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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't you hate it when someone has brought in treats for their birthday but you don't know then, but you want some of their treats?
what situations do you find awkward?

alt:when have you had balls of steel?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:42, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I just go over and say hello and hang about until they offer me the food.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Then stuff my pockets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
i did that, I was like "happy birthday" and she was like "thanks...thanks for popping over"
then I left
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
She totally knew what you were up to there and bitched about you to her colleagues after you left.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
It's swipegate all over again!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Different county, maybe.
Bet you still had an "SL" postcode though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
no idea what you're on aboput bruvva

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Say hello to The Observatory for me
the next time you're visiting the family pile, would you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Mother and father live in Wiltshire thanks very much
got a swindon postcode now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Haha keep climbing that social ladder.
"GU" 'till I die.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
You are a fat as a choclate pudding so this makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I'm not fat!
I'm attractively chubby. Like a cherub.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
so you have a tiny penis as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Miniscule.
Whenever I'm asked "is it in, yet?" I reply "I don't know :("
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

mg.co.za/article/2013-06-12-males-lose-penis-to-please-females
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Nah, I just wander over, mutter 'happy birthday' under my breath, then help myself to the treaty goodness
Cunts do it to me all the fucking time. I take cakes in at least twice a week, so they can get fucked as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
why are you a cakebitch?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
We make a lot of cakes at home

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
they have become cakeplacent

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)
They bunderstimated my skills

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Donut worry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Makes up for the pastry amount they get paid.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
yeah fuck that, I never bring in birthday/post holiday treats they can all get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I find it really awkward when you and a mate are sucking off some guy and your lips accidentally touch somewhere near the banjo string

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Embarrassing or what?? LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Err kissing another bloke?
Bit gay there mate.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
officechuckle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
All situations that involve interacting face to face with other people.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Working in a smaller company has its benefits
Mainly in the value of cake/biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I find it awkward when YM asks me to stay for breakfast.
...and to hang about to meet the kids
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
She's so needy, isn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Totes.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Hi uncle Rev!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
*Offers Werthers*
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
^nonce^
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
^Bent spastic
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I rarely find situations awkward
However I don't like having to tell someone that they have started a really shit thread.

*feels awkward*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
*feels bonzodog*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
This would be funnier if your username was "Awkward"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
alright al?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Yeah, I'm alright.
I had to go to Shepherds Bush this morning. I'm not lying Nakers, that is a fucking shit place.

How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
It really, truly is
Yeah not bad, recruitment agency interview this morning, done quite a bit of work, now stuck trying to raise a PO for someone which is the most stupid, complicated and long winded process in the world.

finance people = cunts to a man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Fucking purchase orders are the bane of my life.
We set up a system at our company. If you need a PO you ask our admin girl, she gives you the number, you fill in a simple form. BAM. Done.

Some of our clients, they say, go ahead and I'll raise the order, and it takes over a fucking month to get the fucking order byt which time we've already finished the work and they wonder why we keep chasing them so we can send out an invoice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Our system comes with a helpful 12 PAGE step by step guide

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I was looking at a place in Shepherd's Bush.
I thought it was alright, but apparently it gets a bit stabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
You should definitely move there.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I'm N10 now.
Only been there two weeks and I'm already doing that cool thing where Londoners don't refer to the name of the village, just the postcode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Nobody actually does that except cunts.
Normal Londoners refer to the name of the place they live.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
NE26 mofo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Oh, you went with Muswell Hill
Very poncy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Are you at the top of the hill, or closer to Crouch End?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Just over the top on the North Circular side.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I could drive past yours on my way to work if I so chose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I'm around five hundred yards from the Broadway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Needs MOAR practice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I could too, but it would be a fucking stupid 200 mile detour.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
But it's got three whole syllables in it, N10 only has two.
God, effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
when you say a web adress do you say
www

or

world wide web
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
aitchteeteepee(ess)colonforwardslashforwardslash
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
www has more syllables than world wide web
and yet no one says world wide web
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I shall let Krone-dog explain why most of the time you dont even need to type in either http:// or www

