fucking month to get the fucking order byt which time we've already finished the work and they wonder why we keep chasing them so we can send out an invoice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Our system comes with a helpful 12 PAGE step by step guide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I was looking at a place in Shepherd's Bush.
I thought it was alright, but apparently it gets a bit stabby.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

You should definitely move there.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I'm N10 now.
Only been there two weeks and I'm already doing that cool thing where Londoners don't refer to the name of the village, just the postcode.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Nobody actually does that except cunts.
Normal Londoners refer to the name of the place they live.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

NE26 mofo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, you went with Muswell Hill
Very poncy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Are you at the top of the hill, or closer to Crouch End?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Just over the top on the North Circular side.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I could drive past yours on my way to work if I so chose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I'm around five hundred yards from the Broadway.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Needs MOAR practice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I could too, but it would be a fucking stupid 200 mile detour.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)

But it's got three whole syllables in it, N10 only has two.
God, effort.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

when you say a web adress do you say
www

or

world wide web
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

aitchteeteepee(ess)colonforwardslashforwardslash
Why?
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

www has more syllables than world wide web
and yet no one says world wide web
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I shall let Krone-dog explain why most of the time you dont even need to type in either http:// or www

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

You don't need to type www?
but then it's not a full address
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Because it's like putting "The Earth" at the end of your postal address.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

that's stupid no one has ever done that
but, www. has always been part of the address
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It hasn't at all
www could validly be any name at all. See bit.ly or twitpic.com for examples
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

what's bit.ly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I think its a short named site to host graphics for Twitter shite
See also:

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1991156
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

www just means it's on the internet
http just means it's an address written in internet language. Neither of them are necessary because your browser makes the assumption unless specified otherwise.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

also http

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Lets talk "services" files

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Ninja!

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I did no such thing!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

we'll i'll be damned, it does work!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I can field this one, Sports
It's because the computer is cleverer than you and does most shit for you now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

pow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Is it because your cable is already 30m closer to the page?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

lolzors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

tripledub

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

^fact^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Hey Kroney look at this Look
www.autoexpress.co.uk/ford/focus/62376/shelby-ford-focus-st-unveiled?utm_source=Outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=June
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

That's basically $15,000 extra
for some stickers and an exhaust. Jesus, Americans can be idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

^unexpected conclusion^

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It's also pretty much pissing on Carrol Shelby's grave, to be honest.
but hey.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

he had a girl's name the big gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

You too noticed the part where they said that were no performance mods, then?
Now the guy's dead, Shelby's just a brand name that they can leverage to make money.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I miss read it, They are only offering a Shelby tune up WTF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)

No performance mods.
It's a paint job, some stick-on carbon fibre, modded suspension and brakes and a new exhaust. A Bracknell Focus, in other words.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah that will teach me to actually read the link
before I post it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)

yep, my two lesbian friends used to live there and were held up on their dorrstep and a mate of mine was kicked in the nuts full pelt from behind for no reason
nearly made him impotent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

*crosses legs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

it was really bad for a while, poor bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I'm getting sympathy pains

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Wear a cricket box. Got it.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)