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	 I am looking to buy a new stereo.
	I am looking to buy a new stereo.
 	Nothing too expensive - up to £300 or so.
May I have some recommendations please? I know nothing on this subject.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:46,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 just use your phone on the bus like everyone else you tryhard
	just use your phone on the bus like everyone else you tryhard
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:51,
	
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	 I avoid buses at all costs. They smell of poor people & desperation.
	I avoid buses at all costs. They smell of poor people & desperation. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:51,
	
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	 and wee.
	and wee.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 Like your carpet.
	Like your carpet. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 You know there is not one bit of carpet in my house, Dopey.
	You know there is not one bit of carpet in my house, Dopey.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 Yeah, my mum ate it all
	Yeah, my mum ate it all 
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	I get this*
*Not rug munched from your mum obvs
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 There are rooms in your place that I have dared not venture in to.
	There are rooms in your place that I have dared not venture in to. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 You can't have carpet in a sex dungeon!
	You can't have carpet in a sex dungeon!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 You'd know.
	You'd know. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:01,
	
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	 Get a Saisho wog box from Dixons.
	Get a Saisho wog box from Dixons.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:52,
	
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	 Helpful as always.
	Helpful as always. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 If only Monty were here, he knows about this kind of stuff
	If only Monty were here, he knows about this kind of stuff
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:54,
	
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	 That'd be bigger than he is.
	That'd be bigger than he is.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:53,
	
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	 He could sleep in the battery compartment
	He could sleep in the battery compartment
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:55,
	
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	 what is it, a walkman?
	what is it, a walkman?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 Or the Bixton Briefcase
	Or the Bixton Briefcase
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 Is size a consideration, and do you need speakers and/or iThingy connection?
	Is size a consideration, and do you need speakers and/or iThingy connection?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 I have a sound dock for my iphone. I do need speakers.
	I have a sound dock for my iphone. I do need speakers. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:56,
	
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	 I've got two spare pairs of speakers, one of which you are more than welcome to have
	I've got two spare pairs of speakers, one of which you are more than welcome to have
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:57,
	
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	 Thank you. I may well take you up on that.
	Thank you. I may well take you up on that. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 You should.
	You should. 
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 What sort of connectors etc?
	What sort of connectors etc?
 	I know fuck all about all this.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 I'll ring you about this
	I'll ring you about this
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 Thanks.
	Thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 Nakers is your man for that Info.
	Nakers is your man for that Info.
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 I wouldn't trust anything recommended by that bender.
	I wouldn't trust anything recommended by that bender. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:10,
	
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	 Wharfedale diamond speakers.
	Wharfedale diamond speakers.  
 	Amp, CD player.  Job done.  
Get your ass to Richer Sounds.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 What brand of amp, DAB radio, CD player, remote control etc. could I get for my budget?
	What brand of amp, DAB radio, CD player, remote control etc. could I get for my budget?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:00,
	
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	 I got the Doris some sort of iDock thing in Richer Sounds.
	I got the Doris some sort of iDock thing in Richer Sounds.
 	Have a look there.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 I've looked at Richer Sounds, problem is I don't know what makes are any good.
	I've looked at Richer Sounds, problem is I don't know what makes are any good.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 They are probably all made in the same place and rebranded
	They are probably all made in the same place and rebranded
 	If all you will use it for is home use, will it make much difference.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 ^^^
	^^^
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 There is one at Livpool St and at London Bridge.
	There is one at Livpool St and at London Bridge.  
 	I want some stuff so am happy to have a look around with you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 Liverpool St & then beers in Dirty Dicks could be a plan one evening.
	Liverpool St & then beers in Dirty Dicks could be a plan one evening.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 Done.
	Done.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 Let me know some dates.
	Let me know some dates.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 June 3rd 1978, March 12th 355BC, January 23rd 2004.
	June 3rd 1978, March 12th 355BC, January 23rd 2004.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:11,
	
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	 idiot.
	idiot.
 	I've just realised I missed the third anniversary of Moaty's death. July 10th.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 :o(
	:o(
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 Is there a Richer Sounds anywhere near you?
	Is there a Richer Sounds anywhere near you?
 	They have some decent deals, usually. Prob look to spend £100ish on the speakers and the balance on the unit, won't be spectacular but should be decent. I got a TEAC CD/amp/radio from them a couple of years ago and it's pretty good, and titchy to boot.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 There is one at Swiss Cottage. I may well pop up there, but I don't know what brands to go for.
	There is one at Swiss Cottage. I may well pop up there, but I don't know what brands to go for. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 Cambridge Audio
	Cambridge Audio
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 Thanks.
	Thanks.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 DING DING DING
	DING DING DING
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 +1
	+1
 	There's a smallish Richer Sounds in Bloomsbury too.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:17,
	