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
You don't need to type www?
but then it's not a full address
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Because it's like putting "The Earth" at the end of your postal address.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
that's stupid no one has ever done that
but, www. has always been part of the address
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
It hasn't at all
www could validly be any name at all. See bit.ly or twitpic.com for examples
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
what's bit.ly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I think its a short named site to host graphics for Twitter shite
See also:

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1991156
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
www just means it's on the internet
http just means it's an address written in internet language. Neither of them are necessary because your browser makes the assumption unless specified otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
also http

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Lets talk "services" files

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Ninja!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I did no such thing!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
we'll i'll be damned, it does work!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I can field this one, Sports
It's because the computer is cleverer than you and does most shit for you now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
pow!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Is it because your cable is already 30m closer to the page?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
lolzors

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
tripledub

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
^fact^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Hey Kroney look at this Look
www.autoexpress.co.uk/ford/focus/62376/shelby-ford-focus-st-unveiled?utm_source=Outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=June
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
That's basically $15,000 extra
for some stickers and an exhaust. Jesus, Americans can be idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
^unexpected conclusion^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
It's also pretty much pissing on Carrol Shelby's grave, to be honest.
but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
he had a girl's name the big gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
You too noticed the part where they said that were no performance mods, then?
Now the guy's dead, Shelby's just a brand name that they can leverage to make money.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I miss read it, They are only offering a Shelby tune up WTF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
No performance mods.
It's a paint job, some stick-on carbon fibre, modded suspension and brakes and a new exhaust. A Bracknell Focus, in other words.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Yeah that will teach me to actually read the link
before I post it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
yep, my two lesbian friends used to live there and were held up on their dorrstep and a mate of mine was kicked in the nuts full pelt from behind for no reason
nearly made him impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
*crosses legs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
it was really bad for a while, poor bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm getting sympathy pains

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Wear a cricket box. Got it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I have balls of steel, which has made for some pretty awkward situations.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I have a set of those somewhere.
You're supposed to roll them around your hand, and they make a relaxing 'jingly' noise.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Oh yeah that's so hot baby

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
A twisted nut is not a nice thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Being completely British,
I hate it when anyone starts giving me compliments.

Luckily it doesn't happen too often.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
+ sweats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
"Nice tits"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
"Sorry, shoes"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
they are thrushes not tits

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
My water bottle is full, but I don't remember filling it up.
Have your insurance company called you with the bad news yet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Should all be going through without any problems.
Got the insurance details for the other guy, just waiting on the liability statement now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
He's gonna change his story.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
It is possible that not everybody is as much of a cunt as you.

in case that's not clear, I was suggesting that you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Wait a second. Are you suggesting people might think I'm a cunt?
Do you like eggs?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
It's something I've heard mentioned before, yeah.
I love eggs. are you trying to teach me to suck them?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
+ love

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No, I was just wandering if you knew how to make eggy cup.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
You need eggs
and a cup
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
two eggs one cup?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Why is it that every time eggy cup is mentioned
some fucking idiot makes this shit joke.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
The username is a dead giveaway here.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i have never even heard of an eggy cup before this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I've never heard of it either.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I hate it when I have to pretend to be interested in microwave meals because two people are talking right next to the ice cream counter.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I hate it when you go into a little cake shop to get a coffee and it's like you've walked into the headquarters
of the Lebanese mafia and you're too scared to leave again and then the coffee isn't even that good.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I hate it when you go into the headquarters of the Lebanese mafia and they don't even have any cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
You need to learn yourself some Lebenese so you can score some freebies.
A little bit of turkish and I haven't paid for turkish mint tea in years.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
6/7 :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22872680
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
2/7
Fuck that shit yo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I messed up on how many days in the fridge one :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
2/7
2 days in the fridge, fuck that, give it a week at least
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
If it looks fine and smells fine it can still be harmful.
For fucks sake, that is such fucking wank.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
i ate some roast chicken that wwas at least 10 days old, didn't do me any harm at all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Shame.
But yeah.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
3/7
And theoretically I should really know more than that. Except it's not a quiz about bacteria, it's a quiz about stupid fucking meaningless studies.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I got teh bus train one right
fucking buses, massive germ filled pleb coffins
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Looking at a bus is like looking at a goldfish bowl

