not being socially retarded, i go out with REAL PEOPLE instead
although i do have song pop and streetfighter ii on my ipad.

or

i never do, if i'm not out, i'm at the gym or yoga or walking home or summat. weekend spare time involves a lot of shopping.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not being socially retarded, i go out with REAL PEOPLE instead
although i do have song pop and streetfighter ii on my ipad.

or

i never do, if i'm not out, i'm at the gym or yoga or walking home or summat. weekend spare time involves a lot of shopping.

GOD I'M SO LONELY
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

i've never understood being lonely
if you're not happy in your own company, there's a reason why
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

You're not a self-absorbed narcissist?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

you've just reminded me that a friend of mine had her mobile phone nicked by a "friend"
his excuse when he got called out on reading her messages?

"it's not my fault. i have narcissistic personality disorder."

brilliant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I hate how these days people can blame being a complete and utter dick on a mental disorder as if it's a good excuse.
Being a dick and having mental issues _can_ be unsynominious.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Real people?
Blimey that's a novel concept here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

i know, right?
i like to be out at least 5 nights a week, me. got the rest of your life to lie still with your eyes shut.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I hope you weren't in the pub last night.
I've just been admonished for that.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

no, i had berk staying over last night
so i skived the gym and we watched a dvd and ate chocolate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Pillow fight?

( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

too many chocolate buttons for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

* boke *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

we did rank b3tan men in order of shaggability though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

you're alright
we kept it to men only
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

That must have been a desperately low-scoring list.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

yeah
we didn't even give you one

hahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Story of my life.
That's why I'm waddling around with two blue spacehoppers in my pants.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)

ha
desiccated wrinkled walnuts, maybe

i went to a bbq the other weekend, and bought my friend's kids a space hopper each. within seconds the little boys had turned them into weapons and were using them to kick seven shades of shit out of one another.

what is wrong with boys?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

GIRLS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Fucking hell that must have been depressing.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I imagine three columns.
Five Pinters, Ten Pinters and Rape Only.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:11, Reply)

girls don't really do it like that
it would be more like this:
"hot - would"
"not hot but such a nice guy so - would"
"urrrrgh cunt - would not"

of course, on here, the results get skewed somewhat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

The depressing bit is how over time gradually the left hand column starts filling with the previous occupants of the other columns.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

i am joking
but yeah it would have been
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I don't think I like being objectifide into a sexual object used just for self gratification on a humours level.
I'm a human being with thoughts and feelings and there is more to me than just a penis connected to a hot interlectual body.

This blatent misandery would be frowned upon and dismissed as anti-feminisitic mysognoy should the people with holes have sticks and visa-versa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

GARBAGE
you'd love to be berk's sexual object
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

to be berk's ual object
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Only if she still respects me as a human being with thoughts and feelings and a soul and all that rubbish.
I say the word 'still' there.....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)

2nd last is 1st winner
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

2nd last
is stirring a lot of porridge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)