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	 alright? When are you around for beers?
	alright? When are you around for beers?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 Yeah man, not bad
	Yeah man, not bad
 	Was just discussing with 
Lusty about drinks.  Next week?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Not Thurs pls
	Not Thurs pls
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 I can't do Wednesday evening.
	I can't do Wednesday evening. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 Richer MARRS
	Richer MARRS
 	Makes for budget end hifi, Teac, Denon, Cambridge Audio.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:04,
	
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	 For speakers, Wharfedale, Mission, Mordant-Short.
	For speakers, Wharfedale, Mission, Mordant-Short.
 	Or blow the budget and get Bowers&Wilkins...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 For mash, get Smash.
	For mash, get Smash.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:15,
	
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	 something about RichMARR Sounds
	something about RichMARR Sounds
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 B&O
	B&O
 	shiney
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 Out of my budget.
	Out of my budget. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:58,
	
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	 It's all Phillips parts.
	It's all Phillips parts.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:59,
	
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	 Poor Phillip.
	Poor Phillip.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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	 *One flippant racist joke to many*
	*One flippant racist joke to many*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 Something you don't understand about "budget of £300"?
	Something you don't understand about "budget of £300"?
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:02,
	
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	 something you don't understand about
	something you don't understand about
 	"go and die of leaky bum rape" ?
besides there are literally loads of refurbed B&O systems out there.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 a leaky bum rape dowwwnn
	a leaky bum rape dowwwnn
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:10,
	
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	 downs more like
	downs more like 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:12,
	
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	 My TV is B&O.
	My TV is B&O.
 	Ok yeah it's ten years old, but it's fucking stylish and I feel like a human when I watch it. How's your wipe?
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03,
	
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 	 My TV is I have chronic
&
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05,
	
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	 My body smells like flowers, a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
	My body smells like flowers, a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 Yeah, the Rafflesia Arnoldii
	Yeah, the Rafflesia Arnoldii 
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 This is a very good joke, by the way.
	This is a very good joke, by the way.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 is it also charming and witty?
	is it also charming and witty?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 Well 'charming' is pushing it a little far I fear.
	Well 'charming' is pushing it a little far I fear.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 as is witty
	as is witty
 	but hey, it's not rape if you push
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:15,
	
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	 Ha, obscure.
	Ha, obscure.
 	Points if you didn't have to google it.
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 *checks in vain for points*
	*checks in vain for points*
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:14,
	
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 	 that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.   of my flaming fabulousness
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 Indeed.
 	here
	Indeed.
 	here
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16,
	
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	 FUCK my face is wonky
	FUCK my face is wonky
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:17,
	
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	 I'd forgotten how truly ugly you are.
	I'd forgotten how truly ugly you are. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:20,
	
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	 So had I.
	So had I.
 	How's it going?
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:21,
	
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	 Getting divorced. Much happier than I was. Get to spend plenty of time with my daughter. Enjoying my new place.
	Getting divorced. Much happier than I was. Get to spend plenty of time with my daughter. Enjoying my new place.
 	7/10.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 If things are better, that's great.
	If things are better, that's great.
 	I don't envy you baring your life on here, that's why I vanished, shit came up and I knew I'd be an easy target at a vulnerable time. Kudos for you for pushing through it, I wish I had that motivation.
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 Just got to get on with it. Do what I can in the best interests of micro, both short and long term.
	Just got to get on with it. Do what I can in the best interests of micro, both short and long term.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 this is where deleting your account and killing yourself really would be for the best
	this is where deleting your account and killing yourself really would be for the best
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 my wipe??
	my wipe??
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:06,
	
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	 Well yeah, why not.
	Well yeah, why not.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 OH, is it SWIPE?
	OH, is it SWIPE?
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07,
	
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	 those new glasses of yours want testing, my fine feathered friend
	those new glasses of yours want testing, my fine feathered friend
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:08,
	
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	 Ha, have you seen them?
	Ha, have you seen them?
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 no, just your post referencing them earlier!
	no, just your post referencing them earlier!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09,
	
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	 Ahh balls wrong subthread.
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020148
	Ahh balls wrong subthread.
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020148
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:18,
	
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	 HAWT
	HAWT
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 Right back at ya cheeksweets.
	Right back at ya cheeksweets.
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:29,
	