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I was on the tube this morning.
I'm not gonna lie, there were some shifty looking ethnics around.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
0/7
I win!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
dirty northerner myth disproved right here folks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
So far it's confirmed my prejudices about busses being disease coffins
and women being dirty hoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Swipe is a shining example of womanhood in this respect.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
4/7
Apparently I'm a dirty hoor, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Look at her with her muldy hair and her jizz stained beard.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
You do realise one day she is going to stab you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
+ probably for turning down her advances

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
No, one day she is going to beg me to stab her with my pork sword
And I'm going to say no.

But then corner her in an alley later and do it anyway when she doesn't know it's me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
You're a very bad man Al

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
al's a woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Who's ever heard of a female roofer?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Well, part of one, yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Frank Zappa was a gayer?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I reckon Nakers is running around his office shouting
"youdon'thavetoputwwwin, youdon'thavetoputwwwin!" and everybody in the office is all "shut up, Nakers".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
: (
I only told people on my pod
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I bet it's as embarrassing as the time you found out
you could page down by pressing the space bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
WTF!
does that work on office progrmas as well?

EDIT: no it doesn't, you just get a space in your work
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Alt-PrtScn
only screenshots your active window.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
i use "snipping tool" for this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Yes it does, but not if you're editing. If you're reading an email or have a word doc in reading view it works.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Or the different uses of ctrl+tab and alt+tab

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
ctrl + tab doesn't seem to do anything
alt + tab is magic though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Alt + tab is ruined if you have a second monitor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
works ok for me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
No, I mean it still works, but if I want to quickly hide the porn I'm looking at, it fails me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I don't browse porn at work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
ctrl tab flips between tabs in the same screen, so worksheets in excel and tabs in browsers.
now press Ctrl+Alt and the left arrow button.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It doens't do worksheets in Excel
Just different files.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah, sorry, it's Ctrl page up +down for sheets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
HOT SHIT!!!
I've been wandering if there was a shortcut for that for ever.

Thank you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Oooh cheeky, I know that one!
LOLZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Control tab flicks between open tabs in one program

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Unless one of them is running a Java app apparently

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You do realise all this input
might make him spontaneously combust
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
it's ok i'm gonna tyoe it all out and print a crib sheet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
The DVD-R tray makes a handy cup holder

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Windows + M
Windows + L
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Windows?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Key with 4 squares on it?
Unless you use a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
i always wondered wwhat that button was for

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
It's really a summons button for Kroney to assist you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
If you press # he delivers you drugs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Oooh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Shift + Home
Shift + End
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Yeah yeah, know all those ones.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

his office the whole office block
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
tell me more secrets of the internet and computers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
When in your browser
press F11.

Preferably whilst at work and on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Press shift five times.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
that's not how I normally get sticky keys
also I don't really understand what it is selling to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)
i really want to press F11 now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
do it its not a bad one
you can trust me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I've been waiting for you to do it, so I can find out...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Oh that
I've done that by accident before.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
cntl shift c
will copy the information and keep its format...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Highlight something in excel
then hold shift go to edit and you can copy it as a picture rather than a stupid embedded object.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Dangle your testicles
in front of a webcam and you computer will be able to check them to make sure you don't have Lance Armstrong disease. It works best during conference meetings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
That explains a lot about chat roulette.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
they are just high level execs
who are conscious about mens health
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
whoa

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

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