I wanna buy a new bed
where's a good place to buy a new bed and mattress, I'm thinking john lewis.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:17, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got mine from Bedlam on the high street, but it's not there anymore.
I think they might have a shop in Warwick or Leamington.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

great stuff thanks very much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Well why the fuck are you asking me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

i dunno i was bored of talking about swipe and chocho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

So which one is your favourite then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

probably the vanilla yoghurt with chocolate balls one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'm having an amusing chat about Sarah Cawood on facebook
/gonequietonherehasntit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)

i don't know who that is?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)

She was a television presenter in the 90s
'Member The Girlie Show?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I genuinely do not, but then I'm not a girl...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I met her in a club at London Bridge. in 1998/1999
She was a right laff. She still looks OK too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I would.
She must be about half your height though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Local garden center

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

i'd go to Dreams but it looks really common

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I found Beds4U in Peckham to be very helpful.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

yeah...i aint going to peckham, no offence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

They also trade in New York & Paris

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

try looking in some front gardens

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

i'll start with rory's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

+ mum's lady garden

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Due to the lack of information
As to what price rang etc. its difficult to say but you can get some great offers online I bought a pine kings sized bed with memory foam mattress for about £500 and it seems pretty good quality so far.

i.e. it hasn't broken under the weight of my fat internet shut in arse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Or his Mrs' huge aubergine like clit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Its ok I have a seperate pull out attachment that shes rests it on

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)

King size, good solid base, oak or summit.
firm mattress that will allowed me to twitch like Battered after a fit and not disturb the mrs. I suspect this will be many monies.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)

The foam mattresses are great for anti twitching
www.oakfurnituresolutions.co.uk/p/1036/Sherwood_Oak_King_Size_Bed.html

And £200 notes on a memory foam mattress and away you go
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

that's not a bad find old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Thank you my old fruity
The only pain being that you have to build them.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

As long as he gets the measurements right he should be fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

John Lewis for the frame and lockers.
Mattress online, you'll save a few hundred quid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

i reckon i need to try it though, so will prolly go instore then take my money online like some kind of highstreet killing cungt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You DEFINITELY need to try it
We rushed into buying a 'good' mattress because it was on sale, and we both hate it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Thats odd because your good lady said she found it very comfortable when I was next to her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

her fanny was so tired she could sleep standing up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

That's what I did last year.
JL at Oxford Street, Stratford and Croydon all have beds you can try and then get the mattress online.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

selfridges
You're going to be sleeping on it for years and years, make it a good one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)

No idea
I sleep on a pile of straw in the corner of a stable.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'll send you a salt lick for your birthday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Cheers
Make it a low-sodium one this time please. I have to think of my heart.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Don't think John Lewis stock a 30m bed?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

John Lewis and Warren Evans both get consistently rated highly for their mattresses, old boy.
I shall be going to one or t'other.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

ta bruv
I reckon this could be the thread of the week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I bought a mattress from Warren Evans.
I's unremarkable in a mattressy kind of way.

FFS this is worse than Fruit Woes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

This has certainly been the highlight of my week.
Don't forget to start a thread when you decide to change your cutlery!
( Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

shut up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Sofa King in Greenford
Their prices are Sofa King Low!
( Peej, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

bed shops

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Theres a fishing shop on Cross Street in Camborne
that has a neon sign in the window that says "Master Baits"

HTH
( Peej, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I sleep on a pile of feathers hand picked from the softest baby swans.
I highly recommend it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I'm peckish but I've run out of food
My life is LITERALLY worse than anyone else's in the whole world.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

look, man
until you've had to face the lack of smooth tropicana disappointment, you don't get to make that claim
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I don't have any cash to buy anything at work
and I've left it too late to go to Tesco. That's it...I'm taking the pills.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Are you going to decide today
Or do you want to sleep on it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I got mine from Warren Evans
They even assembled it for me. It's excellent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)