Good morning.
How are we all today?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:12, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I is good, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Very good thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:15, Reply)

are you and Stunned poster on the prowl later?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Probably not, got a lot on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Snow White is one demanding bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

So is YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Alright I guess
I was going to start a thread but you got here first so I'm a bit pissed off that my hilarious idea will have to wait.
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:14, Reply)

I'll delete if you wish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:14, Reply)

he pissed on my "walla walla" thread idea too
What a cunt, eh?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Damn right, he's worse than Al today.

( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I was looking for something else & stumbled on this
globaladventuress.com/weekend-in-walla-walla-washington/

It sounds like a right hoot
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Mine involved such epic amusements as "Weekend Plans" "Interesting factoids" and "Supermatt"

( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:23, Reply)

sounds really shit
no offence
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Yeh and yours was both hilarious and exciting
no offence
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Hey, you only got to peep at the edge of my thread of awesomeness
It would have been spoken about for years to come
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I expect it would have been bigger than the Pooflakegate scandal.
Which apparently only got 50 replies, when we all know it was over 9000
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

ohhhhh dear, was there some deletions

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)

At least this is still there
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1977930
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Tell me more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Morning
Pretty good here, thanks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Tired, fed up, need beer.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Bit early for beer isn't it? Start with some port first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Tends to be frowned upon at work
it might look like Vimto from a distance but the smell is a giveaway
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I used to work with a guy who used to drink beer at his desk to "prove a point"
That point being that our boss would go to the pub every lunch time and have two or three pints in one hour so there could be nothing wrong with him having a few cans spread out over an afternoon at his desk. Oddly he got away with this.
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I think I'd like to make a similar point
Only my boss doesn't go to the pub at lunchtime and consuming alcohol during working hours is considered gross misconduct.
Reckon I'll just knock off at three and go to the pub then instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Half day today then weekend away, shitloads to do this morning though
I am expecting some wailing and nashing of teeth on here today as the frank incursion reaches new heights of repetition
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Morning Cap Placid

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:39, Reply)

He said "Morning Cap Placid"
You bent spastic
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

speak up deary
Did you see that a building longlisted for the annual RIBA sterlng prize is in Redruth? Have you got a building longlisted for the RIBA stirling prize in your town?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)

A. Heartlands isn't a building
B. Heartlands is fucking Shit
C. Heartlands isn't in Redruth it's in Pool
D. Yes Camborne has been Shortlisted, for Fucking Heartlands when they decided Pool was slightly closer to Camborne.
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

E. FREEDOM FOR CORNWALL!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

FREEDOM COLI
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Frank incursion?
You'll have to enlighten me as the cunt has me on ignore, so if he posts I can't see anything else.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Franks pissed of at the use of Chemical weapons in Syria
so he's going in
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Well that'll certainly put a stop to it
10 minutes listening to him and they'll all surrender on condition he leaves never to return
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Where are you off to for the weekend?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)

He's probs just driving to the corner shop
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Friends parents house south of Cambridge
they are great fun and "mum" is an amazing cook, so it will be a weekend of much booze and much food. PLus they all love mini ape so we get a bit of a break!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

o c
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Hahahahahaha yeah
yeah hahahahahaha
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:44, Reply)

oh dear it's spreadng

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Mixed bag from me.
1. I got fucked up last night and consequently feel like shit
2. It's my last day at work until a week Monday and I'm off on a holiday I really fucking need on Monday
4. I'm actually going to be with my kid on Fathers' Day all day*
5. I've just passed a genuinely disturbing stool
6. Friday innit

*I know that technically it doesn't mean shit all, but it fucking does to me alright
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:44, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

what was arong with your stools?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Black soup.
With a smell like the Bayou.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Son of a gun

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

My wife made a victoria sponge yesterday
Except she couldn't find a cake tin so used a loaf tin. Then I discovered that she is more lethal with a book than she ever would be with a knife. She wasn't even close to a straight line, then she whipped up an entire pot of cream when half would have been more than enough and drowned it. This morning she wondered why I didn't want to take a piece of Victoria creamed brick with me to work.

COOL STORY HUH!
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

she made a cake and then threw the recipe book at you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Rather that than her throwing the cake at me
The book hurt but the cake could leave lasting damage
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

HELP
Decision time I have both a packet of Spicy Tomato Snaps and a packet of Worcester sauce French Fries I can’t make up my mind which one to have :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Shove the Spicy Tomato flavour up your arse and the Worcestershire Sauce ones down your japs eye
Hope this helps.
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

This is the sort of advice that OT needs. Nice one tagnuts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)

To late Noddy
I'm going to eat them both
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

alright Jim

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

alright

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

alright Wizb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

alright Mon

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

3. hack your feet of with a mattock

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

you can piss off n all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

A much underrated tool.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

He is, isn't he?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8235476.stm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

yeah I liked the one
where he defended the bloke that didn't murder his wife, all the time wearing a pristine white suit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

sounds really shit
no offence
( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

breakfast of internet champions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

How fat d'you reckon Harters is?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Buddha fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I may get a full breakfast bap later

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

perhaps a chicken dumpling for lunch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

and I haven't had chilli cheese fries for a while

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

3 hours is not a while

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

It's an age
if I haven't got crumbs on me then it's deffo time to get something to eat
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Mornig B3th!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Don't let me roll over there and gunt you one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

i bet your arteries look like the sewers around Leicester square

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Ewww.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Mental image of the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

You have a picture of Frank?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I've got one of supermatt in this weeks Private Eye

( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Scan and post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Guy's got stones to pose for that picture

( Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Hella stones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

So dignified.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)