I have to go to Southend airport on Friday
Southend! I didn't even know there was an airport there. I miss the days of civilised air travel, 12-16 seats on a twin-prop Handley-Page flying out of Croydon. Those were the days. Before all those proles started going on their "package holidays" and ruined it for everyone.

In other news, we're all going to die:

www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vast-methane-plumes-seen-in-arctic-ocean-as-sea-ice-retreats-6276278.html

Morning!
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:06, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Is this thread part of a collectible series?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Haha
I'm waiting for a series of plates with a classic Kroney thread printed on each one.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I'm hoping there'll be a free attractive ring-binder with part twelve, in which I can store them all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

This thread is priced at 50p
All subsequent threads priced at £2.50
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

you should delete it for extra rarity value

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Ah well, I suppose we've had a good innings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I certainly have

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Thanks for posting news thats nearly 3 years out of date
Good work that man, and by good work I mean fucking lousy work HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

What a prick, getting everyone worried like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I know Tangles
Its fucking typical on HIS lot... We all know that the sea ice this year has actually shrunk a lot less than predicted and a lot less than previously. Now I am not saying that shrinking sea ice is a good thing, but to stir up shit like this. Well I will say it


KRONEY IS WORSE THAN THE EDF
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The EDF, the EDF
KRONEY IS WORSE THAN THE EDF
ALL DAY LONG
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Alright Harry

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

That starts off sounding like it should be to teh Pizza Hut song and end like the Wheels on the Bus.
FUCKING SORT IT OUT YOU NORTHERN TOSSER!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Momma's taking us to the zoo tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

THEN WE'RE PROBABLY ALREADY DEAD YOU CLIMATE CHANGE DENYING SPASTIC

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

zombies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I don't know, I'd probably buy a sofa off Kroney.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

World must end this weekend!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Die now
repent in February
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Anyone played the last of us yet?
It's meant to be computer games "Citizen Kane" but they said that about Resident Evil 4 (which was awesome)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I've never seen Citizen Kane.
I have grown to believe it is like whiskey, only tedious dullards think that it's good and can see anything interesting in it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

It's a great film, not exactly exciting though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Why is it great?
What happens? Is there a fight on top of a train?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

It's about a reporter trying to find out about the life of a rich bloke who died.
Rich bloke started off nice but turned into a cunt. Worth a watch.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

It bored me..
No tits and/or explosions
(socynicalsohip, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I've seen ads all over the place about it.
If they're advertising it that heavily, then it's probably representing a big budget game that hasn't been selling terribly well and therefore probably isn't all that good.

That's how the games barometer usually functions, anyway.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

It's big budget, but it's getting massive praise.
www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/the-last-of-us
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Why release it on the PS3????
GTA5 has been delayed for the PS4
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Go out on a bang?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

sounds like something B3ths hubby is aiming for

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

No reason
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1994823
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Gonzo Gamer didn't like it.
I reckon they're a lone voice of sanity in an otherwise corrupt world.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Colleague says it's incredible, reviews seem to agree with him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Can we not off-sett it by killing loads of methane producing cows?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

*fears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

*farts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

*fears more*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

*fears farts*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Rightly so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

those smaller airports get smashed by budget airlines too
see what jet2 did to blackpool. we know you're a small airport, but we're going to force you to stay open 24 hours a day, even if you make a loss...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Dunno about that
I just want to feel like Indiana Jones when I fly. You know, on seaplanes and lack of inflight entertainment and unpressurised cabins and that.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Somethin something Gypsie Moth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I love flying to Jersey
as there's usually a turboprop involved somewhere.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

It's Himjim ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Morning
I've never flown out that way. I shall do so entirely because woo! Propellers!
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

ooooh hello sexpest
although i'm always secretly afraid you're posting from the bog these days...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

If he's not, I am.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Oh
God.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Hi Nakers!

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Hi Nakers?

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Hello?

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

What's up?

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Why are you blanking me? :(

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

What have I done?!

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS PLAY THESE MIND GAMES
GOD I HATE YOU
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)

morning ma cherie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Easy with the pet names, tiger.
You haven't even bought me a drink, yet.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

In other news; I finally stopped puking about 1am. Still got the shits though.
As you were.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

still at least you didn't die eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Maybe next time, yeah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Innit. I think I may caught this from an omelette I had for lunch yesterday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Omelettes are shit, I hop you've learned your lesson

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING START THIS AGAIN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I have printed out reams of omelette recipes, but i do resent paying omlette tax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)

You should just e-mail them instead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

It will be quite sometime before I have another.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

what you want to do is, make sure you've whisked the eggs up really fluffy before cooking, then add to a really hot pan with butter, bnefore flipping and finishing under the grill
then to finish you should roll it up and force it up your cock end with a wooden spoon so you shit out a chicken
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)

what you want to do is, make sure you've whisked the eggs up really fluffy before cooking, then add to a really hot pan with butter, before flipping and killing yourself

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I reckon this place could do with a good death to liven things up.
Who d'you reckon is closest to the edge?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Are we talking suicide or murder?
Because I reckon Frank won't take much pushing.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Perhaps someone could just have a quiet, lonely bedsit death, with the body left undiscovered for a couple of weeks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Until somebody notices the smell and kicks the door down
to find Frank, face totally uneaten by a parrot because it doesn't exist.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Woah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah
hahahahahahahahahaha
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Which reminds me.....
Has anyone heard anything from Theoban????????
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

He's got you on 2.0

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's Probs. for the best

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

AA I reckon, those debts are gonna ruin him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

The finishing touches are the important part of an omelette

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I didn't cook it myself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

couldn't reach the stove eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Because you're too short to see the hob?
EDIT - Piss.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

oh man we're like brothers!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah
Grumpy and Dopey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

clikin dis

( Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Cunty & spasticy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

which one am I? Is this a dwarf joke? Cos I'm pretty tall really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It depends on what you used to measure yourself with

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

your mum's penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)