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	 The thing about Bang and Olufsen
	The thing about Bang and Olufsen
 	is that they make stuff out of cheap Japanese components, then whack a massive fucking bill on top for a bit of fancy design work. They are bought by fucking iPod/Mac spastics with no idea at all of what they're buying, who're purely concerned with looks.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 You can make nature's own sounds by simply
	You can make nature's own sounds by simply
 	Screaming for as long as you can and as loudly as you can into a cardboard box.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:12,
	
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	 You're a right old screamer. That's what I heard.
	You're a right old screamer. That's what I heard.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13,
	
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	 I've always believed that No Daddy No would be a good name for a punk band.
	I've always believed that No Daddy No would be a good name for a punk band.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:19,
	
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	 Oh really. You've always believed that, have you? Right. Course you have.
	Oh really. You've always believed that, have you? Right. Course you have.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:21,
	
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	 Well, since I first heard the phrase, anyway.
	Well, since I first heard the phrase, anyway.
 	So NO, Mr Professor Of Fucking Linguistics, Semantics And Etymology, I HAVEN'T believed it "always".
Christ. Stop BULLYING me, you DICK.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:23,
	
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	 The chances of me genuinely stopping are pretty much nil, I'm afraid.
	The chances of me genuinely stopping are pretty much nil, I'm afraid.
 	Bully I may be - BUT, SIR, A LIAR I AM NOT.
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 So you've never, ever lied in your life, then?
	So you've never, ever lied in your life, then?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Not once
	Not once
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 I don't believe you, Sir!
	I don't believe you, Sir!
 	Not for one minute, I don't!
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
	I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
 	Not _once_ ......
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 I was going to suggest the Bose wave systems
	I was going to suggest the Bose wave systems
 	as I have heard good reports about them, I didn't realise they were that expensive
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:14,
	
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	 I was going to suggest that you 'fuck off', because you are a 'fucking wanker'
	I was going to suggest that you 'fuck off', because you are a 'fucking wanker'
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:15,
	
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	 I was going to second that suggestion.
	I was going to second that suggestion. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16,
	
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	 He's such a bully Batts I really dont know understand why he hates me so much
	He's such a bully Batts I really dont know understand why he hates me so much
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:18,
	
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	 'because you are a 'fucking wanker''
	'because you are a 'fucking wanker''
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:20,
	
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	 Yeah well YOUN is a Sphincter Spider
	Yeah well YOUN is a Sphincter Spider
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:24,
	
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	 :o
	:o
 	If you keep scowling like that you will never pick up any jobs as a Gary Oldman look alike
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16,
	
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	 Buy a guitar and play the music yourself
	Buy a guitar and play the music yourself
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16,
	
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	 Yeah TH, go on, play me the drum solo from Moby Dick on that guitar of yours IF IT'S SO GREAT
	Yeah TH, go on, play me the drum solo from Moby Dick on that guitar of yours IF IT'S SO GREAT
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:19,
	
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	 Maybe I will smart guy
 	Maybe I will
	Maybe I will smart guy
 	Maybe I will
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:22,
	
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	 I could sell you my old one
	I could sell you my old one
 	60 CD changer, tape deck, radio, 2 speakers, bunch of holes on the back for I guess plugging other stuff in.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:19,
	
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	 HAHAHA 60 CD CHANGER, GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN
	HAHAHA 60 CD CHANGER, GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN
 	
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:20,
	
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	 It's good if you have a lot of CDs
	It's good if you have a lot of CDs
 	not so good if you don't. Unless you have pets, as the find the clunking of a disc change weirdly fascinating.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:24,
	
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	 As a passenger there's something slightly wonderful about CD-changers.
	As a passenger there's something slightly wonderful about CD-changers.
 	There's tension when an album comes to an end, particularly if you've got it on random. The anticipation of what album will be next makes my nipples stand gently to attention, reaching forward like they're begging for more gruel. As the changer grinds and whirs under my buttocks, the whole process makes my hormones boil. The first few notes of the next album makes my labia shift slightly, my thighs rub together to encourage the stickiness. If the driver doesn't like the random choice, fantastic. Change it again, Mr Locomotion, make it different. Once they're satisfied I listen and listen and listen until eventually I squirt yellow liquid all over the ipod connector and glovebox.
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs
 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Well, that escalated quickly
	Well, that escalated quickly
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:21,
	
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	 I have a mix of B&W and Ruark speakers
	I have a mix of B&W and Ruark speakers
 	with an Onkyo amp.
This isn't any help to you, I'm just bragging.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:21,
	
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 	a mix of B&W and Ruark speakers with an Onkyo amp Hep C and bum-AIDS
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:22,
	
