French in "snobby about food" shock
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23090455

If they did that here half the pubs in Britain would stop doing food. What truth in advertising law would you like to see?

alt: Favourite pub meal? Favourite home cooked meal?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No they wouldn't, they just couldn't state it was a "home made" meal.
Which a lot of people would be fine with, but not everyone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

If I order food in a pub I go to one where I expect it to be freshly made
Unless its a basket meal then I couldn't give a fuck. It depends on how much I am paying really.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

What on earth is a 'basket meal'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Soup in a basket. Old school.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Cor that takes me back!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Just call it hand made instead.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

aaaaand we're back to Beadle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Stay About from my Beadle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

click

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)

*reluctantly smiles*
Nice Sig. cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Well I'm glad we're still pals.
I wouldn't want this to escalate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'm sure you'll take steps if it does.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)

He best stair clear of me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

This is a step up from your usual jokes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Worst (stair) case scenario is he gets you in the balustrades

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

'Tread' carefully Lokesy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I can't believe you rung yet another pun out if this
I'm not risering to your newel railing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)

He's off the (hand) rails

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

*assumes faux cockney accent*
Gor blimey, mate, that woz a Stannah!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)

With pubs it boils down to how quick and cheap you want it
If you want it quick and cheap it'll be pre-prepared and microwaved, if you want it prepared and cooked individually you'll have to wait and the cost will be higher. I don't see a problem with this as long as it's stated up front.

alt: best pub meal I had recently was venison, it was NOM.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Does sound good
I've had some fairly terrible pub meals, the roast beef Sunday dinner I had a couple of weeks ago was pretty good though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

The roast in The Approach by Victoria Park is fucking outstanding.
Best I have had in London.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I've been looking at Burger Me!
it's a "blog" - he basically reviews posh burgers. The Admiral Codrington over by Swipey gets 10/10.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I've never heard of that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Me either
we should go. We could invite Swipe to come watch us eat meat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Make it a large one I'm sure she will offer to pay as well

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

She could stand outside, crying.
That would be good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

They also do a mac'n'cheese the guy says is good
www.hamburger-me.com/2011/10/admiral-codrington-serves-up-stunning.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I wish I hadn't looked at that.
I am fucking ravenous now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)

The ones that do a limited selection well are best
the ones that do loads of different stuff tend to be shit and microwaved.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

+ by SSG

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

LIES flashing up on beauty products
Alt:
I had a steak, Guinness and oyster pie in my local a while ago that was fucking marvellous.

AltAlt:
Favourite home cooked meal would be a rare steak with peppercorn sauce, garlic portobello mushrooms, onion rings and proper chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I'd like to insist on proportionally-correct (nationally) racial mix in ads.
So instead of those patronising fucking box-ticking one darkie, one chinky/paki, one honky ads, they should truly reflect our GREAT NATION.

tl:dr no wogs on my telly, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

You do live in London, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Not for much longer
he may have to move in with PD in his York bedsit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Now I'm sure that even with a lunchtime's worth of Peroni in your noble gullet
you still understand the meaning of 'nationally'. I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I have none :o(
Too fucking busy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)

fuck I hate the m6 so much
Why can't the majority of this fucking country drive properly? Fucking stamdstill waste of my time...

Anyway gonz, their lease should have a clause that they won't cause a nuisance or annoyance to any other resident. But you can't enforce this as you aren't a party to his lease. So in turn you need to check your lease for a clause enabling you to get the landlord to enforce it. Which you would have to fund. Sooooo no. Stick with shitting on their mat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I love the m6, m8!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

It's fine apart from the bits in Cheshire and Staffs
must be all the cunts live there
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)

It's a road, dude.
They tend on the whole to be a bit shit, I have found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Fuck you too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

that's not even in my top ten of motorways

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

What's at 2,4,6 and 8?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

V/good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Because the driving test just teaches you to operate a vehicle with a decent likelihood of not stacking it in your first year.
I'm not convinced it really teaches you drive.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I SHALL TAKE THIS TO THE EUROPEN COURT OF SOMETHING SOMETHING

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I should imagine complaints about garlic smells won't get very far in Europe.
I'M SAYING THAT THEY ALL REEK OF GARLIC!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Soft drink adverts should have to state the amount of sugar they contain and the number of calories.
Alt: jugged hare eaten here www.restaurant-guide.com/the-shepherds-crook.htm
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

To my shame I've never eaten it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

We can sort that in the autumn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Oh yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I like a good plate of chips

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I don't really need to eat tonight, today in total i've had 2 eggs, 2 bagels and 12 rashers of streaky bacon.
I don't think i've ever had such a glutonnous day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:22, Reply)

the90sbutton.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I ate a Taste the Difference chicken jalfrezi - and you know what?
I sure did taste the difference alright! It was totally different from a nice, tasty curry, it was disgusting - and the bitch has been repeating like Frank's 'internet persona' ever since. I feel like shit.

Thanks, John Sainsbury!! (not really!!!!)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)

You would have been better off, getting one from the curry counter at ASDA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I heard that their curries are really nice - and the pizzas too!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

hahaha
10" stonebaked base with chicken, peperoni, beef, onions and chilli's
is well worth trying at least once
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I had a ping-meal, especally a curry one, but ASDA do a "Tandoori Masala" that was alright.
You tried the Sharwoods indian stuff? As someone who doesn't generally love indian food, I think its alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Tandoori Marrsala MOAR like

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah Sharwoods and Patak's are both fine so long as you buy the pastes and not the jar sauces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I've been watching "Rick Stein in India" Mon. nights BBC2
They use this little grinder that takes both dried and wet ingredients, I must look into where you can get them, so I can make my own marinades and rubs.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

It's a good show isn't it?
I'd love to see the outtakes where Rick has had a few too many Kingfishers in the sun and starts taking swings at the producer and camera crew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)

you have mentioned his drunken brawling before

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Unstable alkie subject to violent rages.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)

AND SO IS RICK STEIN!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)

what time you on till?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Til the magician's act, 10pm.
Then I have to zoom to Liverpool where I'm doing a late slot at a working men's club. That's showbiz!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:11, Reply)

all week would have sufficed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)

'all week' isn't a time though is it, Wood-dozer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:21, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Fuck this, I'm done for the day
ta ta
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:27, Reply)

seeya Woodsy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)