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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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can you all be a little bit less shit please?

alt: When have you badly put your foot in it?

altalt: pool or beach or city or ym?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:53, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have had a delivery of 3 bottles of beer to my office from an "Andrew"
This is GOOD

Alt:
Almost every day due to my big fucking mouth

AltAlt:
Beach MoFo
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)
It's Dozer trying to date rape you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Stop clowning around

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Someone once said that Dozer looked like a really rubbish clown, what with his big feet and short legs.
Well, in response to that he came on here and told a few jokes and nobody's laughing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'll see you all in a week.
b3ta.com/questions/unreasonablecruelty/post2020457
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I want to go to the beach
Or, more specifically, I want to be swimming in the sea right now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)
not in England, far to fucking cold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I have a very strong aversion to cold water
and very hot water for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
^ dirty boy ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
that's what your mum said as I curled one out onto her chest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I spend most of the day in the sea when on holiday in cornwall
However I do have a wetsuit on
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020319
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Truth be told If your in the water for 8-12hours a day
You need one just for the sun protection
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)
gay skin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm a white lilly
and fear I would wilt in the sun, plus the average burn time was about 32 Mins. before you even add the factor of the sunlight reflected
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Your feet must really stink

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I'm afraid they really do today.
Who would've thought vegetarian Birkenstocks could do that to them?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I shall visit the beach this evening with the dog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Hey she may be past her prime but Mrs.Cow is still a handsome woman

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

wo
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Beaches & pools are boring.
Never understood why you'd just want to lay there doing nothing (like YM), when there are things to do & see.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)
well you can chat and drink, read and swim, look at breasts and make a sandcastle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I don't want to lie there doing nothing
I want to swim in the sea and climb on the rocks and explore the "secret" caves with my kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)
You don't key your own car, Nakers.
If I were to do any noncing, I'd do it on mini-Ape
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)
pah IF?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Admit nothing, Bonzer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I kick the wing mirrors off mine when the wife parks it badly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I kicked her back doors in

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
actual lol here re car analogy

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I'll explore your secret cave in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Top tip for all you parents out there
Adding the prefix 'secret' to anything like this massively increases your child's excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)
"secret penis"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You got it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I know but the doc says if I keep using the cream it will go

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)
you might need to pass this tip on to missus tangles too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
+ before she infects the rest of the rugby team

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Hey, wait a minute...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Proper office lol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I passed my tip onto Mrs Tangles tits only last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Christ, the woman is insatiable.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

satia edi
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
NOMNOMNOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
"secret going to your room and staying there in silence until the morning"

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
YAY \o/ runs off exitedly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Also works for younger adults.
Eg "Secret gig", "Secret stash".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Secret bash...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
"secret cellar" ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
"Our little secret."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
^ This^
I was gutted when my son decided he was to old for rock pools :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Beach and pool for maybe a couple of hours, but generally I need summat to engage my brain as well.
Foots: my mate once suggested loudly pre-gig that our band send our demo to Jo Wiley on XFM, "because she'll play any old shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)
She really will

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Christ I'm bored of people complaining about other people being shit without having the self-awareness to realise they're part of the same group of shit people.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah well your shit
you're
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I like the beach but only if there's stuff to do
I can't sit around being hot all day. Boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Try stealing some kids
That usually livens up a dull day at the beach
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I fucking hate kids, why would I steal them?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
To relieve the boredom
Half the fun is trying to get rid of them again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Also
ing hate     why would I steal them?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
you've got noncing on the brain this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I think I'd better go home.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Wait for the kids to get back eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
SURPRISE!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
BONGLE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
work getting you down?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
A little bit, yeah.
Going to a beer garden with og later, that'll fix things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)
i'm babysitting : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
i'll sit on my balacony with a g&t in my hand and your mum on my cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Yeah but if you have a saggy fat old bird sitting on your todger
there's going to be no room for your gin. You'll have to sort lean out sideways to have a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
wheres theres a will

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
There's a string of family members trying to look forlorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Better be a strong balcony.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Impossible, I'm TH™
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
TWOSIE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Baked *doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Tits, missed the qotw.
b3ta.com/questions/unreasonablecruelty/post2020377
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dodgy opening line Noley old chap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
wait I read the rest of it...
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
W.T. actual F.?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Yup.

