Sounds good to me !
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/5001302/Kavos-is-revealed-as-sleazy-hub-for-binge-drinking-and-STIs.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:54, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chavos
Everyone I know who goes there fits that exact bill. Horrid
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)

can't think of anything worse
then again it's not been 8 years since I got my cock wet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

me neither I had a shower last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Nothing new
I've had the dubious pleasure of seeing Magaluf in daylight, while sober. It looked like Beirut, and the beer was expensive. We left.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Hold on up, isn't this where DG and Tu hooked up? Hummina-hummina !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

David Gray and Desmond Tutu?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Dick Grayson and Tulisa Constantinople?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

David Gest and Tupac Shakur?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

David Gilmore and The Universe?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Debbie Gibson and Sainsbury's Tu clothing collection?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Darron Gibson and Tracey Ullman?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Dolce & Gabbana and Tungsten?

( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Dave Glover and Tu'i Malila?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Deryck Guyler and Tutunkahmun?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Debbie Gibson and Desmond Tutu

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I'm trolling tesco
www.facebook.com/tesco/posts/546040692121733?comment_id=5518177&offset=0&total_comments=1¬if_t=feed_comment
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

that's well funny!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

They're mugging you off, Gonz.
Calling you a cunt behind your back.

LAUGHING at you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Are you saying that the best way for him to resolve this is to get down there with a can of petrol and a lighter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Words, old bean
are no substitute for a good firebombing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Oh man, I just finished a book about a retarded guy who everyone was mugging off. It made me tear at the end.
I'll get my comeuppance, I assure you, I'll. Get. My. Comeuppance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

sexual liberty is all part of societies growing liberation from old values and a symbol of it's desire to be free and open, unshackled by others judgement.
or some other bullshit. Some of the festivals i went to as a young man got pretty wild, don't see why that's any different.
Although, i dont like the fact the article just sor of washed over the rape of a young girl, i'd have though that would be a more worrying thing than "yeah, i shagged a girl without a condom"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

RAPE
Alright kid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

yeah,
just sort of going through the motions at the pub, but now my notice is in, my heart is not in it, i want to go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Yep, I've been there
How long have you got?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

my last day is the 9th August,
so basically forever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah, that's quite a while
Still, it'll creep up soon enough. GO TEAM WINDY!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)

i'm just sort of itching to get on with it,
had a cluster recruitment thing today with all the oxford managers, and they were all telling a bit jealous that i was getting out, and said a few goodbyes to people i won't see again in a professional coapacity probably and it sort of feels like it's coming to an end.
I need an injury bad enough to sign me off sick for the remainder of my time here, but not bad enough to stop me attending the course.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

She was begging for it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

It's hardly rape
She was probably dressed like a slut and most likely only went there to have sex with a shit loads of guys anyway.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

No probably about it.
I don't give a shit if they are 15, they shouldn't be pinned down with their hands behind their back in my tent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I know that in Cornwall, you still club women to drag back to your caves
but generally speaking, it's considered rape if you're not in a fit state to give consent, for which "barely conscious" qualifies.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Rubbish
Media sensationalism. "Barely Conscious" was probably more likely "Very Drunk" and I think most of us have had sex whilst very drunk. You just don't sell many newspapers with "Very Drunk Girl Has Sex With Very Drunk Boy"
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, I'm just going on what the article actually says, rather than making assumptions about what it meant.
Fucking a girl that can't say yes or no is rape.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

But it didn't say that she wasn't capable of saying yes or no.
And why is it only rape when it happens to women. I said "No" repeatedly when I was in for 3-5 for flashing and I was still bummed.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Semantics.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

a e
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

maybe its the age I grew up in but
even in my somewhat carefree youth I very rarely fucked anyone without wearing a noddy... They need to get some more of the AIDS DONT DIE OF IGNORANCE adverts out there. There was nothing scarier than having to go for a check up at the STI clinic after one of the rare occasions...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

They act like that deliberately.
How can it be non-consensual?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

i never bothered with them at all until about the age of 22, when i met Ladypig, and decided if i did have an STI it was probably best not to pass it on to her,
as i quite liked her, and i guessed that would piss her off, having a fizzy lady garden, so i started wearing them until i got the all clear from the nob doctor, and then stopped using them again. Seriously consideing getting myself all tied off, so ladypig can get off the hormone pills.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I have had sex without a condom and I have two kids
perhaps if they had adverts showing my life then and my life now if would put them off a lot more than those AIDs ads. You can take drugs for AIDs and live a fairly normal life. I'm fucked.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

you could always do the Mcanncann,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Couldn't do it
I just don't have it in me. I mean honestly, Tapas? Who eats that shit?
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

pub lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Sounds like Camborne on a Friday night

( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I don't know where that is.
Soz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Applies to most town/city centres tbh

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I forget you are all provincials.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Whereas Lewisham is the cultural Mecca of the UK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

True Story time
My aunt and uncle used to live in lewisham, one night two guys in balaclavas rammed their door down, tied them up and started screaming "Wheres the money! Wheres they money!" they didn't have much in the house so told them where it was but please don't hurt the kids. They realised they had the wrong place and legged it. Whilst the police were there a report came through about two people who had been properly done over up the road. Put the shits right up them I can tell you.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

That was me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Nice.
She lived across from that park with the play area on the top of the hill. Its probably been bombed now.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Hilly Fields.
With the school on it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I dunno I didn't leave the Panic Room

( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck off, shortround.
At least I don't live with the Irish detritus of London town.

And I live in a house, not a fucking smaller version of one. Know what I mean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Well if you'd bothered to FUCKING TURN UP on Sunday, you'd have seen
No paddies in the area I am now.
A bigger house than yours.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Flat.
Short is as short does.

Btw, like rats you are never more than 2 feet from a Paddy in London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Nope. House.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Also, where was the invite, eh? Didn't get one!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Yes you fucking did. Friday. 17.41, text message.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Text? Pfft.
Don't do texts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I also called you on Saturday, following the text YOU sent ME at 22.52 on Friday night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Camborne girls are a special breed.
I saw one standing on the street with her knickers round her ankles, arse poking out eating chips. I said "Oi what are you doing with your arse poking out eating chips?" she said "Oh? Has he gone?"
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

My junk shrivelled when I read that article.
I think I've also developed some sympathy itching.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

You can get sympathy ointment for that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Pussy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Not one of those ones, please.
I think I saw one with a dead rat in it.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

OK, his pussy shrunk when reading that article

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Must show it to the missus....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)