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	 This is a subject area that I thought you'd be au fait with.
	This is a subject area that I thought you'd be au fait with.
 	You with your CD mixer deck from Maplins.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:23,
	
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	 ACTUALLY I have a Matsui midi unit SO THERE
	ACTUALLY I have a Matsui midi unit SO THERE
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:24,
	
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	 Cor, is it red?
	Cor, is it red?
 	PLEASE say it's red!!1
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:26,
	
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	 Fuck yes is it red.
	Fuck yes is it red.
 	Redder than a Hiroshima dawn
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 My first stereo was a matsui. Christmas present 1985 I think.
	My first stereo was a matsui. Christmas present 1985 I think. 
 	I know. CSB.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:26,
	
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	 Mine was an Aiwa out of the Argos catalogue.
	Mine was an Aiwa out of the Argos catalogue.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 I bet you wished it was a Matsui.
	I bet you wished it was a Matsui. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:29,
	
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	 Nope!
	Nope!
 	I love me a bit of Aiwa.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 I still have an AIWA separate tape deck
	I still have an AIWA separate tape deck
 	Best under £100 at the time, natch.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 MINE
	MINE
 	was an Amstrad all-in-one unit with a fucking vertical turntable. It was a hand-me-down from my brother and, to my shame, it was still all I had until I graduated.
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:30,
	
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	 Vertical turntable? No, you just had it on the wrong side you bender.
	Vertical turntable? No, you just had it on the wrong side you bender. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 It was truly pathetic.
	It was truly pathetic.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Sony Music Centre
	Sony Music Centre 
 	With 3 ft tall valve speakers (I wish I still had that the sound quality was beautiful)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 I built my first proper pair of speaker from a book I got from Maplins in the 80's
	I built my first proper pair of speaker from a book I got from Maplins in the 80's
 	Funny enough I still have the book, but I left the speakers at my batshit mental ex's
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 You should pop round double H and get them back
	You should pop round double H and get them back
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 I'm about 20 years to late for that one B-dog
	I'm about 20 years to late for that one B-dog
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 I fell asleep in the park
	I fell asleep in the park
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Spastic.
	Spastic. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 it was warm and comfy though : (
	it was warm and comfy though : (
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 did you get park sleep raped
	did you get park sleep raped
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 No, he's going back tomorrow to try again.
	No, he's going back tomorrow to try again.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 If only he was pretty.
	If only he was pretty. 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 i thought he was all pink cheeked and floppy
	i thought he was all pink cheeked and floppy
 	but he swears i am wrong
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 You're thinking of Stunned poster's cock again aint ya
	You're thinking of Stunned poster's cock again aint ya
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 she is only human mate...
	she is only human mate...
 	I am willing to bet she is doodling it on a pad as we type
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 resists.....obvious........strikethrough......
	resists.....obvious........strikethrough......
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 Fuck it I went there
	Fuck it I went there
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 Not there, there Obvs
	Not there, there Obvs
 	I meant with the strikethrough
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 Too late with the denial...
	Too late with the denial...
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 Yeah......but......ermmmmm..................wellllllllll
	Yeah......but......ermmmmm..................wellllllllll
 	OHHHHHHHH LOOK OVER THERE
*Runs off*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 Wha.. huh?
	Wha.. huh?
 	Oh well, move along, nothing to see here. As you were, etc.
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:04,
	
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 	doodling it on a pad flicking her bean faster than Sportcow was samba drumming yesterday
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 making a noise like a crickets legs
	making a noise like a crickets legs
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 Ha ha
	Ha ha
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 V/good
	V/good
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	a "cicadian rhythm"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 Forever known as "chirruping"
	Forever known as "chirruping"
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 Twoey I think you have just coined the ideal phrase for female masterbation
	Twoey I think you have just coined the ideal phrase for female masterbation
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:28,
	
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	 where you having a crafty fag
	where you having a crafty fag 
 	on Mitcham common?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 here is some useful cable i nfo for you
 	most-expensive.com/audio-cables
	here is some useful cable i nfo for you
 	most-expensive.com/audio-cables
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:37,
	
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	 Funniest: gold-plated Toslink connectors
	Funniest: gold-plated Toslink connectors
 	as if the choice of metal makes any difference to an optical fibre connection.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:47,
	
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	 i guess it means they would never rust
	i guess it means they would never rust
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:04,
	
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	 That is the only reason for gold plate on electrical connectors.
	That is the only reason for gold plate on electrical connectors.
 	All else is bullshit.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 Hahahaha
	Hahahaha
 	That 
IS funny!!!
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:09,
	
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