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What?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:44, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)


(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)
That is just SO wrong.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I mean, how the fuck does he get the ends of his fingers to bend like that?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)
You've been trying this at home haven't you?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:15, Reply)
alright Lighters?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)
ay
flitting hither and yon around the internet
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I just know my fingers can't do that!

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Any job luck DG?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Nope.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Sorry to hear that mate, we all need a little good timing and luck in these things

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Wtf

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Battered Hidden Cam lols.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:21, Reply)
why
and who

and why

and... WHY?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Is this your new thing?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)
what?
which?

why?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Like she's even got a thing.

Healed up, innit.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
alright dozer

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

You're not Phudders.

You can't fool me.

Hi, though.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Nah
she's a dick infested man-mattress, haven't you been paying attention?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Don't be foolish, she's a ging. I'll bet she's got freckly flaps.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
NO MATTRESS CHAT

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
'No chattress'

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMXlWDT3qiM
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)
deez nuts

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Where?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)
In your wife's mouth.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Grace will be so jealous

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)
he told me that grace isn't her real name

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
No I didn't.
I'm sticking my handsome neck out here to confirm that yes, my pet hamster is indeed named Grace.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)
you told me that you call her "The Taker"

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)
No I didn't.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)
yeah you did
you said it was ironic because it was mostly your ass doing the taking

and i pointed out that she ingests enough of your pooflakes for it to count
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I 'said it was ironic'?
Check the OT meme spreadsheet for my reputation, yeah?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)
i don't do excel
it's for cunts
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Which is why Al maintains his spreadsheet of quotes/ memes/ posts etc.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)
: (

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)
except you
now answer me this

do i:

i - stay at work and finish this complex letter/piece of advice
ii - go join my friends in hoxton (miles away from home)
iii - go home

???
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08, Reply)
i) fo sho
Get one of your paralegals to do it.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)

i) do a draft, go home and review first thing tomorrow.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Then get a peon to do the rest.
Call it 'training'.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Go home, but then I've not slept in 2 years, which makes you lazy!

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

+ land.

You can call me Al.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:46, Reply)

He told me it was Splenic Flexure.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

What what what what?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Ent seen that before

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Bah, you kids today

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I ent seen dat eitha innit

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Who's the oldest here?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:50, Reply)
rory?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)
How old is Rory?
I thought he was your age?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Rory's about 38 or so.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Ha! Old shit

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Round about that.
I could be wrong though. I'm sure he's said that he's 5 years older than me.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:02, Reply)
So, yes then.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)
36-37 i think
battered and monty are 40-41, as is stunned
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I've just turned 40 a month ago, the other two hit that milestone in September.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Swipe
Then Phudderz. Phudz is in his late 40s or 50s innit.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)
unless we're going on looks
in which case dozer's wrinkled face and tonsure take the gold medal
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Tonsure? What fuckery is this?
Coming from a ginger, I'm not sure you should be doling out any hair-based jibes. Glass house/ smelly garages etc etc.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)
you know what i mean, fr dozer

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Of course I know what a tonsure is.
But I have a full and lustrous head of hair.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)
er.......................
ok.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I certainly do not have a tonsure or any other type of bald patch.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Up a bit, up a bit, as it were. No poovery intended.

I'm a fossil.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:09, Reply)
*cough*
it's my birthday tomorrow
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:11, Reply)
you said
and i am taking my pregnant friend out. stupid babies!
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)
40th?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I wish

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Oh...soz old man

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Cliff Richards bursts into song.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Or whatserface
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqD826HGuI
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:14, Reply)
did you ever check out any more LCD soundsystem stuff?

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Text me your plans. We should have beer.

(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:34, Reply)

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