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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I was talking to my mum earlierAnd she reckons she's never even heard of any of you, let alone had sex with you.
Someone here is telling lies I think.
Alt: I'm going to see Ghostpoet play in a park near me for free this evening. What's happening for free in parks near you this weekend?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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I believe there will be free duck feeding, dog walking and ball kicking in my local park(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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what can i say, I'm getting oldthe number of grey hairs I'm now sporting is ridiculous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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I found my first grey hair last weekend :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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but you have at least one child, you should have loads by now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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I have at least two childrenI'm very youthful-looking.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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I hand fed a gosling last week, it was sweet but had a sharp beak(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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he's so dreamy, I'd hand feed him into next week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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Dunno, I don't go to parks.Full of proles with their shirts off beating up their fat girlfriends, innit.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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The omens aren't good here Sunshine in Coventry = tops off, tats out, staffs off leads, can of stella.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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you don't have to take your dog with you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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Godiva Festival this weekend in CovMy mate Danny's playing - I might just stroll along and watch.
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He can't look much worse than the official Lady GodivaShe must be knocking on 70 by now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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I'd love to know how she got that gig......and when she's going to give it up!
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If onlyIt looks well shit: www.godivafestival.com/
Ghostpoet is about the only thing worth taking a look at.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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Bar Stage Godiva festival Saturday 6th July - 3.30 Danny AnsellWorth checking out - singer/songwriter and Coventry boy.
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can we stop talking about Cov please, it's depressing me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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You should come up for the weekend.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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Aaaw go onYou'll love it! We've got that new-fangled electricity and roads and stuff, and hardly anyone dies of scrofula any more!
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I hate nearly all singer/songwritersNo offence
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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Me too. With a passion.I blame James Taylor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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Nick Drake is better off dead - he doesn't have to see his 'legacy'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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My life's ambition is to strangle Joan Baez until her eyes pop out.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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Nottinghamshire Cricket player?www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/297635.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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I saw about five minutes of Damien Rice at T in the Park several years agoHe was utter shit.
I don't think I've ever heard Ed Sheeran, but I understand it's quite popular to hate him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:18,
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My pal is an agent for various fashion brands.He had a party at his HQ at which a then-unknown Ed Sheeran played. He was nice lad, but his music was total gash. I realised when he was sat with us that of the four people round the table I was the only non-ginger.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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I hope you got the hell out of there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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Fucking right I did.IIRC I threw up into my bath when I got home that night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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KEN-DALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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Who are these 'Fresh and Fly' of whom you speak?Are they one of the popular' beat combos' all the young people are 'grooving' to nowadays?
They sound like rough boys from the estate - I don't think you should mix with them!
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With the sizes of the queues you can hardly expect her to remember everyones name, can you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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alt: not a great deal for free.However the University boating lake is open, that's always nice on a hot day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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I will prolly have a bbq in London Fields on Sunday.We had one last Sunday. I got hit by a football. Then a frisbee.
It was basically this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DsyPFHIrvk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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Alan's got it in for you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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Hahaha first comment: 'London Fields described in one video'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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Impossible, I'm TH™Alt: I dunno, but it's all swings and roundabouts. Hahahaha....oh TWOEY!.
It's TH Jr 2's birthday today.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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Lots of strange looking men in macs handing out sweets to kidsI live near Platt Fields. Gorgeous park to walk around but full of horrid studenty types having impromptu shit barbeques.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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Students all live in Jesmond don't they?We are talking Newcastle aren't we?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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Seriously, do not recognise any of these place names?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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I'd never heard of any before I moved to Manchester either(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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I have never been to Manchester, apparently it's full of Mancs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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I'm yet to meet oneIt's very multicultured.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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why would anyone from the civilised end of the country know them?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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Alright, cocksuckers? My office is about to close for the day and we are going to Sandown racing. For free. All day. In the sun.
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Wear a hat and try to alternate your drinks with glasses of water.Stay safe out there, big man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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Cheers, blud. No need, we have a private suite with it's own bar and bookie.
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what work is there to do You just say... Give me your money... then refuse to pay out, Its the ultimate business model.
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I have done stunnedMy soul took some polishing after that. Sales and Claims
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Whatever, mate. Don't get a fucking great melonoma on your face, or anything.(
Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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The only things I ever got at Glastonburywere back-ache, a hangover and a worryingly itchy helmet.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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That's probably from dressing your stones in hemp.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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Didn't Jesus Melanoma play on the John Peel Stage this year?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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Yeah they were on after Donkey Jacket Jamboree and before The Weewee Tapirs Revue (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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make sure to always stand behind the horses, it's the safest place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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Go get the biggest car there is there, and ram it's talepipe up your cock until you have a tail.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:37,
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I'm milf hunting in the sunshine at the park right now. Even brought micro with me as cover.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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You chauvinistic pig. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Hi foggsyare you good foggsy or bad foggsy today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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*hopes for bad Foggsy*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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I would post in this sub threadbut it's only going to get deleted anyway
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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I can help with thisI have an interview next week for a new job, very similar to what i do now, but with two direct reports and a 20% pay increase and 100% bonus increase.
xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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I'm going to a wedding. Although I am working the bar there for cash in hand. Woop woop.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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Do try not to punch any of the guests.Edit: unless it IS the same one Nakers is going to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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I am also going to a wedding..I wonder if it's the same one!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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If we all turn up, do we get free drinks?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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Not all weddings(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Yeah i know, but i avoid those ones if I cananyway there's always free afternoon drinks and dinner drinks no?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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The most drink I have ever seen laid on at a wedding bash was at Charlies a Sikh friend they had about 70 tables that sat 8 to a table in the middle of the table was almost every conceivable bottle of short you could think of.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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