I reckon Nakers is running around his office shouting
"youdon'thavetoputwwwin, youdon'thavetoputwwwin!" and everybody in the office is all "shut up, Nakers".
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

: (
I only told people on my pod
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I bet it's as embarrassing as the time you found out
you could page down by pressing the space bar.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

WTF!
does that work on office progrmas as well?

EDIT: no it doesn't, you just get a space in your work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Alt-PrtScn
only screenshots your active window.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

i use "snipping tool" for this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yes it does, but not if you're editing. If you're reading an email or have a word doc in reading view it works.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Or the different uses of ctrl+tab and alt+tab

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

ctrl + tab doesn't seem to do anything
alt + tab is magic though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Alt + tab is ruined if you have a second monitor

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

works ok for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)

No, I mean it still works, but if I want to quickly hide the porn I'm looking at, it fails me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I don't browse porn at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

ctrl tab flips between tabs in the same screen, so worksheets in excel and tabs in browsers.
now press Ctrl+Alt and the left arrow button.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)

It doens't do worksheets in Excel
Just different files.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, sorry, it's Ctrl page up +down for sheets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

HOT SHIT!!!
I've been wandering if there was a shortcut for that for ever.

Thank you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Oooh cheeky, I know that one!
LOLZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Control tab flicks between open tabs in one program

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Unless one of them is running a Java app apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

You do realise all this input
might make him spontaneously combust
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

it's ok i'm gonna tyoe it all out and print a crib sheet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

The DVD-R tray makes a handy cup holder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Windows + M
Windows + L
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Windows?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Key with 4 squares on it?
Unless you use a Mac
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)

i always wondered wwhat that button was for

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

It's really a summons button for Kroney to assist you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

If you press # he delivers you drugs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Oooh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Shift + Home
Shift + End
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah yeah, know all those ones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

his office the whole office block
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

tell me more secrets of the internet and computers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

When in your browser
press F11.

Preferably whilst at work and on b3ta.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Press shift five times.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

that's not how I normally get sticky keys
also I don't really understand what it is selling to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

i really want to press F11 now...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

do it its not a bad one
you can trust me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I've been waiting for you to do it, so I can find out...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Oh that
I've done that by accident before.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

cntl shift c
will copy the information and keep its format...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Highlight something in excel
then hold shift go to edit and you can copy it as a picture rather than a stupid embedded object.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Dangle your testicles
in front of a webcam and you computer will be able to check them to make sure you don't have Lance Armstrong disease. It works best during conference meetings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)

That explains a lot about chat roulette.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

they are just high level execs
who are conscious about mens health
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

whoa

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)