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Yet again, my efforts are overlooked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
are they ignoring your suggestions again?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Of course they are
They're intimidated by my creativity
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Well next Thursday link your Fav. and let us all vote it up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
That will give you about 6 votes judging by the amount of posters here today

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
6 more than your shit deserves

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Good idea
Thanks Harts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Hey, I'm here to help
or should that be Hare to help?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
haha i guess it should

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Alt: she said she liked it :(

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I've just had a small informal meeting with the boss of this site in his office
which also included a cold bottle of Becks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I am sat outside the pub with a cold cider, warm sun, a gentle breeze and the cricket on in the background.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
beats me :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Give me two hours and I'll be doing the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I'll be 6 pints ahead of you by then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Reading this drivel, it seems plain to me that no, no they can't.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Hey, look if it isn't /ot's very own black cloud

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
fuck off, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
^ Upset ^
Anyway I will do in two Mins.


*sticks tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Can you remember what time the £3 Czech place opens? Can't be arsed to walk there if it doesn't open til 6.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
lunchtime I think

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Hey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
It's Monty dude, no point flapping your testes over this one.

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*flaps faster*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Oh, I wasn't
I meant it more in a 'Hi' type way. Perhaps I should've just said 'Hi'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Come on, lad.
We all heard the flapping of your gargantuan scrotum, don't lie.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Heard it? You can fucking smell it at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
It honks like a flock of Canada geese, TH.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I know, it's bad mate
Smells like an antelope ate pickled onions until it died.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Hahahaha

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Yo, nig.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I knew you'd understand, Musty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Im just hanging on for 5pm Friday, thanks.
AltAlt. NONE of those when they're all rammed (yes, even YM). I much prefer good company and alcohol in the garden.

Hate sand, the city is far too congested and awful, pools are full of kids,YM is full of crabs
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Once again you e all forgotten Chicken Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I didn't I had sweet 'N' sour chicken with rice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
it's easily done

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
You could join in
with some quorn roast chicken nibbles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I'm having chili cheese fries
Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
i dunno whetehr to make a sausage and creamy mustard pasta, with red onions and parsley
or something with chicken and bruschetta
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I'm doing king prawns with linguine and chilli.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I'm going to have lager in a lager sauce, served on a bed of wilted glass.
With a side salad of fags.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Starting with an amuse bouche of a spliff?
With a few lines of powder as a digestif?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
oooh I want this please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Piss easy to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I reckon yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Boil pasta. Sauté some cherry tomatoes, add prawns, garlic & chillies. Drain pasta. Mix with prawns etc. fresh black pepper. Parsley.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)
fuck your parsley, i'd go basil
LIKE A BOSS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Too strong in flavour. You wouldn't taste the prawns.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I guess I have a more delicate palette than you then...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Possibly given how much I smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:28, Reply)

basil gay
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:29, Reply)
I'd go gay for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:33, Reply)
this makes no sense
unless you are saying i look like a man

in which case.... AND the horse you rode in on, cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Ha ha
b3ta.com/questions/unreasonablecruelty/post2020457
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Who's sock is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Possibly AB. Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
swipe was certain that it was Rory earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Yes but swipe is an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
+ for not recognising my desperate attempts to woo her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)
+ said Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)
*zips lips*

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at this stage that seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I'm not gonna lie but I heard that Chompy and Swipe did actually get together and in the morning it was like Braston pickle vs unpasturised stilton.
No clues as to who was who really but I'm wishing I was the freshly-baked bread.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
hahahah
Fucking hell Noel you've brightened the place up today and for that I thank you heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)
i think n he may be mental

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
i could have sworn this was gonz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Badoombedoombedoom.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:28, Reply)
no, i said that YOU were rory
which you are.

rory.

RORY.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)
alright fanta pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)
no, i said that you were banned
which you are.

banned.

BANNED.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)
i ent never been banned or stepped
everyone loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:28, Reply)
you do need an icon though
generally the quality of the poster is directly linked to the icon or lack thereof
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:29, Reply)
i am an exception to this rule and so many others in life

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:31, Reply)
You know when you've been tangoed...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:28, Reply)
+ ,

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:29, Reply)
When someone slaps you round the face with an organic yurt?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Are you in Battered's bath?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Nah, Vincent Tabak's house innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
234/4

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
300 by the close?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
they have 25 overs to play so yeagh i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

283 for 6.

First one way then the other. Like Monty's Mum.

EDIT Make that 7. :(
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Yeah talking about being hot and sweaty and being sweaty in places you never knew you had and having sweaty feet and sweaty shoulders and taking your clothes off and them being hot and wet and stuff being generally damp and humid and that.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I posted in the wrong tab.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

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