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Do you have the stones to dress in lycra?
Alt: tell us what your favourite item of clothing is so we can all mock you
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:07, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have a pair of lycra cycling shorts but I can't bring myself to go full unitard

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Do you also wear a hot pink bumbag?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
fanny pack

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
it's full of energy bars and glitter

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
very good
talking of full unitard, there was a great "tweet" highlighted yesterday where a yank was celebrating America's "2013th birthday"...
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I like my jackets best of all, a god jacket can make a outfit out of anything*

*winthin reason
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I have a Buddha waistcoat, will that do?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
no.
Wat is that anway
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)
It's like a god jacket but without sleeves

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)
oh I see
i googled buddha wasitcost : (
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
My Satanic Slacks, have seen better days

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)
i have a lovely pair of shoes,
trouble is they make me about an inch and a half taller which causes door frames to become an issue, maybe i don't like them after all, i'll say my glamorgan cricket jumper instead
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
yes, I almost bought a cricket jumper the other day, thenI didn't

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I like a cricket jumper.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)
+ don't
+ oh no, I love it
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
yey!

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
my shoes arent bad either

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I wouldn't say I had a favourite item of clothing.
It seems rather odd to rate such items.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)
It's not odd at all you yoghurt-trousered panpipe playing spastic.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)
What's your favourite colour, Monts?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Khaki

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
+ suit and ting

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Bolivian White

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Nope. I'm not that kind of cyclist.
Prolly my leather jacket, not that I wear it that much but I've had it since I was a kid and it's been with me through a lot of things.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Leather jacket fives.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
my jacket may actually be older than you.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I used to wear lycra on stage a fair bit.
Got all podgy round the belly now, so I'll avoid it if you don't mind.

My favourite item of clothing is my leather jacket, had it for about 10 years, it's filthy and horrid and smelly, but it's been everywhere with me.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
on stage?
Please do enlighten us "Mr.Motivator"
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)
70's glam rocker?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)
My Timberland Earthkeepers is my current Fav. item of clothing

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I used to wera lycra shorts
but had to stop due to women fainting...







It wasn't the size of the sausage at the front though, it was the dubious one at the back :(
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
You have a tail?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I have a few t shirts I'm extremely fond of.
I've a Thee Hypnotics one I've had since 1989, that's seen some LOLs I can tell you.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)
i'm begginng/beginnning/beggining to feel a bit old for t-shirts

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I'm begging you to delete your account and kill yourself

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
i can never spell that word : (

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Or any others.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:33, Reply)
i can spell some things, check this out
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

see?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Bit too fat as well.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Who told you!?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:33, Reply)
NASA

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)
AHAHAHAA

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I know they're not really 'in' anymore
and I will be mocked wholeheartedly.

I have a great pair of drop crotch jeans with many pockets. They are comfortable as fuck. Starting to fray a bit now though. I will have to replace them with another mildly offending fashion item.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)
i don't think they were ever in old chap
they were are and always will be an abomination.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)
GJ's been in a few old chaps in his time

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Leather chaps
(not really)

I know they were an utter disgrace for fashion but I cannot even begin to put across how well these fit. I will be devastated when they finally go to denim heaven.
( I may be mildly upset)
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)
drop crotch sounds like some sort of genital bell's palsy

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:19, Reply)
I've shedloads of t shirts, probably favourite and practical.
tf I don't have to wear a tie.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I've got a fucking fabulous pair of carrot-cut jeans
with elasticated legs that absolutely don't look completely ridiculous on a man of 33.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Carrot-cut?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
That's right. Carrot-cut.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
But I don't even

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
My son has some of them elesticated bottom jeans
I had to get a friend to put some 12 gauge shot gun rounds through the thighs for him TRUSTORY
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
is your son in a shit boyband?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
No, just a slave to fashion :(

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I hope you insisted that he remained in them if he wanted them to look so shit

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
He wanted that look
I have friends that like to shoot,I just got them to it, anything for an easy life.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
You should have broken his fingers double H until he changed his mind
Its the only way he will learn
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Those fingers are Harters' retirement plan
He's hoping the little leveret will become world tiddlywinks champion or summat.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)
At his age he wears any one item clothing for about 2 months then moves onto the next silly craze

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)
is your son Ukranian?

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
No he's just standing very far away.
tee hee
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I have these in Khaki :(

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Has anyone mentioned
TURQUOISE POLO SHIRTS yet?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Christ, not these days
I'd look like an anemic walrus
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I have a bit of a 'charity shop suit jacket' obsession
Not just any jacket of course, only the old fashioned looking ones, with an unusual weave or colour. I've got loads now...and they're all beauties.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I'm old enough now to wear a suit jacket with a pair of jeans and not feel ashamed.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
come on tell the class about your onesie, Twoey

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I don't have a onesie
But I do own 'lounge pants'. They're basically pyjama bottoms, but a bit more heavy duty.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
ohhhh man, I totes wanna get a smoking jacket

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I used to have a red smoking jacket
It was the business.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I want a smoking cap.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
you want a fucking slap is what you want

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
considering how fucking victorian you are sometimes Boyce
this is quite funny.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
haahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhah
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eddie-kidds-wife-admits-beating-2026854

'she called the victim a 'complete spastic''
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Stand strong Eddie!

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
wait not stand
sit and shit yourself
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
'all rise for the judge - not you, Kidd, you complete spastic'

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Come on, be honest
Who among you isn't thinking about hitting Eddie Kidd right now?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
It's long been a dream of mine to do so.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
There's nothing quite like the deep satisfaction felt after beating a quadraplegic with your bare hands

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Hmm there's a spaz college round the corner from here, I might give that a go at lunchtime.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Secretly they like it, as well.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
If they didnt they would just leave

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
She's a right old trout. Growing old gracefully.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I have a white dinner jacket.
It's a bit impractical.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)
bit bent more like

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
If Frank was around he could tell us all about his white straight jacket

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)
+ soiled

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)
+ bloodied

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)
+ parrot shit encrusted

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Obviously from both sides frank soiled in the inside
parrot soiled from the outside
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I've soiled these pants from both sides now
From in and out
And still somehow
It's mental delusions I recall
I really don't know life at all
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)
You OK Adam Lanza

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)
first ice cream of the summer, here
i don't really have one - denim miniskirts, jeans.

oh I do have a wanker tastic emerald green cashmere scarf that I bought at Ralph Lauren. will that do?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:28, Reply)
looks more like frozen yogurt to me.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)
it is indeed

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:37, Reply)
i'd give to my opinion of that muck
but you'd make a crack about happy pillz

and I'd have to kill myself

again.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I'm a naturist.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)
How come you hate nature?
I mean yeah sure some plants are pretty annoying but come on, really?
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)
can we have a new thread plz

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:36, Reply)
done.

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)

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